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share something interesting about the last person your dick was inside of.

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my dick

She probably pregos

She feels awsome... She never judges me.. she never argues with me... She will never take my child support, hours, or car....I love my Fleshlight.

She's got a higher libido than I do.

She took plan b and got me drunk and convinced me to cum in her.

Plan b is not approved by the FDA as a precoital contraceptive, one article on Google cites a study saying it might work. Ive lied about wanting to be with her fr all this time and this is it this is my punishment.

Was another guy's girlfriend
Manipulated her to come to my place then fuck her brains out

She is in a top sorority at UCLA

she was writing her masters in psychology and was fascinated by people with ASPD, worked in a ward for the criminally insane for years

Met her at new year's eve. At least I got laid this year within 4 hours but I live in another country so I won't be seeing her any time soon.

18 years old fuckbuddy, difference of 6 years, was best friends younger sister and pounded her as often as I could, now is an ex fuck buddy

I once fucked her with two other guys. She was a good fuck sleeve.

She is 10 years younger and Hand gangbangs and stuff before

it was the first time in my life, i didn't really WANT to have sex with her. and she was my first love. i barely performed. and when it was over, i regretted it. i still cared for her, just had no passion for her. wanted someone younger, someone i actually found pretty and not just 'available'. that was over 10 years ago. ....i want to find passion with someone. i now understand the whole"going through the motions".

She was a 18yo mormon girl

Same except a year older, Texas scares me at times

she was black qnd chubby

she was an honest women

>scares
how so?

she cheated on me, I read the conversation between her and her ex (dude she cheated with). Made her suck my dick while i read it out loud. She cried and I edged until I couldn't take it anymore. Came in her mouth. Demanded sex right after. Got it when refractory complete. Still with her, things have gotten much better between us.

she is engaged to someone else and cried almost the entire time we were fucking. very consensual though

super clingy crazy argentinian girl who thinks shes a witch/healer living in spain illegally
decent fuck but totall craycray

There are just certain places that don't feel the same, ive lived in San Antonio all my life but her family in New Braunfels was very cult like. The entire family was at the will of her father and if he was home she had to head home as soon as possible to help her mother out. She had a twin sister who escaped the family's odd behavior but this girl didn't and kind of had to be told to do nearly everything.

I hate her and she's still my girlfriend and I'll never be able to forgive her. Cheating on her helps, though.

fuck up bitch. she's hitting the wall and in denial

Her name was Robert Paulson

She was your sister

She's a pretty good fuck overall however won't do anal with me due to my girth ( as she claims ) as most of the times she's sore after regular sex and won't do it more than once daily and on top of that, she literally complains how her ass hurts after taking a dump, implying that something which is biologically meant to be is hurting so there's no way in hell something else will go there.

Fml, guess I'm the one butthurt about the whole thing, jokes on me.

Nice ass

she's a sex doll

so she was meatloaf?

she didn't know i had herpes

He didnt know i had herpes

I've been putting my dick in her and her alone for just over a year and not told her I love her.

She was raped by her older brother at 9 years old.
Her father died when she was still very young, but she remembers it well and has some found memories of him.
She's the only person that I knew that owned a Sega Saturn and a Gamecube in me country.
No mather how hard she tried, she couldn't love me anymore.

it didn't know i had herpes

She was my ex girlfriend twice back, who came back to town on vacation. It was nice In the moment but made me realize why I dumped her.

i paid her a few hundro

She's 45. I bang her once a week. She likes having a vibrator up her ass and another on her clit as I fuck her.

So almost literally Harleen Quinzel?

Took her to a strip club to celebrate my birthday. Came home and fucked.

I'm literally a motherfucker now.

She's was the niece of a major player in the Democratic party. I thought that was pretty neat.

She's database architect with a 152 IQ and looks like a porn star with a 25 year-old body and a 16 year-old face but she is actually 35

>share something interesting about the last person your dick was inside of
we're directly blood related

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my gf

We've been together since she was 13 and we are 22 now.
She gave me the underwear that she was wearing when she lost her virginity to me that I have packed away somewhere in my apartment.

reversing this since i'm femanon.
The person who's dick was inside of me is the most vanilla person i've met. he doesnt even like bondage.
he also works at sams club, but his brothers name is sam.

She woke up from her drunken state and slurred "C'mon. Please quit using me when I pass out." I then finished inside her and went to my room. I heard slur say "fucking perv" then begin to snore.

He's a Ness main is SSB4

Chubby girl that had the sloppiest bj (awesome), and has hair trigger orgasms

Would've fucked her more but she flew back to med school

The last person I was inside of compared me to Harry Dresden, who apparently is some book faggot. I'm pretty sure she also got my car totalled as I was in a fender bender and my shit got fully cashed out, and she's an insurance agent.

We always speak during an hour or so after banging, but she doesn't wanna suck on my dick yet.

She unironically believes in mermaids

She got uglier every time I looked at her and now I hate her fat fucking face because in reality she’s a cunt.

I can see now I was blinded by lust as I don’t have sex very often and try to stick to no-fap

She LOVES me unconditionally, she has an amazing personality, she understands me on a deep level, a great person

Had a FFM threesome.
Wife: only had 2 dicks including mine
Other girl: has multiple sclerosis

Works at the firearms/hunting department at Cabela's.
> why did I let her go?

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Proof

who is old enough to be my dad.

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Very tight & very sweet!

I was with two asian hookers. Both went down on me, then i fucked one of them doggie style.

She's underage, but the Romio and Juliette laws have my back

please go on

You'll hit the wall too, fuckhead. Don't forget that.

dont be coy user. sister? mom? cousin?

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>share something interesting about the last person your dick was inside of.
She did an amateur men's mag shoot and was published

She also fucked my car

That's what both of you wanted

We met in my junior year, she was a freshman. Now she's a junior, turns 17 tomorrow/later today. We just started having really good rough sexmwith kinks a few months ago, but we've 69ed since we got together

same. 2 years next month.

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>something interesting about the last person your dick was inside of
she's now a he.

let me guess, you are the brother?

backstory?

She once interviewed David Suzuki

She was a fat fucking cunt who made me miserable. I thought fatties were supposed to be jolly.

We both get off on me cutting her. She likes the pain and I like causing it.

story time, Sup Forums

>playing runescape back in 04-06 era
>in the canifis bank
>friend hops onto my account
>I hop on his
>he says something that gets my account banned
>get frustrated, end up making a new one
>use a Dungeons and Dragons Name Generator to make new name
>make the character
>on tutorial island, breezing through, whatveer
>notice one character name
>Aialynn
>the name struck me for some reason
>after we both get out of Tutorial Island, I approach her
>we started talking to eachother after a lil introduction
>turns out she’s into anime as I was
>in this story, the girl's name is K.
>K told me that it was me mentioning Inuyasha is what got her attention. She LOVED inuyasha then.
>we eventually find ourselves talking to eachother on MSN messenger
>talk for hours about random stuff, including drugs.
>we’d go off and do things together in runescape
>eventually stop playing runescape as a regular player
>talk to K on an off on MSN and then eventually on facebook

>get into crazy conversations
>talk about how she stabbed a friend and how she got poisoned
>tells me about her addiction to SIMS
>same friend who stabbed K also stabbed a duud who wanted both K and her friend dead in the chest
>for reasons beyond me, both the stabbing friend and the duud were both in the car together next to eachother
>both were heading to the hospital
>duud ended up pulling out the knife that was in him during the car ride
>K also complains to me about her grandma that she lives with
>conversations date back to as far as 2011
>last conversation I’ve had with her was back in 2012
>forward years later, in january of 2016
>had the idea of making a facebook account
>find K on there
>add her
>surprised I was still around
>got lonely after breaking up with another ex
>started talking to her regularly again
>find out she plays on ps3
>send her a copy of GTA5 I had extra
>we both play GTA5 together
>have fun

continued.

She farted cum afterwards

She's a nurse a parkland hospital in dallas texas

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She's a medical researcher doing work on liver diseases. Super smart and very submissive in bed

>eventually make arrangements to visit her
>drive a long way to meet her somewhere in kentucky
>its the middle of the night
>park across from her house
>step out of the car
>K steps out of her house with her friend
>i see her for the first time
>she looks decent, a little overbearing in some places but good enough for me
>her friend drives K and I all over the place
>we get back to her house eventually
>zzz
>the next morning
>i drive K all over the place
>tells me about the actors from The Hunger Games that lived in Kentucky
>drive by big ass houses to admire em
>we talk to eachother about ourselves, get to know eachother
>find out she’s a conspiracy theorist
>very spiritual
>considers herself to be an “empath” and was into that sort of shit
>her family has a big history with drugs and addictions with alcohol
>find out K is actually addicted to some pharmaceutical over the counter stuff, I forgot what it was
>her dad is a big alcoholic, making her very prone to alcohol as well
>refuses to drink because of it
>prefers to smoke weed
>her ex moved to california to promote his band
>became an activist for weed and “researched” it
>find out that she worked at a pizza parlor, then at a nursing home illegally and now works at a krogers

nurses always be cheating, fucked a few that worked at hospital in silver spring

She was one of my student

>date night comes
>take her out to cincinatti
>get to the parking garage to park the car
>she wants to hit it inside my car
>get nervous
>park somewhere that is out of sight
>hotbox the car
>walk around the mall with us out of our minds
>go to different places, including an arcade
>have fun
>get to the bridge to cincinnati to look at the tower in cincinatti
>get back home
>next morning, spent some more time driving around with K around places
>5pm CST, I get back to her place
>I pull out a box of chocolates from behind the seat
>look into her eyes
>チュッ
>you know, user, i’ve always had a crush on you ever since I’ve met you on runescape. How did you know I had a crush on you?
>shrug
>hug and kiss her goodbye

>make arrangements to see her again
>we go to cincinatti to visit a museum together
>walked around the place after visiting the museum
>find a baseball stadium
>walk and talk around cincy
>eventually started driving back her place

>the night
>we were watching youtube videos from the ps4
>we take a trip
>she then puts up a video of some duud using craigslist to literally do anything
>find a place to sleep, hitching rides with people to places, renting a bike, etc
>end of the video, everyone he met is gathered in some place for some stupid party whatever
>gentle music playing in the background
>we’re in bed together
>make out
>eventually break out the condom
>ayy
>find out later she HATES condoms because she doesnt like how they feel
>she then insists that we’d do it raw the next time we’d fuck
>nope.avi
>gives me a necklace and a heart-shaped pillow before I left
>hates hearing me saying I love you for some reason, and would rather hear me say I miss you instead.
>make plans to move to where she lives at regardless of issues

Kindergarten teacher aren't you?

>live at an apartment where I have to stay there until the end of the contract and have to give notice months ahead before I leave at the end of the year for the contract
>landlady cuts me a deal and tells me that if I find someone to replace me for the contract, I can move out scott free and be signed off the contract
>look around on craigslist for any potential clients who are willing to move
>find an ad that catched my interest
>tells me that she’ll send me a check
>needs to hire movers to get her stuff from california to where im at
>get the check
>seems kinda fishy
>over two thousand dollars with two company names on it
>cash it anyways
>craigslist person then asks me to go to walmart and wire it to someone in florida
>wire over 900 dollars
>find out eventually I got scammed
>panic and talk to the police about it
>eventually find a humongous negative balance in my account
>my dad flips out as the bank account is a joint account between me and him
>spots me the money I needed to pay off the balance
>have absolutely no way of being able to move out at this point
>nobody wanted to move in the apartment I was in
>i had no money
>credit cards were maxed
>K wanted to have unprotected sex
>had no choice but to break up with K

I’ve never heard from her ever since. A part of me regrets breaking up with her but a part of me isn’t for some reason. The pillow read “I miss you”.

she was former newscaster here in Louisville, divorced,white milf that loved to fuck

College

She's a psycho

She can play bass and normal guitar

She and her best friend were getting gangbanged by 30 men, no free holes rule style. She is a crazy nympho, loves it rough and wild.

My half-sister is living with us. She's a fall-down drunk. When she drinks herself into a coma, I have fun with her. I use lube and she's on the pill. If she wants to stop being used, stop drinking for a living and start paying rent or doing some housework. She rarely wakes up when I do. I try to gauge it to only do it when I think she is so drunk she won't wake up. We used to screw when we were young. Wife doesn't mind, it means I never wake her up for sex. Hey, you asked. And yes, our family is a hot mess.

sauce

Sounds like your the kinda guy I'd stab

She's my current girlfriend. She has no idea I fuck her after sharing her private pictures with right wingers online. She's a feminist that is active in rallies and stuff in our city.