"Hi, I'm with the student union!"

>"Hi, I'm with the student union!"
>"We're giving out free condoms as a way to promote safe sex!"
>"How many would you like?" *smiles*

Does she come with the bucket?

I mean its safe right

>"Which one do you like the most?" *Looks into eyes"

Which one is best for masturbating?
I have reasons to not trust where my hand has been anymore, we'll just leave it at that.

I’m allergic to latex.

>"Here. I'll trade you."
>Hands over a bowl of eggs
>"Sir, what am I suppo-"
>"Eat them"
>"b-but sir, I'm not hun-"
>Tears condom from wrapper
>"ALL THE EGGS"
>Cries

Three, thanks

No thanks miss, my rate of obtaining or transmitting STIs is far lower than most faggots you meet, as I am a circumcised man.

>that's ok, I do it greek

>...and I'm... experienced. What are you doing after this?

Low tier bait

Just take a couple. Don't want to be rude and take them all. There are other people who could use them too. Besides if you need more just go back later.

Dub dubs

Is circumcision uncommon where you come from?

highly underrated

She's kinda ugly tho

>"No thanks I'm a virgin"

>"T-two p-please"
>*awkwardly tries to grab a couple*
>*drops the bowl in the floor*
>*run away in despair*

i took plenty of this in college

"Two, I guess, as long as I can stop back tomorrow for more."

>"OMG! Why? You're so cute!"

Nah mate
Give me a tide pod

Sorry they're to big.

I am USA country

Seriously white people need to stop going to college, it's turning us into niggers who don't even know what condoms are.

"y..you too"

I actually get that a lot. I have Autism and Aspergers syndrome so I am too weird okay bye now.

>Sure, I'll take a handful, thanks
You don't need to divulge your autism or loneliness, just be normal

"Depends," I say. "How many can you handle?"

>0 I like to live dangerously
>;)
>Get attested

It's uncommon in every white country.

uh um thanks uh ok none ok

all the eggs

cum with the bucket
cum buckets