Why would anyone turn away from Christianity? We literally get lolis from God
William Ramirez
You dun goofed...
You have two options, but seeing her reaction, I guess you are only left with one: - Swallow whatever pride you have and try to beg for her forgiveness and NEVER do something so stupid again - Assume it's already over and try to make it as smooth as you can for her. The faster it goes, the faster you can move on with your life.
Justin Ortiz
Specifically sex slave lolis.
Brandon Butler
Tricky.
Seems maybe a bit extreme.
My wife has seen me wanking to an old photobucket set of my ex.
She was annoyed but didn't get too mad because she knows her sex drive is very low and understands that mine is a lot higher.
She also knows I'm 100% loyal and would never cheat or whatever, so it a kinda brushed under the carpet.
Jackson Mitchell
what's the context of that bible verse? it can't just be like everyday activity...go out and kill everyone but the virgin lolis.
Carter Gray
It's in the context of waging genocidal war with neighbor nations.
Zachary Russell
sooooouuunndsss....
like you got married at 22.
Eli Bailey
oh, ok. nice trips. lot's of nice trips ITT. do you have to wait for your neighbor nation to start the war or can you just head over there and start killing people and collecting up your virgin lolis?
Jace Sanders
Tell her that you promise to only masturbate to underage girls in slutty costumes for the rest of your life
Sebastian Williams
>trips confirm lolis come from god
Ethan Torres
What do you mean "on the bathroom"? Were you somehow on top of it? Like sitting on the roof of the bathroom? I can imagine being in the bathroom, but I'm having a hard time figuring out what on the bathroom means. The whole thing is kind of distracting me from masturbating to one of the pics ITT.
Jeremiah Williams
Buy a nugget user
Adam Harris
obviously, you need to throw your effort into hitting up that girl you were masturbating to.
Jason Williams
its end and her father want to punch your face. That's all.
Anthony Evans
Cut all these retards out of your life. What kind of shit wife doesn't satisfy her husband and then punishes him for masturbating.
David Campbell
Surrendering to crazy is suicide
Grayson Anderson
No, thats not the entire passage.
Henry Peterson
Being a father, and most fathers are men, I suspect that her father actually would be on your side in this. In front of his daughter he won't say that, but he's probably done the same and would like her to get the fuck out of his house so his life can get back to normal so given the chance he'll play peace maker.
Adam White
unless he's the type of cunt who'd rather take a sawn off shotgun to any man who makes his bipolar schizophrenic hoorbag daughter cry.
Jackson Howard
This is beyond retarded. My girl loves knowing I masturbate to other girls and she fantasizes about licking all the pussies I cum in. Find a better woman.
Carter Allen
Assuming you still have friends, get a couple to come over whenever the father comes down to “retrieve the stuff”, that way he won’t do anything stupid.
Julian Kelly
Are you scared of an old man? Grow a pair and ask the whore for a threesome with the friend. Or swap if she is ina relationship. Goddam your a bitch.
Tyler Gray
Talk it out. Be honest. No stupid excuses, she knows what's up. Tell her you're sorry and it was only masturbation and you'd absolutely never cheat.
And keep your masturbation squeaky clean for a while, might be best to *only* use your imagination because she's gonna be very interested about what's on your computer and what's in your search history (and the pic you're using to start this thread indicates to me that you're probably jacking to much sketchier shit than just her friends). Wipe everything, not just delete, wipe it.
And I'm inclined to wonder if her walking in on you masturbating might be because she already *knows* you're jacking to sketchy shit (once again thread picture), and just wanted to catch you in the act.
Clean your act up. Apologize for jacking to her friend, tell her it was just a fantasy and nothing more. You stand a 50/50 percent chance of this blowing over... more if your relationship is otherwise good and less if you're having other problems.
But ffs, WIPE SEARCH HISTORY AND ALL PRONS. Particularly loli-ish shit, as it's very likely to be found now that she knows you're jacking to sketchy shit. Expect all your social media, emails, texts, hard drives, and search history to be regularly inspected, and maybe even monitored.
Juan Adams
spot on
>got caught spanking it to pr0nhub a few weeks ago >told wife have to release and keep on even keel, better this than in some slutbag's ass >she agreed, also said sorry as she'd been depressed and dealing with tons of shit >agreed we make more of an effort to fuck, 7 years of marriage and 2 kids will do that to ya >suggest early night together, she goes to en suite to get cleaned up. left slutty underwear and heels for her. >she comes out pre-lubed, swinging the panties on her finger, jumps on diamonds cock >fuck like bunnies all night
it's that easy
Carter Hall
OP should know what kind of guy her father is, he is related to the guy by law FFS.
Luis Parker
OP here
My wife called the cops and they are outside the house
WTF?
James Ramirez
from left to right: Alissa, Hanna & Katie :3
Aiden Moore
Is it wrong that I'd bang all three of them if they bent over for me?
Ian Miller
sounds to me like OP hasn't had to deal with him in this way before, and that he's scared. indicates that the father of the hoorbag may be capable of some shit.
Cameron Sanchez
SWATted
Colton Gray
Kind of creepy how you got an upside down 666 with this post. Fuck you satan.
Jaxson Roberts
Suuurrre.
Carter Sanchez
Context isn't something these children understand
Jose Kelly
Tell her you were doing a social experiment.
Ryan Nguyen
ITT: Autistic adults work out wank issues
Hunter Johnson
wrong pic sorry
Jose Ward
yeeaaaahhh that's the thing about getting married n shit, you typically have to fuck one girl forever, and masturbating to said girl's friends or family is heavily frowned upon.
John Phillips
Good kek
Colton Smith
How about act like a fucking adult and not an autist?
Hunter Johnson
Yeah, then, it's not about jacking to her friend, not really. That's just her cover story. Judging by your thread pic, you have some loli-ish shit that she probably stumbled upon to and she barged into the bathroom tryig to catch you jacking to it.
If you have any spare time, (and if this is real, you probably don't), time for an emergency data wipe.
Henry Scott
Make yourself happy and divorce her.
Easton Richardson
more?
Carson Sanchez
Dude you raped your wife's friends you monster. Good luck in court. Your wife now gets half your shit
Parker Morales
Tell her if she gave you a daughter, you wouldn't have to masturbate.
Jordan Walker
wat
Joseph Sullivan
god I want daugthers
Owen Sanchez
why?
Logan Richardson
first day here?
Michael Hall
100% this. Clear your shit now, not that it would matter much if she already has copies for the divorce hearing. But better now than never.
Liam Rogers
This. If OP is telling the truth, that's a super extreme reaction and you'd do well to just move on.
Hunter Bennett
there is 3 7s
Hunter Lewis
A- This is probably a troll thread. B- If it is not, look at his thread pic. I'm guessing this is less about him jacking to her friend (though that might be about 5% of it) and more about her finding some *much sketchier* prons and trying to catch him read handed jacking to it. C- And if this is true, he's being led away in cuffs as we speak... and it ain't because he was jacking off to her friends photobucket.
Christian Perry
We need a name for that... let's call this a... hm... triforce. He had a 7-triforce!
Tyler Morgan
>All that typing to make fun of a one-letter typo >Time would have been better spent just fapping to OP's pic.
Hudson Brown
Joke's on you, typos = his fetish
Lucas Campbell
>most fathers are men Are there some fathers who AREN'T men? >howdoesthatwork.jpg
Jason Reyes
yeah, well, I got a (You) out of it so it was time well spent!
It's a whole new world out there, you can be any gender, age, race, weight or height you want just by claiming you were born that way and your body is wrong.
Jack Jones
Just let it die man imagine if u do get back together and she freaks out over something this dumb again.she ain't worth it man
Brayden Nguyen
>I_aint_clickin_on_that_shit.webm
Jason Williams
Can I also be successful with girls?
John Myers
If you have a foot fetish you're missing out
Zachary Morgan
OP here
She callef the police because she said that I violently pushed against the wall, and that she will pursue charges
We did get physical went she tried to rip my phone from my hands, but I did not pushed her in a way I would harm her, I was just protecting my propertie
Benjamin Harris
Have a foot fetish, but can't stomach those fucking slant-eyed gook bitches. >slopes
Oliver Harris
Op here
Sorry if I am slow in answering, but everything is happening very fast
The cops just and her father just left the place. They will take pictures of the "bruises" she possibly got after the altercation
I need a fucking drink
Nathan Torres
Send them all to me, then. And I'll send all non-asians to you. Deal?
Nathan Harris
Of course you can. Do what I did stop looking. Get to be about 30, well employed and single and suddenly if you're the least bit social they'll be hitting on you because their social value is dropping like a rock and they're rightfully concerned that they'll end up old and alone.
Nathan Ramirez
Anthony Cumia?
Gabriel Baker
I've actually heard that before. Does that also work if you're into asians and maybe move over to asia? Not sure which country exactly, but the yellow fever is strong with me.
Daniel Wilson
Been to South Korea, and it's true there. Not at all uncommon to see a 20 something girl with a 40+ year old guy. Problem is they are with you because of your money and stability. Mostly money though, SK girls are fucking expensive.
Angel Ramirez
SK girls are pretty nice, but honestly I'm into most asian country's girls. China, Japan, Thailand, Vietnam, Philippines... It's all good. Not all of them, of course, it's pretty much how normal people here see girls from this country. Some are hot, most are ok, some are ugly. Same thing, just a different continent.
