Grossest Sexual Stories. Greentext preferred

Grossest Sexual Stories. Greentext preferred
>be me
>sick as heck
>stay home from work
>gf also sick and stays home
>both just chillin in bed
>start getting handsy and she tells me not to eat her out because she’s on her period
>fairenough
>15 minutes of sick making out
>she grabs by dick and pulls it out
>she starts sucking and I notice it feels a little different than normal (I’ll soon find out why)
>I pull her hair and her mouth comes off my dick
>she tries to swallow but ends up coughing this huge disgusting amalgamation of mucus and blood onto the shaft or my formerly erect penis
>neither of us know what to do
>she says let’s clean up and she’ll try again
>fairenough vol. 2
>she starts sucking again and this time it almost feels back to normal
>20 minutes pass and I’m finally about to arrive
>right before I am able to make my debut I hear this unsettling gag
>with my hand in her hair and my cock in her mouth I look down to see her pull it out faster than Paul Walker
>she had puked on my willy
>for the second time of the day, and it wasn’t even noon, she had let her bodily fluids become acquainted with my wiener (normally I wouldn’t mind but these two specific bodily fluids were anything but optimal)
>end up busting a sad nut in the shower

My will to nut would have left at the first gross incident. Fuck thats nasty af

the first time reading through it didn't sounds too aweful but the second read reinforced how nasty that is.

>banging girl 2x a day for a couple weeks
>she gets her period
>get sloppy drunk one night but go straight for the poon anyways
>bang the shit out of her, feels kind of dry but im drunk and can't feel anything anyways
>2 days later notice she smells terrible, she complains about it to me
>she said it feels like there's something in her
>I'm a trooper so I reach in there with my fingers and feel a string
>pull out a bloody, rotten cum soaked tampon from days prior
>almost vomit in my mouth, stench was on my hand after multiple hand washes

2 years later we're still dating. It was a bonding experience really

Can't really think of one above all grossest experience but had a couple gross moments.
>multiple big periods mid sex
>shit on dick
>puke on dick

worst is probably knowing that i've eaten my girl out while she was on her period and then finding out shes on her period after sex.

Uhhh what's the explanation for the bloody mucous..

>anal fingering
>two fingers in her asshole
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>feel something strange
>decide to pull it out of the anus
,it's a fucking tapeworm 6 feet long,
>she goes to hospital moments later

Still scarred to this day

Sinus infection is my guess. I had it first so I think she caught it from me

I have an interesting story. It contains cheating so trigger warning to any anons who are sensitive about that

> gf and I are on the rocks because she does not put out
> she does not put out because we were always fighting and she put pussy as a reward
> she also would often get yeast infections so it would put her out of commission for days
> this goes on for months and I'm a horny fuck
> always messed around with married co-worker and she always flirted back
> they called us office husband and wife
> one day tell her I dream about her
> she gets afraid but then shows her inner slut
> day before her vacation I give her a ride home and finger blast her and she sucks me off in my car
> she comes back from vacation and tells me she should have not done that
> tells me she 'misses' me
> the next day I pick her up from her house to 'carpool'
> we end up fucking in my car at the top of a parking lot at the crack of morning
> her pussy was amazing and we were amazing lovers
> car was steamed up titanic style
> and thus began my affair

> this goes on for about a year
> gf has no clue but notices I'm not hounding her for sex anymore
> our relationship begins to get better overtime now that I'm getting some regularly

more??

I've had the same thing happen to me, only it was in her for over a week and the smell was soo bad she had to go see a gyno

Moar plz

moarrrr plssssss

pt 2

> work gf's relationship with her hubby was also low-key on the rocks (no shit right?)
> he was a one pump chump
> work gf and I are super comptaible sex wise
> she does everything I ask and with a smile
> she has the most amazing look in her eyes when I cum and I'm still hard
> I can make her cum several times a session
> she makes me feel like a god
> we mostly fuck in (when no one is there) and around work
> people at work notice we are waaay closer and take lunches alone often

keeep goinggggg

pt 3
I'm typing this for the first time :P

> at first our relationship was pretend close but then we started fucking
> it turned into real affection because it was cathartic
> we then find excuses to meet up on the weekend
> I suddenly have a ton of work to do
> so does she
> we FUCK everywhere

OH SHIET

pt 4
> she starts catching strong feelings
> I start saying stupid shit to string her along
> I care for her but I don't want her to break up with her hubby and it turn into a public spat
> gf and I start improving sexually but I suspected one of her issues was that she might be a les
> since I'm spending more time with work gf (hanging around, functions etc), actual gf begins to be friends with her
> they actually start hitting it off and work gf I think was getting off that she was cucking her without her knowing

PLOT TWIST

pt 5
> I use this to my advantage and play on both of them. Work gf is a slut and bi.
> I tell her she should persue her fetish by being more forward with actual gf because she is into girls but never had an experience with them
> some months later they have a 'date'
> I have gf phone bugged with spy app so I hear all their convos when they are alone.

Loving this, keep going

>trigger warnings for any anons who are sensitive
>trigger warnings
This isn't tumblr, user. If some faggot wants to be an SJW, they can go suck their masculine tranny GF's BBC.

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pt 6
> I begin to use my knowledge to set it up real nice... at least I thougth I did
> I convince real gf that she might be a lez and she should try and make a move with work gf since she is bi
> I tell her she has permission to fuck around with work gf and I won't be in it because I didn't want to interfear with her expermination
> I tell work gf actual gf is going to make a move on her
> they make out on one of their date nights
> I'm waiting in the living room when they come in the house

Come on OP, I have one to rub out before I crash for the night.

quite a fantasy you got there, shame if someoner were to pisser on it der

Hurry up... omfg

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> they move straight into the bed room
> I have a shit eating grin ear to ear
> 15 minutues later I hear moans from the living room
> I know who's moans are whos
> I enjoying listening at first...
> but then I actually start to get really anxious
> I come to the realization if actual gf is lez, my relationship with her is over as I proved it

What app?

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welp ain't that nice

sorry if I'm missing details and it sounds fake. But it's legit

>came on camera
>male
>all sorts of issues thereafter
>oh well
>fucking girls are famous now
>not intentionally by my dick

Cerberus. They actually cancelled the voice recording function because I abused it

Happened with my wife, but nothing as fun...

did it occur to you that maybe b/ doesn't want a 10 part novel about how a girl you were fucking stole your actual gf and now you are sitting with your dick in hand using your tears as lubricant.

Zunechan days on Sup Forums those were the golden days

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
FUCKING DIED

>The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Too lazy to write a whole greentext but basically met an mmo "wife" after playing together for 3 years. Find it's a fat 5/10. Used her kids as sexual currency to keep me around. Left one night cause I was feeling like shit.

srsly tho finish already is been forever i have to go bed, jeez

pt 6

> I'm freaking out but I keep it under control and let them do their thing
> about 30 minutes later work gf comes out to get some water (naked)
> she asks me if anything is wrong and I tell her I'm fine.
> actual gf also comes out and whispers in my ear if I want to come to the bedroom
> work gf has a shit eating grin that I can see in the dark

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fuck it
nothing better to do

Holy fuck, 4 lines after like 10 mins?

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i know, op is a dick inhaling ultra-faggot

omg dude why do you take too long are you typing with a god damn spoon?

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pt 7
> I go into the bedroom and strip naked and begin to fuck both of these women
> I never felt more alpha in my life
> we begin to have threesomes for the next few months
> due to this my relationship with actual gf begins to get waaay better
> it seems she was also a freak and she was into sharing me
> work gf starts to get jealous and get real attached

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soooo
pls make next part like 10 lines or i'll personally will shoot you -.-

Dubs and i rip the blister skin off

Margo Robbie
Emma Watson.

Don't care.

Fucking shit OP, what is wrong with posting a fucking story that is less than 58 parts of 4 line posts???

fukken do it
dubs get

pt 8
> she threatens to tell actual gf we've been having an affair all along
> I come clean to actual gf of what was going on
> she was gutted but said that it made sense now
> I don't fuck or interact with work gf for a week or so and she starts to really jones and get sappy
> actual gf takes about a week or so to get over
> since the sex was amazing I asked her if she still wanted to keep having threesomes with work gf since it got her off so much

op will never deliver.

sounds like the story Robbie has been feeding me for about three years.

Sorry user.
whores will be whores.

>440▶
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Why is it impossible for you to make 10 lines?

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why does it need to be?

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I like the story and don't like the cliff hangers

after cliff hanging for 15 mins about a cuck story people tend to fall off....

Because 4 lines are painful and my blue pill is wearing off

Ah I see.

Sorry I'll make more lines per post.

Thankyou

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dude you're killing us wtf happens next JUST FINISH THE STORY

This is disgusting but sounds so satisfying to me. Like, I would have really enjoyed to pull that tapeworm out. Not even in a sexual way at all either.

Rip it you pussy

>ftw Op some of us were jerking fuck

Some of us have to be working shortly but I'm not gonna sleep until this story ends. I kinda have one similar but it ends with the second girl getting evicted from my house after she willfully caused property damage and refused to pay. She called the cops after ahe had been served a eviction notice by a sheriff and told them I threatened to kill her with a gun.
>no guns in house
>showed cop's eviction notice copy
>Still go to jail becaus3 of stupid MI domestic violence laws
>bail out same day and can't even go on my own property until she leaves.
>bitch never even showed in court.

OMG SAME not going bed until i know

pt 9
> actual gf wants to keep having 3somes so now work gf thinks actual gf does not know about the cheating
> actual gf starts getting strange messages from work gf saying she has something to tell her etc etc
> work gf never pulls the trigger to snitch
> but she keeps coming back for the sexually
> at some point I stop fucking her outside of 3somes
> she begins to breakdown asking me to run away with her
> that we can go somewhere like Hawaii (lol)
> I've now managed to repair my relationship with actual gf, come clean about the cheating and our sex is waaay better
I'll post naked pictures of her when I'm done with the story
> I now have no need for work gf so I tell her we need to stop
> its hard for me at first because she is so good as sucking and fucking
> we fuck alone one last time one weekend
> actual gf knew about it and wanted me to tell her about it when I got home
> actual gf loved the smell of sex on my dick when I got home

bro hurry up

#same
you bitch, you took my story,

Literally photoshopped

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Good story

pt 10
> work gf is now in full meltdown mode and tells hubby she was cheating on him
> she tells him with who and he calls me over the phone
> tells me to stay away from her (lol)
> tell him I will, I don't need or want her anymore
> they breakup and she had to quit the job because she couldn't stand looking at me anymore and since eveything at the job site reminder her of me
> She blocks me on social media
> I have no spoken to her since

the end

soooo
nudes?

Are you still with the regular gf?

>I'll post naked pictures of her when I'm done with the story

OP gonna deliver?

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Wtf dude this is a gross sex thread, I wanted to read some ero guro shit not your 40 stanza epic about your sex life

naked pics of gf (now wife)

Yes we are married now.

Thanks for the story buddy

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>be me
>first gf
>watch ron jeremy tutorial on how to eat vaginas well
>eating my gf out
>decide to get a bit spicy and start fingering her
>making her scream
>all is well until i open my eyes and look at my finger
>my whole index finger is red
>tfw

Nice socks

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>broke college kid in liberal city
>basically squatting, living with a bunch of degenerates
>woken up most mornings from the sound of some stranger leaving after hooking up with tranny roommate or gay roomate
>party one night
>slightly drunk
>half the drinks are laced
>roommates want orgy
>decide to try it out
>suddenly everyone's naked
>all this fat and scarring appears when tranny roommates remove clothes
>weirded out
>only one wearing condom
>orgy splits from group sex to sex in pairs
>fucking some chubby sjw chick
>this is good
>suddenly gay guy runs into room and gets a jar of semen
>using it with other gay guy
>playing with it and sharing it
>horrid
>in the excitement he spills the jar and it lands on us and trannies
>everyone's freaking
>turns out hes poz bugchaser
>i have mouth and i must scream.jpg

so do you guys still have 3somes with other people?

>Finally clouser with cuming

>few weeks no sex with gf at time
>horny and impatient
>holyshitfinally
>get handsy but just wanna stick it in
>dry as a desert wtf
>ate her out
>fuckitjustgoingforit
>slowly but surely slide in
>feel sharp pain
>fuck what was that
>keep fucking her
>pulled out for midway snack
>cont fucking
>finish up, lights on
>blood on my mouth
>sudden realisation I ate period blood
>both horrified, she embarrassed also
>look down, blood dripping off my dick
>ripped the piece of skin connecting the foreskin to the mushroom tip
>8 weeks to heal
>3 years later still gives me grief occasionally

this is fucking gold OP

>sedx with many females
>not gross
>kinda
>oh well
>this one looks sick
>we all pause
>leave.jpg
>oh well.lol

2 other women. She picks them out with tinder and other apps

Your welcome bud

Great story OP