ITT We hate America

ITT We hate America

FAT YEA!

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I worked in a grocery store for awhile. Best part was getting to go out to the parking lot and ride these things back to the store because all those fat cunts would just leave them literally right at the point where they hopped off the scooters and into their cars.

The Jewnited States of Americunts, (pronounced by the local inhabitants as "Murka") is also known as the Divided States of Embarassment, Confederate States of America, AmeriKKKa, Dumbfuckistan, The Zionist States of Israelistan, Theocratic State of the American Redneckistan, Fatty Nation, The Great Satan, the Black States of America, United Failed States Of America, United Rogue States Of America or just America (as if they are the only country on the whole continent) is a cesspool of rednecks, spics, jews, niggers and christfags on land stolen from the native Injuns. It is currently #2 on top ten fattest countries, just recently, in 2013, overtaken by the fat, fucking, beaner filthy sub-Spanish, also known as the Mexicans.

Americunts are ugly, selfish, greasy fat cunts who love nothing more than fucking anything with a hole, sucking up all the planet's resources like it's a gallon jug of bacon grease and threatening anyone who doesn't let them have their way with total nuclear annihilation. They believe they are superior to everyone else, even though they have the collective intelligence of a bowl of pubes, the accent of a colony of faggot gorillas and an extreme case of baby-dick.

The US is by far the ugliest, most cretinous civilization in all of human history and is hated, secretly or blatantly, by every other country on the planet, mostly because is inhabited by the sort of people who can order a murder for hire but are too refined to look at the pictures. America is one of the most hypocritical countries of the world, its self-perception based on lies and myths, the biggest myth about America is the thesis that it's a Democracy, de facto America is not a Democracy its an Oligarchy.

Yanks are brainwashed ignorant simple folk that get told by their owners that America is the best country evar, despite all evidence to the contrary. To be fair, only 30 or so percent of Americans even own a passport, so "evidence to the contrary" is hard to come by for them.

Americans are programmed from childhood to forget the rest of the world exists so that they don't then look outside Yanksville and realize they are being shafted. This is a government method to ensure the notoriously dumb, easily manipulated yankEE populous think everything is just fine so they'll continue to work multiple low paid jobs, be satisfied with what little they have, and never think of doing anything so radical as speaking out against a system that is so obviously using them and just one fancy mustache away from utter fascism. Few citizens are able to remove this programming from their brains, but they are still Yanks, so boo-fucking-who. Decent Americans should just leave the country before they get raped by the rest of the world one day.

To most Americunts, the only country that exists outside of the United States is the one they are currently at war with. As such, Iraq is the only country that currently exists to Americans. Some also may know of Afghanistan or Iran, but not so much that they can place them on a map.

Americans display their ignorance of other countries as a badge of nationalistic pride patriotic obedience.

Examples include:

Remaking books and films so that everything is set in America.
Never traveling outside of North America whichever state they were born in.
Believing that the capital of Sweden is IKEA.
Becoming intentionally obese to avoid air travel.
Being really shitty at geography in Trivial Pursuit.
Believing that anyone outside of America is "weird" and still act as if it was the 19th century (eg., the people of Europe still wear powdered wigs, engage in duels and occasionally don big, spiky helmets).
Thinking that having a National Health Service is the equivalent to selling one's soul to the devil because it's 'socialism", despite the fact that it saves the people that the government SWORE TO FUCKING PROTECT.
Speaking of socialism, all Americunts have a unquestioning hatred/fear of it. It is unknown why, and an attempts to reason with them or even explain usually lead to men in black suits in vans outside your house, monitoring for "terrorist activity".
Re-Writing historical events (especially those involving war) so that America becomes the sole protagonist, notably Iconic British events in ([WWII] and Afghanistan(see the new Medal of Honour).
Believing that American law is World Law, this means if they enter any other country the rules don't apply.
The American people believe that the world loves America as much as they do, and that everyone in the world would rather be living in America.
Bitching about gas prices, even though it's more expensive in the rest of the world because other countries don't invade people and genocide races to access petroleum.

meanwhile in america: nobody's giving a shit

That's what's wrong

sorry i meant to say
>meanwhile in america: no one cares if you hate us

This.

Stay mad euro fags

America has the widest range of people... We might have the fattest rascal riding land mammal in the world, but in the same store you'll probably see some fuckin guy shredded and looks like a pro athlete and might be... Go to Asia, Latin America, and some places in Europe and all the mother fuckers look identical to each other in terms of size, weight, clothing etc...

Impoverished**

YEAH NO

>ITT the world is obsessed with the United States because nothing ever goes on in their shithole country that no one bats an eye to.

Cry louder, the world might notice you. kek

Part of me thinks this thread is bait but in the end the people hating on america either live in the USA or live in a bungalow so murica wins no matter what?

Not making the news everyday is a good thing.

Fatty.

Do you even have a TV to watch the news? I doubt it. Also you people don't make the news you make the internet with your videos of town mobs killing each other with rocks hahahahaha

murica 1 other guys 0

To be militarily, economically, and culturally dominated by a bunch of fat people on scooters: It says something more about your country than the USA.

Yep I work in a grocery store and get to do that too. Only problem is sometimes they smell because there was some fat ass sweaty cunt riding it

may you always live in an interesting country, user

I'm Swiss, my country is better than USA in literally every single way.

>ITT We understand Americans as something different from us. We'll never be taken over by corporations.

Boom, roasted.

>in literally every single way
good for you swiss cheese

not true, but good for you anyway, cheese

>jews
WTF???

ARE YOU AN ANTI SEMITE???

YOU'RE SO PERCEPTIVE!

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