Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, degenerates and more-than-degenerates. It's time for Sup Forums Risk again tonight
As the previous thread, the rules are as follows
>Pick your nation's name, color, and starting location, you're awarded 40 spaces to begin
>Include in your posts your name, direction of expansion, and specifics of it unless you want me to choose how it expands
>For moves, quote the Map Post or forfeit your turn
Nazi Boiz begins the round in north UK
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, degenerates and more-than-degenerates. It's time for Sup Forums Risk again tonight
Bumping for potential. Come join the game, Sup Forumstards.
Take a break from the normal shit threads
Set me up around Constantinople. I want control around the Black Sea.
Militaires Sans Frontieres
Yellow
Egypt
Name: Pedos
Color: Yellow
Location: The vatican
Make the country Pedos brown then
Things have just begun. Nations have risen from the dust to claim their land.
MOIST NUGGET
green
spain
Expand outwards and in all directions.
>MSF
>MOIST NUGGET joins the fray and claims spain for himself
From here on out, all players will have 5-10 minutes to throw their turns into the ring, however long it takes me to update the map
Repeat order
Alt Right Gibraltar (Gib and southern Spain)
>Nazi Boiz pushes further south into the UK, laying claim to the island country
>MSF Cannot seem to read the rules. He expands once but next time his turn will be skipped
>Nazi Boiz continues to take the UK
Are any of the other players even alive anymore? Seems me and MSF are the only players present
Black
Let's fix that, shall we?
Swedish Empire
Dark Green
Sweden
Cult of the Almighty Sonichu requests Sweden, dark blue
The Alt Right Gibraltar joins the session already conflicting with the presumably absent MOIST NUGGET
Swedish Empire joins and claims his land
Sonichu joins the fray as well, wearing his patented Sonichu Overalls
Expand upwards. kill Sonichu.
Gib expands south to take north africa
Pedos start moving up close to the moist nuggets lands
Expand Sonichu into Norway
THINGS TO INCLUDE IN YOUR POSTS
>NAME
>QUOTE THE MAP POST
Try to remember the rules or your turn might be skipped
>Sweden brings the fight to the autistic Sonichu tainting his land
>Sonichu is having none of it, he's going to Norway!
>Gib begins to take Africa
>Pedos move north to meet the MOIST NUGGETS
BLITZ ROUND!!!
ALL MOVES ARE MULTIPLIED BY 5 OR KIND OF CLOSE
Gib keeps going south
Pedos keep moving thorwards Moist Nuggets to rape them
Destroy sonichu.
>Gib expands mightily into the melanin-enriched Africa
>Pedos continue his ascent to the NUGGET lands
>Sonichu is under massive fire from the Swedes, but it's not enough to cleanse the land of his Autistic Fury
Swede keep it up and you might be hit by an earthquake. Start posting right or start getting fucked by random events
>Nazi Boiz move to France
Haven't heard anything from "Literally Whom" and NUGGET in a while, and Sonichu isn't doing anything
Finish him!
Whoops, name reset
Shit, thought names were still a thing on here. Annex Sonichu.
Pedos invade nugget lands
bitch biskits
of much of russia as possible
A new color joins the battle
-The Soviet Union
-Grey
Starting in Moscow
>Sweden finishes off Sonich, but due to his incompetent posting his troops retreat from the autism-tainted land and are reset
>Pedos invade the NUGGET land
>Nazi Boiz moves south to get in on the action
BITCH BISKITS JOINS HAS JOINED THE GAME AND IS AWARDED 100 TILES OF RUSSIAN WASTELAND
Annex Norway and Sweden
Oh youre kidding. Okay the soviet union literally spawns around bitch biskits in total circular radis
Pedos consume Nugget lands
I see fit to make it happen
>Soviet Union spawns in a full circular radius around bitch biskits, closing him off completely. Will he fight his way out, or succumb to the soviet cyka blyat?
>Pedos consume the NUGGET lands
>Nazis box in and declare a border along the Pedos trail into NUGGET land
Starting to feel kind of empty in here guys. Maybe we should start a new thread and wipe a few slates off to get more people in here?
Soviet Union brings Bullets and Communism into Bitch Bisket Territory
Rolling for bitch biskits against soviets
Check em
>Soviets introduce Communism, Vodka, and large amounts of ammunition to the Bitch Biskits. Has he fallen or will he push back harder?
>Bitch Biskits achieves doubles and pushes the Soviets back even harder
Feeling kind of empty in here guys. If next post doesn't have much action I'll start a thread #2 and direct you all to that
Annex Denmark
Soviet Union Rushes into outer Bitch biskey territory completing the Iron ring of communism
Biskits
Include your name in your post, not the name field. I don't know who you are
I've begun the second thread with nations up for grabs, all of your moves have been accounted for and are in the new thread