Why don't you have an Australian girlfriend?

Daily reminder that Aussie women are the best women in the world.

>Extremely attractive
>Very loyal to their partner
>Love sport and banter
>Don't like minorities
>Like to lead an active life, love the gym
>Dynamite in the sack

once again straya delivers with a great joke

>looks like men

>52 years old
>Still better than average teen

Jesus Christ

Hates guns and freedom you forgot theses

too likely to have abbo blood

I'd like to fuck her in the ocean. We'd be like dolphins together.

I don't know what backwater you're currently living in but women with these qualities don't exist where I'm from.

God damn she's hot.

Get nuked kike. Don't you have someone your supposed to be talking about money with right now?

Don't lie to these good people.

>10/10 indian woman

>your

I wish I had one straya.

There is a crusty spot on the carpet of my parents house where I merslessly fapped to this picture.

Hey, man, step off! Australian women smell/look/sound like shit on their own, with the added risk of coon genes in the mix, it's a no brainer.

P.S. No one visit Townsville, there's nothing for you here.

god damn who the fuck is THAT sperm donor

>dont like minorities
>loyal
>active

why are you lying to me you cunt

Australian women are man-hating ABC-watching immigrant-loving pigs

Another average Aussie.

>shit now I owe him $3.01

i have autism

>pretty girl smiles at me today
>look at floor

ffs

Whose idea were the swimsuits?

Every woman I know is a #letthemstay refugee loving feminist fuck

If we had more Africans here every one of them would be chasing the BBC

Nah take a lib chick to the range and they get wet the second they pull the trigger. Just watch them like a hawk their TD and muzzle discipline is always shit.

Cmon mate this has to be the biggest geee up since nam

The east coast is a stretch away from the down under

This.

I'm unattractive

Stop being a manlet and you might be able to get an Aussie girl.

Some of em can wrestle a big croc though m8

I guarantee I'm taller than you

Only /fit/ and its surrogate /r9k/ cares about height anyway

This chick definitely has abbo blood, look at those facial features.

Fuck she does look a little abo.

>75746898
>Extremely attractive
Most are shit tier abbos
>Very loyal to their partner
For as long as that cuck isn't in the same room as them
>Love sport and banter
Rugby isn't a sport ya poofters
>Don't like minorities
You are a minority Australians
>Like to lead an active life, love the gym
Getting railed by BBC
>Dynamite in the sack
With another man, you cucks

I started banging on aussie girl a few weeks ago. She had a long distance boyfriend who she's in an open relationship with apparently even though they never discussed it. They never technically made it officially exclusive so in her mind it's open apparently. I just message her when I want to fuck and don't even have to take her on a date or anything, just drive over.

Girls in Canberra aren't very attractive

They also seem to not find me attractive either. Not once, at any stage in my employment while in Canberra, has any girl checked me out. Is that normal? Literally no girl has every looked at me twice

I've never been able to understand it. I go home and girls will make eyes at me but never at work and never in Canberra

My wife is American and has all those qualities

lmao this guy from the green and gold vietnam has got something against the green and gold..

What about this chick? She looks a little abo too.

I guarantee you're not

So does Iggy

You are both degenerate faggots.

Have some Bindi Irwin.

>WHORE
>WHORE
>NOPE.JPEG
>YET GET'S BLACKED BY MARIO'S
>In 2011-12, 62.8% of Australians aged 18 years and over were overweight or obese, comprised of 35.3% overweight and 27.5% obese. A further 35.5% were of normal weight and 1.7% were underweight (4338.0 - Profiles of Health, Australia, 2011-13 )
>WHORES usually are...

would prefer a Jewess over anything, anyday

She has mega-jew blood

We're talking about gremlins, not goblins.

hah, this cunt is so full of shit.
>can't clean
>can't cook
>can't shut the fuck up
>might as well root a fucking post

aussie women have great bodies but shit tier face

Oh look it's that time of the day where Australia and Canada shitpost themselves to death. Oh wait that's all day...

I'm dating an Australian man desu.

The great banter is true.

>tfw no aus gf to shitpost with

You forgot
>loves American men more than Australian men

Sweden yes!

Assuming that's true, how would I meet a qt bogan?

good fucking kek thanks america

L O N D O N

>hnnnnnngggggg

Bindi got a little curvy and her attractiveness increased again. Not bad for a kid that looked like Smeagol

Bogans are not qt, mostly been abused their entire childhood and will shiv ur guts out in a pub brawl

>>Dynamite in the sack

lol fag cunt

Wew lad

>that time she told young girls not to dress like sluts

She would of made her dad proud

Every australian woman I've ever met at work has been a trashy racemixer. One was basically just a female Captain Jack Sparrow

Fuck you nigger, they're ours

We're full

Fuck you

This is most aussie women these days

Yeah ok tumblr, that's enough out of you

It's not them, it's you

But thanks, more Canberra workers should be like you... seriously

Is she wearing sweatpants under a jeans skirt?

Her dancing with the stars sequences were always full of nice tights and miniskirts too

You're not even white. Shut the fuck up!

D E S I G N A T E D

Native American gf here senpi. All of those qualities and more, smartest woman I've met.

>poos like loo

My Australian roommate exclusively sleeps with niggers.

Listen to this guy. You should all be aiming your efforts at Native American ladies.

Aussie chicks aren't worth it. Seriously.
Nor are Irish redheads. You should all steer clear

Wouldn't take much to outsmart an americlap

>women
>very loyal

Stop talking out of your ass, they're no differen't from other Western women.

That sux

They are.

An Aussie accent doesn't immediately spread their legs

Because then I would have to have an Australian GF.

No.

You have sheep

Know your place, little cousin

Because I have an Australian boyfriend.

I'd put my barb in her if you know what i mean

Faggot

Never met an Australian of any of the 23 official genders.

There's 2

That's probably why

Through her heart? That's cute.

Kek. Here in burger land 90% of women are brainwashed. Takes years to acclimate to red pill. Dated too many sorority skanks to settle with a normie chick.

AIDS detected.

"take off ya jocks ya getting fucked cunt"

It's 2016

I had an Aussie GF once
Most of our time together was spent with her making me say "Milk" and "Phonebill" to her friends.

she was actually looking at chad who was behind you.

Because I live in Siberia.

Say fish and chips for me

Do it

>no attention from girls in bongland
>have to jump through hoops for trash tier girls
>company sends me to Aus to work for a few months (Gladstone qld)
>girls are all amazing
>sporty, friendly and will even approach you
>

>Extremely attractive
Depends on the girl
>Very loyal to their partner
Depends on the girl
>Love sport and banter
Depends on the girl
>Don't like minorities
Depends on the girl
>Like to lead an active life, love the gym
Depends on the girl
>Dynamite in the sack
Depends on the girl

Bro like where even is your country

You'll be disappointed because it doesn't sound like you think it does. That's why Phonebill and Milk were favourites instead.

>waiting for girls to approach
Well theres your problem

Next door to Hong Kong. It's a casino town bigger than Vegas.