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Caps sweep in 7 edition

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ANIME!

Third for irrelevant countries from /škoda cup/

fourth for two games in a row that should've been losses for the ducks

CAN SLOVENIA MEME THIS GAME UP TO VICTORY?

LMAO wtf Switzerland

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>lead 4-0 after 1st period
>now 4-2
>take 3 penalties in 2 mins
>4-3

what now

wtf wasn't switzerland 4:0 ahead????

I started watching the NHL playoffs because I was getting sick and tired of the shit rigging in the NBA playoffs.

But low and behold, I saw some crazy ref calling in that Oilers/Ducks game last night.

Goalie interference LOL. So bad man, but still it was a fun game. Too bad Anaheim doesn't give a shit about hockey at all LMAO.

delet

this reminds me of something

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SUISSEEEEE LMAO

its official now lol

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SWITZERLAND

BIGGER OIL SPILL THAN EDMONTON

>can't sell puck inside the arena for muh security
>macron will be president
France YES

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GO SLOVENIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck, I wish I could watch this
You guys can watch our games, why can't we watch yours?

REMINDER THAT SLOVENIA HAS NO PROFESSIONAL TEAMS

I'm sorry, but did Switzerland already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet.


etc.

it's on TSN3

or get Hola maybe

Thanks hongcouver bro.
I have TSN 3

3 MINUTES TO GO WITH SLOVENIA ON A POWERPLAY

THIS GAME

>tfw based Sabolic plays for my city

is this the general thread or the game specific one? title needs more info

I am appalled by our latest effort against the Anaheim Ducks. But you know what? It doesn't matter. I will explain.

Edmonton Oilers is the best upcoming young team in hockey. Granted, I was very young when we were at the playoffs the last time and I cant remember it that well, but my stepfather told me it was glorious. We will persevere.

We will defeat the corrupt officials. It is clear that the NHL doesn't want us to face Pittsburgh Penguins where two generational talents would face, an american team versus a canadian dynasty team.

Yes, I said it. Dynasty. The great Wayne Gretzky played for us and won many cups for us, thus sealing us the status of best dynasty ever. A lot of good players played with Gretzky too back then.

Look at our players. Future Vezinagod, Cam "Solid Goalie" Talbot who refuses to let the enemy score. We have Leon "Lion" Draisatl, who is from somewhere Europe. We have a generational african-canadian man on the blueline, who blocks people like no other. But most of all, we have Connor "Connor McDavid" McDavid, best player in the world who excells everything his mind sets it sights to. Scoring, skating, hell, even sitting on bench lifts the spirits of players around him.

So, needless to say, let me proclaim. We did it. In our hearts we are victorious and if we would be refpucked from victory now, we will be winners next year or some other year after that. Have faith, my oilersfriends.

Say it loud, say it proud, McDavid is a hockey god. Edmonton Oilers for life.

wew lads

Just woke up from an EXTREMELY comfy night of sleep.

>it was 3-0

Cheering for SUI because I would go there if I had the chance, even though it's just BC/AB jr

I FUCKING HATE THIS TEAM

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

JUST WIN A FUCKING SECOND ROUND SERIES

they already released power rankings

iihfworlds2017.com/en/news/power-rankings-5-may/

How is latvia so low?

also
>slovakia

Oh my god, that is cringy as fuck.

because we finished 13 last year.

*blocks your path*

>binland that low
Bit sad desu

based Muršak is from my city. Our best player next to Kopitar

>the city of switzerland

At least Game 5 is in Washington.

answer me plz

>trying to cuck us out of our full national anthem

>wanting to be eliminated on home ice again

relie meiks me thinking

this is both general and match specific until the next big game
t. official hoc spokesperson and powerranker

This is /hoc/

If it weren't before it is now

we got russia then germany then usa before we can harvest points

we might beat you I hope

so its the general one. k

yeah sure cuckden

>there are people here who unironically fell for the viasat jew

Singles and Slovenia wins in shootout

Do you eurocucks have any idea what happened last night in Anaheim?

LETS GO SLOVENIJA

No one cares about your shitty nhl

I hope Muršak scores.

>watching some shitty league
>not caring about the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

this
skoda cup is the pinnacle of hokkei

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Bulju isn't playing, confirmed meme cup

no
tell us please

skoda cup is boring as fuck when its organized every fucking year

every two years would be so much better and raise the value of the tourney to players

who the HECK cares

the only Yuropoor /hoc/ nation worthy of NA recognition is Binland, the rest of you can get stuffed

>it was 3-0

ur shite

Great bob Slovenia. I am proud. A point is better than no point

what the fuck slovenia this was so pathetic

what about germany tho

good game slovenia

>loosing to germoney.
heh

>what the fuck slovenia this was so pathetic

Didn't you lose to us at the OG last time?

yass, we play hoc today

Latvija will eliminate Canada in 1/4

everyone will regard this as the greatest upset in hockey in 21 century

snapchat my comment you will be proud of it later

>all these rare flags
intriguing

It's the magic of skoda cup

Nice proxy Edmonton desu

>it's the disease of skoda cup

Ftfy

according to polls 31 percent of Americans support Canadian teams

why so angry?

Good post

Its a meme tournament that Canada will dominate in the round robin then choke in the semifinals. Thats why Im angry. They will make me care only to rip it all away....again

Delusional Oilels got BTFO

what up hockey
Got raped in the ass last night by ducks.
I didnt think their dicks were big enough to rape my giant already raped asshole from the last ten years

>IT WAS 3-0

>grabbing a goalie's pad and yanking his leg open in the crease isn't goalie interference now
Just how far is bettjew willing to go to increase scoring?

Watch it again and take a look at what Nurse was doing

not him, but he was just sitting there, while kessler was fondling talbot's pad.
It should be over 4-1, but the cucks are going to win in six.
Go St Louis.
The cucks will have NO chance against them.

BUTTBLASTED

>Nurse hits Kesler into the crease
>Kesler falls on Talbot
>instead of getting up and extricating himself, as the rulebook says he has to, he reaches across and digs his hand into Talbot's pad, holding on for several seconds while keeping Talbot's 5-hole open and preventing him from standing up
>this is a good goal
But no - you're right and MacLean, Kypreos, Friedman, Hrudey, and even Grant fucking Fuhr are wrong.

>Bloos
You mean predditors right?

Kesler had nowhere to get up to. It wasn't open ice. Nurse was right there. And Talbot couldn't have gotten up anyway because Perry was pushed in as well.

Media people aren't non-biased. They don't care about specific teams but they do care about storylines and the Oilers getting good after all these years are the kind of shit they want so of course they'll be bootyblasted when it goes awry.

doesn't matter man. It's fixed.
Game 3: obvious offsides
GOAL
Game 4:Obvious interference
GOAL
Obvious offsides
GOAL
Obvious Icing
GOAL
Game 5:
Obvious interference
GOAL

Ive given up. I'm just going to watch our last game in a day and be happy that we at least made the playoffs.
At the beginning of the season I said "I'd be happy with a first round sweep. So I guess I'm happy.
See you guys next year. Hopefully a Calgary/Edmonton playoff series. PLEASE.

thats what you get for benching bulju

>caring about a stan lee bowl while the wc is going on

I honestly hope you die before your team wins anything, hopefully sooner than later that's how fucking annoying your crying fanbase is. None of that shit is what you said it is but you will just keep insisting on a lie.

IT'S CRAPS ELIMINATION DAY LADS!
TIME TO REAFFIRM THAT THE CAPS WILL ALWAYS BE THE PENGUINS BITCH

caps sweep in 7, pittsburgh's dropping the confetti too early

Yeah you're right it's fixed so a balding guy in his 30s who already has a Cup has a chance to advance ahead of Connor McDavid

This is what Oilels fans ACTUALLY believe

Edm fan here, why didn't we call him up?
replace Eberluseless?
Don't worry, I got terminal liver cancer, so you'll get your wish. Even though I wasn't one of the whiners in the thread.
It was nice watching a playoffs for once since I got my wisdom teeth out.
Hopefully >we get rid of eberle.

then the rags will just reaffirm that the caps are also their bitch

>rags
not holding my breath to be desu