Any one else can't watch sexy movies like this?

any one else can't watch sexy movies like this?

no, I can't watch anything with girls that look and act like this. it reminds me of what I couldn't have and what I never will.

>fuck some random guy
>HAHA WE GOT YOU GOOD! HOPE YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON

mam won't let me

>tfw no ana de armas gf

God damn, I think the brunette is hotter, but when the blonde started grinding on Keanu in that bathrobe I immediately popped a chub it was insane.

Too mexican for my taste.

how is she so perfect bros

I've never had a gf nor been kissed so it is sad when I see very beautiful females in a movie..

why does she look like a syrian here but an aryan in OP?

shes from spain you retard

shes a chameleon

WAKEUP

WHYDON'TYOUPUTONALITTLE FUCKYOU

Now she looks entirely different again...

[LIKE]

this movie kinda sucked

you guys always let me down with the shit you meme about

keanu's "free pizza" monologue was great tho
he did a great performance but over all this movie kinda sucked

it kind of just ends, no conclusion, no consequence

just fin and thats it which was lame.. ineffective

except for those three flaws on her face and her pathetic tits

just go with it

>she didn't sit on his face

What a wasted opportunity

>those eyes
It's like she was born on the planet Venus

Did the movie have a PG 13 rating?

no it was rated M for mature

Why doesn't he like it? ._.

because hes a decent family man DUH

I am referring to American rating.

M in a lot of countries is simply PG 13

no such thing. any man who gets tied by a cute grill would not squirm when she puts her socky feets on him

are you trying to fuck with me user?

me on the right

he frequents Sup Forums

Haven't expected to use this twice in a row in two different threads.

>me in the front
i.e. the camera guy

>mfw I suffer from premature ejac
sucks so much user

>suffer
i think you mean blessed

There's medicine for that. Go to a doctor.

>mfw so far out of the loop that I don't even know the movie or who those people are.

Don't worry, there are a lot of lazy retards on Sup Forums like you, hang in there! ;)

getting sadness pills isn't actually that great for anything user

It's better than not being able to come at all because your dick is dead trust me