I told you guys it was mediocre

I told you guys it was mediocre

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didn't need to tell me - I listened to it

She's just not that great, period.
End of story.

Thank God Pitchfork has some tiny bit of credibitly left. Most critics are overhyping this disappointingly lame album.

>7.6/10 - Bad Album

>in 2k17 7.6 means medicore
Score should be called medicore when its 5-6/10

It's bad compared to the glowing reviews they've given her past albums. This is her first album to get a sub 8 score

This is a strange album. It's bad as an album, but none of the songs are bad.

its a lot less experimental then her other albums which i dont like

>stupid sounds=experimental
kek

?

Most shitty rappers get 8 and above

Cara delevaginas grandpa is a Condé Nast exec. She called in a hit job.

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damn...

this

This
Inflated scores are the worst

Nice ass

yeah its not good. really comes off flat. annie sounds really full of herself on this one and not in a good way.

what happen to the feisty annie we all loved?
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It ought to be considered mediocre when it's 5/10.

6/10 as above average, 4/10 as below average.

explain the appeal

not of this particular album, but of annie in general (other than her perfect ass and beautifully symmetrical face)

>annie clark
>ever experimental
you have much to learn kid

for those who don't know this is how pitchfork scale works
10.0: Indispensable, classic
9.5-9.9: Spectacular
9.0-9.4: Amazing
8.5-8.9: Exceptional; will likely rank among writer's top ten albums of the year
8.0-8.4: Very good
7.5-7.9: Above average; enjoyable
7.0-7.4: Not brilliant, but nice enough
6.0-6.9: Has its moments, but isn't strong
5.0-5.9: Mediocre; not good, but not awful
4.0-4.9: Just below average; bad outweighs good by just a little bit
3.0-3.9: Definitely below average, but a few redeeming qualities
2.0-2.9: Heard worse, but still pretty bad
1.0-1.9: Awful; not a single pleasant track
0.0-0.9: Breaks new ground for terrible

>Having an opinion validate based sole off a pitchfork review

What gives them the right to authoritatively rank an album? It's just some cunt's opinion, at the end of the day.

Some of the shit rated a 10 by pitchfork I find atrocious, and some 4-6/10 albums are among my favourites.

God this fucking retarded argument

CRITICS EXIST TO CRITICIZE MUSIC, IT IS A COMPLETELY NECESSARY ENDEAVOR. EVERYONE JUDGES EVERYTHING, SUBCONSCIOUSLY OR KNOWINGLY. EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN CLAIM "I'M OPEN-MINDED LALALALALALALA" YOU'RE NOT.

WE'RE PROGRAMMED TO JUDGE THINGS, WHICH HELPS US BUILD AMAZING TASTE (MOST OF THE TIME) INSTEAD OF FUCKING AROUND.

i know right? avanteens like us know that LAMEstream artists are never TRULY experimental

autism

she sings on the new album dumbass

yeah also they're still fucking so that point is not... realistic

Melon says he's going to be reviewing it soon

Because that's not her ass on that cover, it's a German model friend of hers.

>tfw had very low expectations but ended up enjoying it
Shit album cover though. Pills and Sugarboy are the best songs. I don't see how people think this sounds anymore top 40 than any of her other stuff.

>I don't know how a scale from 1-10 works

>I don't know how p4k's scale works
also see

P4K has shit taste, what else is new?

I fucked your mother last night

fooled you:

i am my mother.

faggot.

she has no ass fag

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That ass deserved better

STOP TYPING WITH YOUR ELBOWS YOU MORON