Penguins @Capitals, game 5, 2round playoffs

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first for coyote's

first for Pierre's bald pate

caps in 7. these digits say so

Kippers please suck my dick

Watching this game makes me want to play some badminton now.

3rd for Ovi to LV

Caps intentionally pulled net off

xth for relocation imminent

>the absolute state of /hoc/ when craps win

It's gonna be biblical

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crosby

nth for scar

PONGS
>pongs

>ching chong wants to play badminton
Pottery

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DIGITS DETERMINE WHO SCARS NEXT

Who the fk knits during a playoff game?
Wth Pongs fans?

Shitsburgh is just setting up in the slot for shot after shot.

Might as well post this for the last time this year...

Holtby lives in a permanent state of bullet-time

Do goalies wear adult undergarments or something because Holtby and Fleury have walked through fire for their teams tonight and I don't see any yellow stains on the ice.

>anons talked shit about Holtby

Will Montreal allow Quebec City to have a team again or will Seattle finally get to stop rooting for the Canucks?

THICC

I cannot wait, Australia!

glad someone else caught that

what the literal fuck yinzers

me on the right

Obviously husband is a fan and she is there for him, genius.

Why are you being racist? White people play badminton too. Hell, hockey players play that stuff competitively.

i think its kinda c-cute
she must do that at home too.

Why does holtby look perpetually scared? Like every night?

I THOUGHT that's what I saw. ffs

I want to repost this here cause I'm a Redditor and autistic and honestly guys, lets be real here, a real fucking G

that's god tier goalying

I know I'm drunk when I give a fuck about sports

dude I think I finally understand... hockey is made to be watched drunk

seriously

Seattle before QC

They are going to Houston

I saw that, couldnt believe that shit.
This is what pnes fans do?
SUPER THICCC

Judging by her size she probably has an oral fixation and she'd chew right through her fingers if not for the knitting occupying her hands.

>(You)

Whats Phil doing in the crowd?

HE SHOOTS
ANDDDDDDDDDD
NO IT DID NOT GO
HOOOOWW DID THAT NOT GO IN?
>well doc to see it from down here you would have thought it was a sure goal
THANKS PIERRE LETS TAKE ANOTHER LOOK
WOW I COULD HAVE SWORN IT WAS IN BUT THE GAME OF WAR GOAL CAM DOESN'T LIE
WHAT A GAME WE HAVE HERE!

KUZY BABY

KUUUUZY BEAUTY YEAHHHHHHHHHH

PONGS
>PONGS
PONGS
>PONGS
PONGS

Garbage

SCARRRRR!!!!!

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

> P O N G S

KUZY FUCK YEAH

NICE SNIPE MY MAN

Lightning quick reflexes.

>POOGUINS

scarrr faggots

Pens wants to win at home

Caps really want it to hurt in the end, don't they? They not only want a bullet in the arm, they also want someone to pour battery acid into it.

SCARRRRRRRR

PULL HOLTBYYYYYYY NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

HE'LL FUCKING CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE

Good shot

SCARRRRRRR

KUUUUUUUZNETSOV

>Capitals

Wait, what!!!! I mean!!!!!!!!!!! I mean POOINGUINS!!!!!!!

fucking hell

>4leury

CLASSIC FLEURY

>Schultz
>Defense

Is there a worse dman on the pens?

>4leury

hahaha what the fuck

FUCKING HELL

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr8888888888888888!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow. Memey.

HOLY FUCK

OVECHKIN!!!!!

PONGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

I'd rather see them go down fighting, it's the last hockey of the year

>PONGS

Based ovi scarrr

>pissburgh

SHOOK
H
O
O
K

HOLY SHIT FLUERY SHOOK AS FUCK

WHEELS OFF

FLEURY GONNA FLEURY

HAD TO HAPPEN EVENTUALLY

WE GOT OURSELVES A SERIES

OVI OVI OVI OVI
OVI OVI OVI OVI
OVI OVI OVI OVI

>POOGUINS (2)

W E W

E

W

>shittsburgh

THE COLLAPSE

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

OVIEGOD
HE'S WOKE
OMFG

THE NORWEGIAN WAS RIGHT. 5-3.

GR8 8

FL3URY SHOOK AF

DON'T BULLY OVI

HE SCORED

HOLTBY IS FAG

HE'S SHIT

>3-2 lead against a shit tier team
>suicide watch

aw man

>SHITTSBURGH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

BLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN THE FUCK OUT

PONGS
>PONGS
PONGS
>PONGS

FLUERY RATTLED LELMAO

CAPS IN 7

HOLY SHIT KEK

what the fuck
non-existent penguins defense right now

the real ovi is BACK

>suicide watch

How clever. They already shut down the hotline because of caps fans.

uhh...

it's 4-2 now

>that kills the penguin

FLEURY IS SHOOK THE MEME SHIT IS OVER

FUCKING APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

inb4 the caps blow this

>PONGS

Reminder Ron Hainsey is the worst NHL defenceman