Sup faggots, i hate all of you but I'm in the middle of killing myself

Sup faggots, i hate all of you but I'm in the middle of killing myself
Give me a live stream so i can share with you fags

weakfag taking the easy way out
take life's cock like a man, niglet

How do i get your attention? Do i need to start posting gay furry porn? Fucking a I'm about to try and kill myself and am willing to live stream it
You'd think this post would be alot more popular

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Shut up new fag
Old fags would be all over my post

Don't do it

While i respect your trips i have to say, stop being a faggot and help me help you. You're telling me you don't want to see someone commit suicide LIVE? Sup Forums Has fallen

Can you not make your own stream?
How do expect to kill yourself you failure.
Fake and gay you faggot.

Sure i can make my own stream but most of the mainstream streaming sites won't give me links i can copy and share
It's all Facebook links and Twitter links. I'm asking for a more obscure app (because I'm on my phone) that you guys know of that in can share from. And I'm gonna hang myself
Pretty straight forward suicide

do it pussy motherfucker you're a chickenshit, won't do it, just talk about it. fucking faggot fucker

Periscope is free. Also, super oldfag here not believing in an hero.

I don't know any sadly.
Someone help this guy so we can watch an hero come to fruition.
Also, don't tell him not to do it faggots. Either a) you're giving him the attention he doesn't deserve or b) you're just talking to a brick wall. If a man wants to kill himself your gay little words won't change his mind, he's probably thought about it for years.
By the way, Godspeed my Sup Forumsud

Give me a livestream app. I'm doing it regardless though but give me a livestream app and your faggot ass can watch

Do it, faggot. I want to watch.

Pariscope won't give me a link. I need something more obscure and not run by immigrants

Fuck

>super oldfag here
KEK. Kill yourself along with OP please.

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Make it a blast and stream it on your real life facebook and provide links

this

If doubles you live have to an hero on tinychat live

What could you possibly have to lose? I vote this for best option.
I'll even record it and share it.

Haha fuck i wish but these idiots woild.do something to stop me. I have a few apps downloading give me a minute Boys

Do it on youtube

If you need an excuse not to do it, then you don't really want to kill yourself. However, it would please the masses, and I eagerly await even the slim chance you get the balls to actually do it.

Don't forget to film in landscape!

Ok i got! Tiny chat, thisissomeguysroom

>thisissomeguysroom
Why is the screen all dark?

Dont do anything yet i gotta install this shit

Using too much length, gotta cut it shorter a bit

do it you fucking pussy

THE MAD MAN DID IT

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I don't know what i was doing wrong.it seems like the cords is just too thin. Or i wasnt hitting the right artery

He fucking bailed, big surprise.
Giggly the whole time, couldn't figure out how to adjust the rope...

Dude how big of an attention seeker are you? you literally did nothing.

You're talking like you're just trying to figure out a puzzle or something, like killing yourself is something to do on a saturday night.

You should actually go and kill yourself so we have less fucking autistic pussies like you in the world.

Im still here faggot. Im just not gonna keep live streaming my failure. If you guys have an idea as to why i was failing so hard please, enlighten me. This night is not over untill i kill myself

I value you user

The rope was too long fucktard

It was said numerous times, you want to basically be standing and dead drop your weight.
Go to the other side of the door, pull up all the slack, tie it to the knob, and dead drop your weight.

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Yeah, again i tried that and it just chokes me and i start gagging. I want to hit that sweet spot, that 15 second knock out. I'm using some stupid Ethernet cable btw, maybe i need something thicker...

We told you what to do faggot

Killing yourself isn't supposed to be comfortable you fucking faggot

No, faggot. You want to die? Take the hard road, it's a fuck of a lot easier than dying through life isn't it??
Just get a gun or something if you want a painless death, or down like a hundred pills.

>i need something thicker
thicca than a snigga?

Yes you do

How much do you weigh? I can tell you other household options based on that

>when you lie online

5'9 140...give or take
Im.streaming my suicide not my suffering. Eat shit

>tells Sup Forums to find him a streaming service
>tmw this guy is so dumb he deserves to die

Okay, OP---Down a fuckton of vodka, or any shit that fucks you up. Then when you are blacking out, do the hanging like a man, full weight, full choke.
You won't care, the lack of oxygen will suffocate your brain so fast you will slip easily into the other side.

Fucking lol.

You're some punk ass faggot who barely knows dick about the world, and you're gonna take the high horse?

You can't even figure out how to hang yourself you fucking retard.

op you wanted it to be quick and painless then why'd you choose hanging?

kek this

use vimeo you cuck

It's too complicated! Suicide requires an intelligence of at least 4, and an endurance score of at least 6 to do.
OP is like a 2 and a 3 at best.

>cuck

Ok so do you have anything sturdy attatched to your ceiling that could hold your weight or is the door your best shot?

- meet
match made in heaven

>haha based bro

Thars what i want to do, but i want to live stream it for you guys. I can't imagine you guys just want to watch me sit here untill i black out
There is a quick and painless way to hang
I'm just not doing it right because I'm a retard or something

>want to watch me sit here untill i black out
That's exactly what I want to do tonight.

rape urself fag

this

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Is op still here

Alright i opened up another room
Somedumbguysroom

whats a room

JMMEZ-84DD8-KV42I
M33X2-I28BP-PGTXQ

give the fucking web link faggot

Is op still there? Someone post results!

Somedumbguysroom on tinychat
he's trying, but he hardly has any room for hanging himself

Oh he's there, kind of half hanging in a noose but moving ocassionally, we're waiting till he gets bored.

Sounds like a failure to me. Ffs , at this rate it's better to just leave the gas stove open. The gas I mean.

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do they let you out of your dungeon?

pretty sweet battlestation

im jelly,

im going to lurk, facebook live that shit. dont matter really.

Never.

I just want you to see this image one more time before you die.

Kek the pussy didnt do it

Stream ended. He didn't do shit.

ok OP i finally got the app downloaded you can start.

also you can just use the 9 loop knot used for fishing. ill describe it and ill assure you it is super fuckin stirdy.

Im dissapointed

nine loop knot

>do as in picture just do around 9 twirls around the thread.
>easy peasy

Remember - cut across for attention, lengthwise for results.

Down the road not across the street

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well fuck i forgot one part ill just add a different pic of a fishing knot. they dont teach she one i use any more because its a legit hangmans noose and parents dont want kids knowin that but being the old fag i am it comes in handy.

>just skip the first step and combine with earlier pic. the second pic is just for the purpose of finishing the knot and so it doesnt come loose.

fuck i wish they still kept this on the back of fishing line packages. but its all this bull shit.

Someguywhocantdoitright
But listen I'm just gonna sit here untill i fall asleep. Watch at your own leisure but dont expect action right away

The knot wasn't the problem.

The problem was that he was a fucking retarded pussy and didn't actually do the hanging part properly.

So where is this shit even at?

>Someguywhocantdoitright
pussy when is the "action" going to happen?

OP is a faggot

Lol just sitting there with a lame knot around his neck.

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