Anyone else want an April to call their own?

Anyone else want an April to call their own?

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I would love that, we could banter on for days and days and days until we get sick of each other and break up because we both went too far.

Just like in real life.

I want April to beat me and make me her slave

I'd drink her wee wee 2bh

you have to be pretty beta to like this shit character with 4/10 spic looks

>Not liking April/Aubrey
I truly feel sorry for you, my friend

>oh yes, oh yes, put it there stud, you are so big, ah ah, ooh.
Does anyone else find the idea of Plaza's bored monotone drawl talking dirty, sexy as hell?

Yes yes yes

Why would I want a condescending bitch as my gf?

She's borderline ugly and has the body of a boy, yet for some reason im still attracted to her. I think it must be her personality, she's just sexy somehow.

Theres something really really gross about her face

Maybe its her fat cheeks and those odd dead reptilian like eyes

Yuck.

>I'm a closet fag

You bet your tits I want her

Id rather a Leslie desu

>Im a low test beta
Feel free to worship the ground this pig walks on, champ
Like who you wanna like no complaints here

Yes if only to spend one cold rainy evening cuddling while listening to Neutral Milk Hotel

this tbvfh (to be very fucking honest)

she looks and acts too much like me so no

Dollars to donuts says she made this video to send to Chris Pratt. She's so obviously in love with the dude, and my impression of him, is that he's not the type to cheat, so he just turns her down every time.

>Anyone else want an April to call their own?

You only think that personality is cute cause you see it only briefly on a 20 minute sitcom.

In real life, we have a cunt like this in the office. Thinks she's a know it all, but can only manage a lowly position.

Everybody hates her and nobody respects her at the office.

reminder
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WTF is her problem?

thanks almost forgot

Drunk?

C-Can I fuck you?

I so wish this was real

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looks like this bitch has a very hard time keeping it in her pants

Those titties were so disappointing. They were gilf porn tier.

What did she mean by this?

Would've been hilarious/hot if she brought this back for Hilary's presidential campaign

Wish she had "cum dump" written on her chest instead

You were literally complaining though. could you at least be consistent in your shitposts?

idk hot girls who are extremely anti social and awkward is my fetish..

Movie for you.

the worst type of women jesus

do my eyes really look like that? ..damn. i hope not.


im not the chick in the picture im just saying tho.

No, my personality already has enough April. I could use a 60% Andy to balance me out

WTF is wrong with people, she's not funny and ugly.

>not wanting a partner similar to you
nigga what

What's wrong with YOU?

much better looking than the one on the right, ew


thiss

I used to think people were making this shit up but if you've watched enough parks n rec bloopers you can't really deny it.

They're both hot nigga

at some point april becomes hotter than ann and it's kind of weird

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nice abbreviation iibh (if i'm being honest)

>andy starring in billion dollar movie franchises
>april making shit tier flix

where did it go so wrong

she is a 6 spic wise

>hates people
>hates going outside
>favorite thing in the world is sleeping
>loves animals
Shes me, but I usually try to date girls that are the complete opposite of me so they can take me out of my shell

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Dem feet