Paramedicfag bumping with ambulance porn

Paramedicfag bumping with ambulance porn

ask me anything

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any lurkers report.

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lurking observing

is there anything you can do for this guy, or is it too late?

MLS here, stop putting IVs in our veins :P

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He probably doesn't have very many injuries. Wasn't much of a traumatic event.

Not familiar with mls

who the fuck gonna clean all that blood?
don't tell me paramedics?

The crew. Most hospitals have hoses. Not very hard to clean that shit.

Protip. Most ambulance floors are dirty as fuck.

This was my question too.

Also, do they like put in floor drains in those things or what? What about all the vomit and other fluids the dying leak?

how do you deal with seeing everything you see. doesnt it get to you at some point? Have you seen people break ?

No drains. It just sits until someone cleans it.

You become very callus. Everyone copes in their own way. Some drink, some talk, some jump off a bridge. I have personally seen people break, yes. Usually dispatchers break first because it's a helpless disconnect.

not OP, nurse from swedesn: you get used to it after very short time
also not everyone cut out for this sort of job, so you basically know if you are ok with this job even before you apply for education

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Reporting, how much morphine do you steal OP?

>be doctor
>write people prescriptions of narcotics they barely qualify for all the time.
>fund the opioid epidemic
>dont care because i get plenty or drugs myself
>its a good time.

>He probably doesn't have very many injuries.

> crushed lungs
> asphyxiation
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> body is still there a year later

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duuuude?

I don't because it's locked down. Our knox boxes log who was in it last and we have a paper trail. Stealing narcs is almost impossible.

bullshit. if he actually had any injury he wouldnt be bored twidling his thumbs.

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Thats pretty much what i expected, im just a run of the mill doc that stays in the ICU so there are so many narcotics going around nobody can or would notice. I also am tasked with taking the expired meds out to be disposed of. Usually they have a lower down employee do it like a janator or intern do it but i talked to the manager and convinced him that it is not safe to do so as they may steal the pills/vials so i get the personal opportunity to do so.

literally no one believes you.

You wrote this as if you're a retarded person passing as a non retarded person.

You're definitely retarded.

Its actually fuckin horrible how easy it is to take narcotics, one example is that when a nurse that i told to go give a patient 50mcg of fantanyl she gave the dude half the dose and took the other half right then and there. Fuckin retarded bitch doesnt know the strength of the shit we give to people,that are dying

Am i really tho? Have you seen the ease of access to narcotics people have? Where the fuck you think they get em from.

You guys ALS saved my life with naloxone pen and got clean via suboxone and life back. Thanks for doing what you do. Srs ex opiatefag here. Peace out

Medical Laboratory Technician. We're the guys doing the venepuncture, at least in my hospital, and run the lab tests.

My biggest pet peeve with ambulance drivers with little experience is them putting IVs in the veins around the cubital fossa. Stick to the lower ones :P

I also work in the ICU (critical patients) and i go in with the basic knowledge most will die. So i try to make them happy. I get some for myself too which is easy as hell. I prescribe with little caution but i do it with reason. I might be a retard but im a retarded doctor.

fake and gay
youre not a doctor

>Paramedicfag bumping with ambulance porn
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>ask me anything

Who cleans that up?

Paramedic/Fire Fighter here.
Shits cray yo.

Medical Laboratory *Scientist.
Sorry, I'm drunk atm.

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Where are you from?

I was riding my bicycle once and I was almost ran over by an ambulance cutting the corner short.

>wasn't traumatic
>wrist flexion indicating cervical spinal injury
>agonal breathing indicating severe brain damage (due to asphyxiation, obviously)
>wasn't traumatic

Complete and utter faggot detected.

it's easy anywhere but the ambulance

I'm glad.

Pennsylvania

Don't be a douche

twidling thumbs isn't asphyxia. Go fuck yourself dumbass.

17:47-17:50 he would be passed out if he had any type of asphyxia. Fuck off.

I once took 4g shrooms for the first time and you guys wouldnt help me

What do you mean lower ones ?

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Stop right there, criminal scum

>thinks he's "twiddling thumbs"
>can't see the obvious agonal breathing after 4 minutes of oxygen starvation

You go fuck yourself, NEET faggot

He does go unconscious, hence the agonal breathing, faggot.

My uncle was killed due to fucking air bubbles in the IV bags the ambulance put in him

Basilic/cephalic on the hand/lower arm. Where people usually place IVs.

Too many new/inexperienced EMTs place them in the c.fossa because the veins are easy. However it's not exactly a good location for a long term IV because of the joint movement, however it's a great place for phlebotomy.

This is a bitch when we're supposed to do our venepuncture and time is of the essence. Especially if the saline is already running.

I too can save various pictures of ambulances and accidents from around the world and number them sequentially and post them on Sup Forums and claim to be a paramedic. AMA

Either you are an idiot and got your facts wrong or someone killed him on purpose.

Air bubbles in an IV bag can't kill anyone..

You'd need to pretty much fill an entire 500ml IV bag with air and then press it in for anything to happen IV.

Which by logic doesn't even work like that, you would need to pump in a ton of 12cc syringes worth of air. Unless it was a CVL which would require a lot less

True dat. Still, the point stands. Too many people get freaked out when they see a little air travelling down their IV lines.

Can't count the number of patients who've almost had panic attacks because they think an air bubble getting into a vein will kill them.

How often do you clean you ambulance also most wicked/sickest thing you seen

This looks like a piece of sausage
Is it a piece of sausage?

yeah, is it sausage

ITT: stupid US policy which consist of getting to the hospital as fast as you can
just imagine how much "rescued" people got finished in these crash

How hard is to clean all that shit?
Do you have to clean it?

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Have fun in whatever shit hole country you're from.

Do you guys do peripheral lines over there whilst in the van?

tits or gtfo