Massage parlor stories please. I've been going for years, let me hear your best and worst experiences, or AMA

Massage parlor stories please. I've been going for years, let me hear your best and worst experiences, or AMA.

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How the hell do I know if a massage parlor near me offers "endings" or more? Is there a universal code language to inquire with them? I'd like to try this, but want to do my homework before going and making an ass of myself.

controversy. look up reviews where people claim its a sinful den of depravity and call for action.
bring up the accusations casually and if they dont indicate anything further, drop it and try another place

Thanks. That's the kinda info I was looking for. Appreciate it.

Just go. To me, the greatest thrill is not knowing if something is going to happen. Just don't act like a cop. If they ask you if you've been there before, say yes. Maybe brush against their calves while they are massaging you.

I went to a place that I head gave happy endings. But you needed to ask for it very specifically. You needed to ask for someone that is very good with toes and earlobes.

So I go into the room and this gorgeous Korean woman starts giving me the best massage of my life. I was naked and got one of the biggest hard ons I ever had. I was getting light headed from the blood loss.

Then she puts a hot towel over my eyes and I start feeling her hands go across my chest and caressing my thighs, next thing I know I am getting the best tug job ever. She is doing everything side to side, indian burning it, and folding the balls.

I came like a wildcat, and in the process the towel slipped a little and I saw, it was a guy doing it. So I put my head down and pretended not to see. Then she took the towel off and the guy was gone. She smiled and left the room.

I got dressed, threw a $20 on the table and ran out of there. It felt so weird for a while that I couldn't even be intimate with my wife.

I wouldn't want any of those desiccated scarecrows to massage my shoulders, never mind my cock.

Ask the if they offer extra service.

These look nice. Is he the one who practically raped the one girl? She kept begging him to stop but he kept pounding?

find ones that offer a "Table Shower."

is the top left Casey Anthony?

>raping a hooker
Not possible. You're referring to theft of services.

They look much better when the lights are low and your dick is in their mouth.

Derp derp derp do you give handjobs? Like they are going to answer that question.

Went to a new place, Russian girls. Got a stacked blonde. She's horny as hell. Ask her if I can go down on her. Gross I know but I was her first client of the day. She says yes but lifts up her legs so I can lick her asshole. She's loving it, and I have to admit it's fucking hot. After a while I go to lick her pussy and she's got a fucking tampon in.

This mans been there! True words Sir.

Came on the table once while getting massaged because I was so turned on. Place was legitimate, no happy endings. Told the girl I had to go.

actually if you fuck a hooker and then not pay her it's technically rape

A legit licensed massage therapist will have a new client sign a declaration waiver about what they're services are, basically stating it's not sexual, don't try that's illegal, here's what going to happen to you if you do. So if they don't provide that they're aware you could being looking for something else and not too concerned about it

OK, these stories aren't encouraging me to go... fucking horrible.

99% of the time, it's get an amazing massage, then they leave the room for a minute, come back, turn the lights down lower, gently and playfully run their finger tips over your ass (which feels amazing), tell you to flip over, then stroke you until you explode everywhere. It's a pretty good deal for $100.

Lol that's pretty gay

100$ ????????
jesus, id pay up 20 or maybe even 25 for a handy ontop of whatever a normal massage goes for which is what, 30$ for 30 mins?
id only pay 100$ is she is extremely hot and sharin the pussy

It's 60 for an hour, 40 for a half. Throw 40 to the girl because they don't get any of the money otherwise. Jesus bro if you can't afford $100 for an hour long massage with a handy to finish I'm not sure what to tell you.

what im sayin is, actual hookers dont even charge that much for everything do they? im not talkin bout the local crackwhore, or maybe i am, who knows, ive never been woth a hooker, not cuz i think im better than that, i just dont think ive ever actually SEEN one in the places ive lived, i mean i know theyre out there somewhere ive just never come across one to my knowledge.