>most democratic country in the world
>conservative and rightwing politic
>strong army and military duty
>Liberal and powerful economy
>one of the best HDI
>one of the richer country per capita
>well in fact simply one of the richer country
>very low criminality
>neutral
>guns liberal law
>not in the EU
God bless based Switzerland
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This is more formal
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>jewing other European countries out of their shekels by facilitating tax evasion
I wish this was a meme but it isn't.
Not posting the true swiss anthem
Fuck gimma and fuck this new church song
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It isn't muhammed. It hasn't been for a while.
Did you learn nothing from the panama paper?
Stop this shit. Be modest about our success.
you re still getting flooded by muslims , there are some towns that are 40% muslims pls fuck off m8 just because you re the best place to live in shithole known as europe doesnt mean you dont face the same problems
Why dont you join the EU?
You're right. We fuck you every time and stab you in the back but well... we don't give a shit and we make money.
Of course Switzerland is a great county, it's like the home away from home for the big bank jews.
They want to keep it full of happy people so they let their goyim bitches live a free range life in Switzerland.
Cause we have a history of resisting invaders
You're wealthy only because of your geographic situation. You have France, Italy and Germany as neighbors. England, Spain and Portugal are also relatively close. You've always been used as a central point to store things because none of those countries, which I remind accounted for most of this world's power at a time, trusted each other.
You've always been used to do common things without having to fight for where the project will be stored (e.g. CERN, banks, some peace and humanitarian projects, ...).
Later on and until recently you also used this position so most europeans store their shekels away from taxes.
This and the smartness to never take side is the reason of your success. That's all.
The panama papers don't contain all cases of tax evasion in the world. You're country is pretty based aside from that.
I don't deny that
Dont forget we dont think it is wise to elect socialists, work onely 35 hours, take in a tonn of shitskins and many more things
I like switzerland: i've been all over - Lucerna, Basel, Zurich, nice indeed.
Then again, you actually can force you neighbour to mutilated his dog of its vocal cords if it bark too much, and that's the kind of kikery everyone mocks the swiss about.
also, ugly women
also, you were some of the most tenacious, ferocious and courageous soldiers in Europe, how come you just went full kike and start the money washing and shit? it's a shame
>strong army and military duty
Doesn't your army consist of a dozen homosexual dudes paid to guard the pope?
Doesn't are aussies all sons of whores and criminels ?
>swiss guard
>same as swiss army
Do you want to hear a story of Australia and Emu's?
>usury kikes
>not even a real country
>hasn't fought any war
>zoophilia
>medpack flag
>extremely expensive lifestyle
>shit tier labour laws
We don't work only 35h that's one of the reasons why people were outraged, because overtime could have gotten removed. We also take in almost no refugee and they won't even stay. We also have the biggest anti EU and anti immigration party of Europe.
Noup that is the Swiss Guard in the Vaticane
They are not homosexual since muah catolic church
They are highly trained in all sorts of combat and are armed to the teeth with modern military equipment
If I wanted to visit; which three cities would you say are a must?
And other places you'd recommend?
Fucking Dutch is easier to understand than Swiss German.
Eat shit LOL
Ignore circle over Singapore
Jeah Morice i am sure you all work at least 200 hours per day.
Onely place in France i visitet that wasnt crouwded with blackies was the Elsas.
In Switzerland every party beside the lefties are anty EU. I hope the FN will win but i doupt it
nobody gives a shit about your useless little storage dump shit hole faggot.
fuck off you inbred retard.
Hey Muhammad dear neighbor, how's life going in your caliphate ?
>shit tier labour laws
HAHAHAHAHA
Top my frog eating friend
The Swiss system is the best in the world, and one NZ should emulate. In particular, binding referenda is a policy I would like to see implemented. Around 90% of Kiwis voted for tougher sentencing of criminals and against ridiculous anti-smacking legislation, but both were ignored by the government.
You have to admit, the Swiss are better than everyone else in Europe. Look at your barren Swiss folder, and you'll accept it.
HOPP HOPP HOPP
Lol. Have you gone to Normandy or Brittany ? Heck even Aquitaine.
And you can speak with all your albanians. Literally europe's albanian mafia capitale.
Also Starsbourg is shit.
Gib back.
You say that because Elsasser aren't nigger cock loving cucked cunts like you?
>Swiss are better than everyone else in Europe. Look at your barren Swiss
I'd rather have a million albanians than one single arab.
Also, you frog-eaters are our toilet cleaners, because even those earn more in switzerland than a university professor in your poor shithole of a country.
>flag
>inbred retard
Isn't this just the melody of "Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser"?
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or "god save the queen"
Jeah
We have a ban on minarets
You have them all over the place
We have mostly imigranta from white, christian countries
You have mudslims
It is amazing how the land changes and becomes brown and dirty 50 meters after croasing the boarder to france
Also:
If you dont like Elsas give it bak to Germony
Yes it is the same melody
It was wide spread under the enemys of france in this time
I like it because of the badass lyrics
>claims to be christian
>his country's entire wealth is based on usury
kill yourself
Love my country, but it's already over. WTF is that video?
The better country is obviously Luxembourg
What country ?
Switzerland does indeed seem like a great place; they have a sophisticated manufacturing sector, high standard of living, they don't feel obligated to send their sons to die for Israel, the people are known for their hivemind-like efficiency, and the scenery is beautiful. The only downside is that everything is extremely expensive. I got to fire a Swiss Arms Classic Green one time, best rifle I've ever fired; I wish the 20" barrel versions were still available in Canada.
Go home Junker
Aquafresh vs. Colgate
You idiot. The wealth of switzerland comes from the marshall plan. Europe's factories were bombed to shit except switzerland. We rebuilt europe in the early days and made a fuckton of cash with it.
Nazi gold didn't help the country, it wasn't taxed or anything. I don't understand how you think jew or nazi gold made the country rich.
>kek
>not in EU
>still cucked by EU laws
One like this?
>mfw this low IQ mountain retard tries to communicate with me
top kek
Yeah that looks like it. A bit on the heavy side, but very accurate even with the long-stroke action. That's a great setup man, what kind of pistol is that?
one day we captured Milan and most of Lombardia after the onset of the Italian wars of the XVI century. In 1515, the Swiss meet a larger, better equipped army of Frenchmen and German Landsknechten outside of your modern Melegnano and they duked it out against a superior force filled with artillery batteries. Two days later, a large chunk of the Swiss had been convinced to leave the field, a lot had died and yet the French were in a worse state than theirs; the tactical victory was of the Swiss, but strategically not so much - too many Swiss had died or suffered grave wounds, which was bound to take a toll on Swiss demography. That's why we worked out an agreement with the French king Francis the Ist to offer him mercenary services while maintaining neutrality.
This is what I can get off the top of my head about that faithful day. Correct me if I'm wrong.
Switzerland has no future. While its a great country, its far too small and the people are isolationists. One way or the othes, the world is slowly becoming one big country, the only question that is remaining is which culture, traditions, religion and political system will be dominant in the new order. It may be a sad thing , but population, country size/ resources and the pace of cultural expansion will decide what impact you country will have on the endless timeline of humanity.
Are you even trying to say that we are cucks? You niggerland? Plz Abdul..
>L'Afrance
Sig 220, P75
Bouth are my army guns
Go home Angela
you have a great country, i'm in the midst of getting a dual citizenship there
You are lieutenant right? What is your assignment ?
The P75 is a cool gun. Sad that it's shit to reload and that the mags are that small...
Everything OP says about Switzerland is right. He's fucking right.
Not being in the EU has worked wonders for them and they have some of the best quality of life in the world, not just Europe, and the highest GDP per capita in Europe. They are more democratic than us... if a petition gets 50k signatures their government has to hold a referendum on it. And more: some of the most successful companies of European origin are Swiss, and they trade all over the world, not just within the confines of some bureaucratic nightmare.
I want the UK to be like Switzerland
> mfw we started working on the new airport BER at the same time you started digging that tunnel
also german part of the new railroad will not be finished until 2035 because our minister didn't even look into it so far
I'd be more worried about European countries getting enriched, Achmed.
That's fucking bullshit; Switzerland has a bright shining future, it is Germany and the EU that has no future. It's crumbling.
>says mfw
>doesn't post "my face when"
>low IQ
>tries to communicate
Take a load of the faggot.
You kikes have showering schedules.
You pay a 1Million CHF for a flat and then you can't take a shower or a shit off schedule.
>be swiss
>not speaking based Schwyzerdütsch
>see video
>rap music and nigger
WTF is this faggotery? It's supposed to show how great CH is?
Take that instead : youtube.com
>What is your assignment ?
Posting this here would be the most retarded thing ever
The reloading isnt a big problem after a few hundert magazinechanges
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I'd say Lucerne (Luzern), Sion (Sitten) and Bellinzone ? So you take a look at a german/french/italian part of Switzerland.
You can also take some time when you travel through/above the mountains, quite the view at some spots.
Garbage like that happens when Sozis are in the city's government.
>Advertising your country
Smart, really smart.
Is full
So fuck off
Swiss invasion of Liechtenstein nevr 5get
6% of the Swiss GDP is banking
Biggest tax heavens are Jersey (UK), Isle of Man (UK), BVI (UK), Cayman Islands (UK), Delaware (USA), Puerto Rico (USA), Nevada (USA), Panam and a lot of middle east countries. Switzerland is not even in the top 10.
It's really funny to see people of Sup Forums keep parroting the meme that Switzerland is all about tax and banking.
thanks, didn't think anyone would reply
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Will Switzerland be able to remain neutral in the reconquista of Europe? They could probably defend their border from the brown hordes, but surely they can't survive forever if the rest of the world turns brown.
Definitely what said. I also suggest that you travel by car through Valais (Wallis) and get to Bellinzona through the Nüfenen pass. The view from up there is absolutely stunning.
Nothing lasts forever :) Look at France and Germany. Better prepare yourself for muzzies
Faut apprendre l'allemand mon gars. La vidéo est humoristique. Le mec se vante d'être un super fromager en gros..
Go back to poop you mongrel
>strong army
Sounds very nice.
So for a foreign person is there any kind of etiquette, I guess, or a norm I should recognize so I don't oust myself?
SWITZERJEWNIG:
>Highest Muslim population of between countries like UK, Sweden, Norway
>made of out Jews and other scum
>literally a mafia country that hides crook money
>literally promoted bird flu useless medicine
>WE HAD MONEY WE STOLEN
>le sucking Jewish monarch money and stolen Nazi gold
>international more than Sweden
>not neutrual at all, since sucks nigger, American, Chinese, Jewish cocks as much as they can while on the side take monarchy dicks
>wannabe smart, literally made out of retards that live on the King's money that was stolen in Africa and Nazis, while on the side giving mafioso of EU privacy to hide money
>invents constantly useless medicine to make people twice as sick
>not in EU, because avoiding mafia inspection of EU organizations
>complete retards that should be nuked for the benefit of the world
What's your labour laws like?
To forget Lugano. It's fucking beautiful. And go for a walk in the mountain in Wallis too.
Don't forget:
On budget and one year ahead of schedule.
>one of the richer
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Stay mad
No matter how much useless medicine you invent, you are nothing but dumbest crooks. USA has a cancer cure every week, just than nothing works. Switzerland is of no benefit to this world, a leech that should be surgically removed from planet.
>innovation index
what kind of retarded shit is this
Not really. Just don't expect us to be touchy or too friendly, the Swiss are kinda the less autistic version of finns: we take a while to warm up to others. As for the rest, always be polite, don't litter (that includes cigarette butts) and most of us will welcome you as one of ours.
I'm from there, I must be used to it to the point of desensitization. It is a beautiful town, though. Don't miss the boat trip on Lake Ceresio if you want to see all the beauty of Ticino.
No, it's My Country 'Tis of Thee :^)
>Faut apprendre l'allemand mon gars.
12 ans d'allemand et pourtant...
> Le mec se vante d'être un super fromager en gros..
Un albanais?
Here for the win : youtube.com
I heard its strong (well equipped and trained) for its size.
Without our medicine, how are you going to treat your brain cancer?
It's an index for innovation
For the same reason you britbong are leaving
Netherlands
>No stupid fucking mountains
>Superior biking technology
>Doesnt steal gold from other countries
>Less jewy