TRUMP GENERAL - CLASSIC EDITION

TRUMP’S BIRTHDAY IS ON JUNE 14TH. Tweet a picture of a handwritten/homemade Birthday Card message dedicated to Donald Trump here:
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>Delegates Trump: 1,239
(Hit the needed 1237 on May 26th)

EVENT SCHEDULE
donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES
>Trump Memorial Day D.C. Biker Rally 5/29/16
youtube.com/watch?v=Is-VB73O6nw
>Trump kisses the banners of The Remembrance Project Moms’ children at Anaheim Rally!
youtu.be/fAMZTD_2Jss
>Trump Supporters Thanking Riot Cops in San Diego
twitter.com/BabesForTrump/status/736626581863563265
>Trump in San Diego, CA 5/27/16
youtube.com/watch?v=ljKFZchvV8U

INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Hannity 5/31/16
youtube.com/watch?v=C6nGxq99dC0
>Trump Veteran’s Donations Press Conference 5/31/16
youtube.com/watch?v=nqNnxCO0uVU
>Ben Carson on Fox & Friends 5/30/16
youtube.com/watch?v=DF0FwG0c4vk
>BEHIND THE SCENES tour of the NYC Trump Campaign HQ
youtube.com/watch?v=soFRVEskxb8

ENTERTAINMENT
>Can't Stump the Trump Update
youtube.com/watch?v=Jjrc3H-TE0U
>Donald Trump 2016
youtu.be/XuIMdo77o8g
>Jeb BTFO by Family Guy of all things
youtube.com/watch?v=EHSCiBvsm7w
>Hillary Clinton EVIL REMIX
youtube.com/watch?v=vqYJRc0TJkQ
>KINSEY: Everyone is Sup Forums
youtube.com/watch?v=pmgGe_QUId0

TRUMP RALLY PLAYLIST:
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

SGOPET:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
imgur.com/a/VzlEf

TV/LIVESTREAMS
sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
pastebin.com/BxSqb0Sf

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MOVEMENT

We love our awoo posters.

We hate our Australian posters.

and Canadians

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RENEGADES UNITE AGAINST TRUMP AND HILLARY

#NEVERTRUMP
#NEVERHILLARY
#ALWAYSCONSERVATISM

~~awooovement~~

Daily reminder that anti-Trump activists are proud cucks.

Build a wall around Australia, and put the Syrians there.

Canucks have been a lot better recently, They're losing their shitposting title.

Trump supporters:
-Alex Jones of Infowars (crazy gun nut conspiracy theorist)
-David Duke head guy of the KKK
-Dana White president of UFC (human cockfighting)
-Vladimir Putin, a manlet with Napoleon complex rulling a drunkard mongol nation
-Bruce Jenner aka mentally ill trannie
-Reddit
-Bruce Willis, famous for being a baldlet
-Israel
-50 cent, a disgusting degenerate nigger
-Martin Shkreli
-Boss Nigger
-Paul Ryan
-Mike Tyson
-Ann Coutler
-Ice Cube
-Tila Tequila, the schizophrenic with the sex tape you liked
-Marco Rubio
-Tito Ortiz
-Gucci mane
-Sarah Palin, even Trump is embaressed by her
-North Korea
-Hillary Clinton Tweeter account
-Kasparov
-Patton and McArthur
-The Rock
-Hollywood supervillans
-Fox News
-Veterans
-Nigel Farage
-Ben Carson
-Jean-Claude Van Damme
-Geert Wilders
-Hulk Hogan
-Milo Yannopoulos
-Dan Bilzerian
-Shiva, destroyer of worlds

Hillary supporters:
-Taylor Swift
-current POTUS one of the best POTUS ever
-former POTUS
-Goldstein
-Bush familly (EVERY SINGLE ONE)
-the Pope
-Hollywood intelectuals
-Merkel of Germany
-Nate silver
-London and Paris mayors
-non-white people
-Snoop Dogg
-#CorrectTheRecord
-Mika
-Facebook
-Ku Klux Klan
-California
-John Oliver
-Telemundo
-Dalai Lama
-Dan Schneider
-Stephen Hawking, highest IQ on the planet
-Clinton News Network

Makes you think....

a poor shop from the folks at Reddit

But still, real conservatives aren't obsessed with sexuality and sexual inadequacy like Trump supporters are

Fact: Trump will never get the children vote. He might as well drop out.

I want this on a shirt brehs.

this is why I have to secure trip-fag

Minion spammer, Rly Makes you think spammer, paid third party shill and mentally ill neocon are all commonwealth fags

bit of advice user-- whoever drops off, tell them the need a clean record bc they will do a basic background check, which is why they want details of who will drop off.

Why does Johnson keep moving his head from side to side?

Reposting the exploitable Mika lookalike, this'll be the last time.

Yeah, that's pretty obvious. Kinda exciting desu. Its happening!

Threadly reminder to ignore the true conservative ausposter.

Early onset Parkinsons

Who here is twistin' for Kristin?

How can Kasie even compete?

>Stephen Hawking, highest IQ on the planet
that's a meme that has never died. If hawkins hadn't ended up being in his chair and drooling, he would be at best a middling scientist no one would ever have heard of.

Did anyone catch "Gorilla Warfare" on Fox and Friends?

#NEVERAMERICA
#NEVERSAUDI
#ALWAYSISRAEL

Is pretty much the truth of those three hashtags. And while I like the second one the other two are probably not too good for the well being of the people of America.

As soon as the walll is done, we need to fix our women problem by taking away modern women and instead creating some way to turn people such as myself who are not skilled workers but can do housework into cute loli housewives who service redpillled American men.

ansa.it/english/news/politics/2016/06/01/trump-salvini-disagree-over-meeting_9787f85b-9678-4f65-aadd-af70688189d9.html

Why is Trump disavowing the European right and denying to have met party leaders he did meet?

He also doesnt have the highest iq.

Meanwhile,outspoken consistent constitutional conservatives, like Ben Shapiro and Mitt Romney, have already endorsed David A. French

Momentum will continue to roll on

Based

i purr for tur

NAME SENPAI

You should concentrate on your own PM mate

rare
also, yes.
>"I can't figure out his support!"
no shit. you're disabled and you're british. (redundant)

Trump is a Centrist Con-man. He's not going to be as hard anti-immigration and you'll see him drift towards the center for the General Election. I'm going to laugh so much that the right fell for their own version of "Hope and Change".

>How can Kasie even compete?

reee get out

Low rent. Get on this level.

What is the shillary campaign planning for trump's birthday? Lots of "in-joke" style references on shillary subreddits

Exactly.

He's already waning on the Muslim ban, next will be the wall

>pretty obvious
believe or not, it isn't. sister-in-law is an ambassador, and the FBI checks before she got appointed and the checks just to get into the ambassador's residence (as a visitor) in nation where she is are extensive and invasive.

Must be 10x for a presidental candidate who gets veid deat threats from the left almost daily.

>tfw people have been replying to him for like 10 months

done well

>mfw I saw that guy in person

The cuck protesters around him didn't even know his sign was pro-Trump.

Gomenasai, my name is Donarudo-Sama.

I’m a 69 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to start a prestigious real estate business and learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a chief executive officer or a politician who will make Japan great again!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!

If he being attacked by the EU press for doing that ?
talking heads over here haven't touched it really

He's actually very good at raising my blood pressure, so you can't say he doesn't deserve it.

I think he would rather like to ally himself with the larger center-right parties across Europe
In most cases the party leaders of those kind of parties are primeminister candidates

RIP Ken-sama

>still havent posted trumpOPs bday wish
step it up senpai

They said white suprematists rigged the poll. Is it true that we are white suprematist?

really cute Brit (!!!) anchor on sky news early this morning with very low cut top that showed freckles that were cute for some reason.

Cute enough to make me watch for 2 hours. wish I had taken a screencap desu.

and then he gets into office, where there's no accountability until the next election.
outside of campaigning, we can only take his prior works as honest. he really does think illegal immigration is a huge problem. it's one of the planks of his brand.

I hope the card has an awoo, would shut up the anti-fun shitposters for good when the card is shown in a rally or something.

Thanks for nominating the only candidate who could lose this election.

t. Democrat

This poll actually reflects reality.

>speaking Kanji
I love this copypasta.

Yes, he's quite dedicated

Not going to. Write it out.

Yes, but I didn't rig it. I voted fair and square.

>Dan Schneider
lel

I say this as a fan of Hawking´s books for years

It´s never surprising to see intelligentsia, "prestigious" professors criticizing or at least refusing to support Trump because they are scared of the silent majority, they are scared of his nationalism grinding their elite globalist vision to a halt.

Yeah, there's a couple on it!

Aren't him and Trump only separate by 4 IQ points?

College republicans. did anyone read the New yorker article on what's going on at uni campuses in US, in this case Oberlin?

The insanity is completely out of hand.

Shills replying to shills.
>where there's no accountability until the next election.
You guys are so fucking obvious, it will be the most media scrutinized President in HISTORY, he would get impeached in a second if he tried anything.

Did you meet him?

This is really what conservatives like myself despair about so much

Cruz would have beaten Hillary so easily, but we are stuck with orange hands tiny fingers

It's shame, but at least we have the Renegade Party now

someone write it out

>Jeb would have won the election

Trump has a room temperature IQ

>inb4 zerobrain

msnbc.com/msnbc/poll-has-the-media-been-unfair-donald-trump

>gorillas lives matter on FnF
lel

Cruz would've lost worse than Drumpf

156 :^)

its just satire bro

>scared of the silent majority
I think he's afraid of not having someone around to change his diapers. Did you read how one of his ex-caretakers who became his wife used to beat him up and then leave him outside in the cold?

Feel bad for the guy, to be that way and not even able to reach a gun to blow your brains out. Could never live that way.

The room must be hot as fuck then,

Source

Anyone have the pasta from last nights "Trump Nightly News" please?

Did someone say my name?

that's real, m8. I saw it on twitter when it was posted. its been deleted since then though

>-Hillary Clinton Tweeter account

you got me to laugh out loud with that one

>he's this uninformed

Yeah you're new here. Go back to facebook.

No one rigged it, spreading the poll across the internet is not "rigging" just because they don't like where the poll was spread.

>not beggin' for Megyn

It's as if you actually enjoy cuckoldry

is joe still mad?

Good old fashioned Australian irony. Also I'd like to not concentrate on my PM, maybe if we all disbelieve in his existence enough he'll fade away into the ether.

Room temperature in Kelvin

You forgot to add *.stein, *.berg, *.witz

>Can't prove claim.
>Call me newfag.
Pick one

>Jeb! winning the election
>Gilmore winning the election
>Santorum winning the election
>Christie winning the election
>Cruz winning the election

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Daily reminder Le Weed Man is in fact a Disney prince.

>talking to girl
>bring up a documentary that shows a "straight" guy doing gay porn
>she says "you dont think a straight man can do gay porn?"

Guys how the fuck do you respond to autism like this?

Cruz could have won over voters to his cause by offering conservative, genuine and real solutions to issues

Donald is just a blow-hard and has no substance whatsoever

I just heard about it on the lunch news. I could understand that he doesn't want to associate himself with any European party so far, but I don't understand why denying he met Salvini when there is photo proof that it happened. Well, I guess Americans don't give a shit about an obscure Italian far right party either way.

Where did they say that?

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His reaction to Trump´s tremendous political success is not unique among elite academics, but you have to consider how many of these people are pro-EU fuck the plebs types.

Kasich had the best chance