Only human contact is through tv shows and movies

>only human contact is through tv shows and movies

>haven't had sex in over 40 days

kill me

but im human

no, you're a skeleton wearing a human body.

And Sup Forums.

skeletons arent real

>tfw haven't been in a vagina since 179415 hours ago

>tfw started to develop an accent from consuming so much media
>tfw people think I'm either Canadian or American

You repeat the lines in films as they are being said or what? wtf

I saw my mom last month and she hugged me

First hug in years

>and porn

where has based camwhore spammer been lately?

Sometimes, but only to myself.
Apparently I sound that way when I just talk casually, but I can't hear it.
People actually think I'm lying when I tell them I'm not foreign, and start behaving all suspicious and shit.

But that isn't human contact at all, user.

Watching movies where people act normally is good study for autists though. Like, the entire seasons of Friends is worth watching if you can never break the ice or talk without spaghetti.

there are these places where lonely people gather, I hear they're called bars

give it a shot OP

>tfw my inner voice has an Australian accent

>tfw started to develop an accent from consuming so much Sup Forums

been binge watching Farscape user?

>tfw pretending television characters are your friends

>hug free life

Best life IMO, the only person I could imagine hugging is my gf if I had one.

Family and friends? Nope nope nope

>tfw turn on big bang theory just to hear howard and raj, and amy talk.

Jim Jeffries on O&A

real life is eating into my free time.

This is just going too far, mate.

*Hugs*

>tfw you think in greentexts

Too much Sup Forums has ruined my life

>the accent of shitposting

meant for

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Cheer up guys, no matter how bad things get, your GF will always be there for you!

That's what I was thinking for this

>someone says something I disagree with irl
>immediately think ">implying" and imagine a smug reaction image in my head

I used to be the same when I was a NEET, now I don't really have all that much time. Also the site really unironically has become worse so it's easier to care less and go longer and longer without coming on.

wut about when mummy brings you tendies?

make your own tendies, user. even little things like that help build your confidence. eventually you'll be ready to enjoy the outdoors.

now I want to bake some cookies

too bad everyone here is scum now

I often wonder if this is true for some people. Like, perfectly healthy people that are just this anti-social that is. There's obviously a bunch of wheel bros confined to their houses.

Must be a shitty life. Be healthy but be this pathetic.

Agree. All the older anons left. I wonder where to.
You know how bad this place has become when not even Koz shitposts here anymore...

I watch films to escape the depressing reality of loneliness

>acknowledging tripfags

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>tfw sitting alone in your house drinking whiskey
>fantasize that your favorite TV characters surround you having a good time
>your waifu is snuggled up against you
>then the fantasy pops like a balloon and the crippling depression hits you

>work a nine to five with a bunch of older normies
>they don't understand you at all, are put off by you, and every interaction with them is sharply painful
>but you wrote a program to do all of their work for them so they can't fire you even though you know they would if they had the slightest reason to

>tfw no gf

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You don't watch porn?

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podcasts for me.

no one cares about your feelings you neet fag

>friend says something funny on whatsapp
>almost reply "kek" to him by accident

That's when I found out im spending too much time here

??

you keep your 4chinz secret from your friendz?

Of course. I don't want them thinking im some kind of autist.
they most probably already think I am anyways

yis

your spoiler is tru

i had a friend who was an autist in highschool and he told me he 4chinned

i still loved him like i love you user : )

>tfw I don't leave the house not out of anxiety but out of laziness

Nothing better in this world than doing nothing & having the time to do it.

[sjis] tfw no gf

>mfw imagining myself as a character in the show
>When the show is over imagine myself cuddling with my characters gf

I don't mind, I like you all

dam das deep

>watch television for the commercials because it feels like someone is in the room with me

>haven't had sex in over 40 years

>I argue about movies with this kind of "people"

>Farscape crew are my only friends

You should watch The Double