MANCHESTER CITY VS CRYSTAL PALACE UNOFFICIAL OFFICIAL EARLY MATCHTHREAD

KO: 12:30 at the Etihad stadium
or in 1 bong, 30 bings if you live in an irrelevant timezone

Team lineups unnanounced yet
Man City are without Bravo, Paint Trophy, Gundam, Silva and Aguero
Crystal Palace are missing Wickham, Dann, Tomkins, Sahko, Souare, Remy and Yohan Kebab is doubtful

After two draws, a win for Pep's men could put the blue above Liverpool
Big Sam's boys are relatively safe this year, 6 points above the drop with 3 games to go but they are also looking to avoid a third successive defeat

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>poop

>poop

How hard Big Sam rekt Poop?

Poop: Caballero, Fernandinho, Kompany (c), Otamendi, Clichy, Yaya Toure, Sterling, De Bruyne, Silva, Sane, Gabriel Jesus.
>Subs: Gunn, Sagna, Zabaleta, Fernando, Kolarov, Navas, Iheanacho.

Bog Sim: Hennessey, Ward, Kelly, Van Aanholt, Schlupp, Milivojevic, Puncheon (c), McArthur, Zaha, Townsend, Benteke.
>Subs: Speroni, Delaney, Flamini, Lee, Sako, Remy, Campbell.

*carves internally*

*tobes incarvery*

If Jesus isn't your FF captain then you don't know SHIT about football

Benteke will score 2 today.

SCREENCAP THIS

NOW

If City don't score in the first 20 minutes, Palace will win this.

No chance m8, Palace are on their holidays already.

last digits determine result

City win 67-4, place bets now.

2 tactical masterminds, should be a great match.

It's funny because this is possible.

>it's a big sam exposes an 'elite' manager episode

Obviously Palace will win

Palace are 16th.

is allardyce trying to out-pep the man himself by not playing any centre backs?

LET'S settle this once and for all

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Do you think it's time to start considering Aguero one of those players that won a lot less than they should have based on their talent?

Sure that Silva is out?

He should have transferred to Barca/Real/PSG/Bayern/Juve when he had a chance.

Is Allardyce literally more intelligent that Pep?

This generation is going to have a shitload of good players that have never won the CL because parity is dead across Europe and only 3 teams can win it now.

Silva is playing.

>lineups in alphabetical order
for what purpose

Maybe, but he was in one of the teams that had the resources to win it. Has he ever looked dominant in Europe at all? in the league as well, he scored a lot and scored important goals, but all I can think is that he should have done more and better.

All of those empty seats

This, they should be in number order.

GabbyJ will fuck you up

Is David Silva the most underrated player of City?

How did the local elections go?

oh yeah that's right you were fucking destroyed

> Greece
pay debts

I'm on holiday you fucking retard

I actually work and can afford to go to other countries unlike you, you fucking socialist mess

Sorry, they'll only pay to EU members

dubs for Jesus brace

EASY

Booooooooo

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Apologize to me

>this refball

Unironically think Silva is City's best player

Let me get this straight you are claiming to be able to afford to go on Holiday yet you choose Greece of all places whether poor brits go on Holiday.

Nice poorfag

Wish we never voted for it

What part of Crystal Palace are you lads from?

hey algerian bandwagoner's mobile's going off

refballing CUNTS

wow Palace back to shit again without Sakho

De Brown has 13 assists this season.

who should we vote for then?

non-tory voter UTTERLY destroyed by user on a weekend piss up

>dutchfag reappears until nlw

Whoever is being funded by Kremlin, it's the new hip thing to do.

Green party

actual lel, fuck off you lunatic

dear god I suddenly feel ill

> not wanting to vote Green

Good you tory cunt

Sup Forums is full of right wing lunatics these days, but good luck anyway.

Why isn't Kompany injured yet ?

>he votes based on the colour his political spectrum test puts him in

go blue, go purple, or go home family

>arse top 4 hopes

>implying that's a bad thing
life has a right wing bias

>being a socialist

...

>poorfag
lmao the villa I'm currently sat in was literally featured in the Sunday Times

keep telling yourself that though

Life is whatever you want it to be when you're delusional.

>these days

Sup Forums is full of right wing morons who don't understand the real world.

if you understood PoliticalCompass you'd realise the Green party is in the Green quadrant.

> not being a socialist
sad!

>83% possession

apologize

Hello newfriend.

>replying to tripfags on an anonymous imageboard

and we're meant to believe this with no proof?

examples of socialism working and not bringing misery to its people:

reddit.com/user/anonymouse4chan/

are you going to complain about it to your best friends on reddit?

if youd have understood politics, you wouldnt have voted green you utter madman

Lmao

Sweden, Denmark, Cuba and Norway

If you are open enough to consider the USSR as socialist then Denmark is also socialist

>implying I'm going to let you know where I am
do you not understand the concept of anonymity

you're a fucking lunatic

hello even newerfriend

>Cuba

fucking KEK

Facts aren't allowed here, go away.

I know people like to rag on about how the Emirates stadium is like a libary but fuck me, the Etihad is absolutely abysmal.

First off

>cuba

ahahahahaha.

Second off:

Sweden, Denmark and Norway are Social Democratic. Their economic system is capitalist, not socialist.

Next.

Why is it that small team match threads always turn into politics?

>cuba

audibly laughed

Norway, Sweden

Show me examples of Capitalism working and not bring misery to its people.

Cuba is astronomically better under socialism than before that, if that ain't success I don't know what success is

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Denmark's capitalist so is Sweden

The public are believing May will give a non-chaotic brexit with no proof

Because we literally have no mods.

>in US
Stopped reading there, if he went to the USA and said they were socialist the POTUS would nuke them

Did you read my whole post? Read after "If" in the second sentence

The match thread last night didn't. It was still pretty chill

See:
Tell me how many workers own the means of production in norway and sweden, or even how many state run enterprises, utilities and so on that there are.

You have no idea what you're talking about.

Not really. It has to be contextualised, it improved no more than many other comparable central/south american states.

>not bring misery to its people.
Capitalism has never inherently brought misery to intelligent, hard working people willing to work within it

and if it ever did please explain why

Cuba was the richest Spanish colony with tons of American investment, if the 'revolution' didn't happen the worst case scenario would be a Bahamas-tier country.

Instead they became a prison island where the Black Cubans are slaves of the white spanish high-ranked bureucrats and no one has access to technology beyond the 60s.

no it isnt, its economy has been stagant for 50 years and its beginning to crumble now that the soviet money has all run out

We get "free" stuff because we pay almost half of our salary in taxes.

examples of capitalism working for its people:

Laughing at spuds was way more entertaining than this match so far.