Be American

>be American
>something happens in America
>Europeans mock and laugh at us, call us stupid
>something happens in Europe
>Americans are deeply concerned for Europe and Europeans, offer support and shoulder to lean on

Tell me again Sup Forums why we should care about what's happening to a bunch of smug little European faggots?

For over the past decade online Eurocucks have done nothing but look down their nose at us. Now that their arrogance has come to bite them in the ass they want our sympathy. Why?

>something bad happens in europe
>"hurdurr faggots u all deserve this coz no guns no freedumb USA USA USA."

Fixed that for you.

We've been dealing with chimpouts for the last 50 years. So we kind of empathize with whats going on there.

I've only been shit talked to by British people though, the rest of Europe has been mostly cool. I dont know why the brits think they're so damned smarter than everyone.

I agree. Fuck em

White people have compassion which muhammads do not.

This.

>I dont know why the brits think they're so damned smarter than everyone.

Because they are?

>america
>white

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA GOOD ONE JAMAL. *100* HIT THAT LIKE BUTTON.

Because when there is an happening in Europe, it's the fault of the americans

You guys had overwhelming support after 9/11, we even went into Afghanistan with you

Same with the Boston bombings

I have no idea Iowa was so French.

Your affinity for communism is the fault of Americans?

Your affinity for nigger cock based on "muh colonial guilt" is the fault of Americans?

It's not our fault you feel sorry for a bunch of stupid, violent Arabs from the sand lands and decided to invite them to your country and give them your money.

>inb4 Europe pleads and begs for America's help when it's in the last moments of its glorious life, committing suicide with mass Muslim immigration and sacrificing themselves on the altar of diversity and multiculturalism

What's the matter France, was your wife's' boyfriend rough with you?

An american tells us that we are arrogant. LOL

Probably because it's Americas fault every time """"something""" (terrorist attack) happens in Europe.

Divide and conquer shills. Look up "COINTELPRO tactics"

Hello nsa

If anyone hates America they are edgy faggots with a child's mentality

I think you'll find that almost all cuck porn is produced in the US. And let's not forget you elected a nigger as president, twice!

We don't think we're smarter than everyone,
It's you guys who think we're smart because we have an English accent.
If I were to go to the USA I can guarantee I would find a Job faster than any american, because you guys seem to think we're all smart.
But we're not, well most of us aren't.

Shut up! Shut up you American. You always talk, you

Americans, you talk and you talk and say ‘Let me tell

you something’ and ‘I just wanna say this’, Well you’re

dead now, so shut up.

Be quiet! You Englishmen… You’re all so fucking pompous

and none of you have got any balls.

>it's the fault of the americans

It's also our fault you speak French and not German Pierre - remember that.

>Merkel accusing anyone of being arrogant

>implying that our house nigger is worse than Trudeau or Merkel

That's because niggers decided to vote for once without looking into what he was actually saying. Half of them will vote this year against the burger emperor then never vote again.

>shooting in America
>people make jokes about it immediately
>terrorist attack in Europe
>make a light hearted joke on Sup Forums
>"So insensitive. Stupid American"

>USA has so many niggers they have the power to decide who is elected to your highest office

TOP FUCKING KUK M8

>france
>white

stop ahmed

>France has no many niggers and sandniggers he can't walk around his capital city without getting his body blown to shreds.

Fpbp I do all that shit you posted

>Israel
>not sandniggers

ok goldberg.

Ever been to DC?

we care because we don't want to see the european motherland and it's glory fall to the refugee shitskin hordes. that's why.

I would say that Paris (despite being the cesspit of France) is still a lot whiter and safer than at least 10+ large US cities.

fpbp

At least we still care about America!

apparently we care more than they do

I've been to the nice parts, I know, but at least it doesn't have major bombings and shooting sprees.

On sept 12, 2001 I learned how we have no real allies.

yeah and we know how to treat them right

usa is a fucking zoo full of apes

eat a nuke

kek so true fuck americans

You don't remember the DC sniper?

As an American i can confirm this post.

However i confirm it in a spirit of joy as i hate europe more than China at this point.

Actually i donteven hate china at all