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southern women are trash
gib prads gf
based perds
The following teams will receive my blessings:
- Predators
- Senators
That is all.
Why marry one when she can just fuck them all?
just woke up lads, what did I miss?
also
>pongs
>rags
lundshit collapses at the last second to allow the based super snes to WIN
>waking up at 8pm
what is your problemo
yes, it snowed last week.
30 degrees yesterday
now it's storming
now it's actually cold
fucking your sister all day wears me out
...
IF YOU'RE LOOKIN FOR ME
ISLES!
Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron.
who /wild/ here?
She is likely a lesbian,
I've creeped her whole instagram before and there are boyfriend pics that I've seen. That or she is just keeping him secret which means he isnt famous. But now that I think about NWHL players making at most 20k a year she probably does have some sugardaddys.
is anyone as mad as me?
I'm so fucking mad.
"FUCK
>Kessel's a lesbian
Really?
She's not really that attractive.
Ban incoming
new incoming
great post lad
are you gay or something?
post your:
age
height
weight
favorite team
>21
>6'3
>186
>snes
Pretty pissed rn, lads.
well it's time to move out of my apartment
bunch of shitskins moved into my floor and for some fucking. for some reason they all prop their doors to the hallway open all the time making my place smell like shit from their poopy cooking
Is it some sort sort of cultural thing of theirs to leave their doors open?
I'm thinking of throwing a stink bomb or lit fire cracker into one of their apartments
>all those comments about the refereering ruining the integrity of the game
but I guess all those years of oilers wasting 1st overall picks never mattered
god the oilers are such a shit franchise
36
5'2"
280
Oilers
55
Five six
325
Lightning
>tfw they're retiring carleton the bear because he's white and toronto isn't white
Here friend. The injuries gave me some relief. The fact Granlund had a broken hand and Zucker had a hernia. Their best line was compromised. But then again most hockey players are playing through something by the playoffs.
Kaprizov's snuff was a surprise though. I feel like he will bust and Greenway will become a 3rd line grinder. I think the team only has a year or two left in their window, if its even open.
27
6'8
285
Pens
fatties arent welcome
you could try telling them they're stinking up the floor
>21
>spending Saturday night on Sup Forums
Stop wasting your youth and lying about your height
why is the nhl.com player so fucking shit? i just want to watch the highlights
31
6.3
240
Oilers
he's white, he'd probably shoot up the apartment building because someone forgot to turn their lights off and he's too autismal to talk to them
27
6'3"
187
isles
so the caps finally realized that ovi should only play during the power play
25
5'11"
174lbs
MinneGOATa Wild
Two questions:
Should I go buy ice cream (Ben & Jerry's)?
If so, what kind?
Hockey related because it's cold.
>sticklet
>26
>6'2
>221
>wongs
Stfu gook
>being so short you lash out when somebody says they're 6'3
6'3 isn't even that tall you insecure manlet
Yes
Either the Bernie Sanders one or the Stephen Colbert one
>22
>6'1
>180
>sabres (caps when I need to root for a real team)
Remember, just like in hockey, you have to deduct 5 inches from everyone's posts.
Do you mine if I save this image?
Sorry for posting this one but you cannot have what little good there is in the WNHL without the bad.
25
5'11
220
Hurricants
Who's reading for some kino at 8pm?
>sabres
i'll never understand why such a shitty team has the highest tv ratings in the nhl. is everyone in buffalo crazy about hockey?
>scored a literal even strength goal tonight
although you are kinda right desu
25
6'0
180 ish
canucks
>tfw 5th pick again
point is, he doesnt need more than 15 minutes a night
2010
233
5'2.5"
Hawks
22
5'6
120
Pens
>31
>on Sup Forums
hahahahaha pathetic faggot
post butt
who's ready for kippers to post butt?
>wasting his 20s on Sup Forums
genuinely surprised and pleased /hoc/ is not full of the morbidly obese
act like you don't enjoy 8 & 43 doing their best hanson bros impression out there
(but seriously i'd be okay with PP and OZ faceoffs being his only deployments)
who do you want for 5th?
#teammeatandpotatoesrasmussen
It's because Buffalo has literally nothing else.
26
6ft 4in
260lbs
Sharks
>Juolevi over Tkachuk
jesus christ
In the Pens thread a day ago 90% of the people said they were 5'8" and obese
Some reason, now they're saying they're 6'4" and 220 pounds of pure muscles.
Hmm.
hes fun to watch, he's just a one trick pony that everyone on any good team knows how to deal with.
crosby can work anywhere, ovi basically has to set up at the red dot
@75753374
Reading? I was about to continue 'Nemesis Games' but if you are about to post butt it can be put on hold.
Are you going to post butt?
Yamamoto
>Virtanen over Nylander/Ehlers
jesus christ
27
6'4"
160lbs
Jets
Yamamoto will sell tickets because of his name, but he doesn't look Asian at all. He's no Kariya, who looks Asian even though his mum's white.
>6'4"
>160lbs
are you on the verge of death?
24
6'2"
225
Penguins
some will lie but consider that one dude also posted nudes of his fat ass i think they are in the minority
>6'4"
>160lbs
jesus dude, EAT
Yamamoto is literally better than Patrick and Hischier. If he was 6'2 he'd be a consensus top pick. Some team is gonna get him in the second round and win the fucking lottery.
>yinzer
>fat
checks out
Yo dude, don't remind me of that guy pls.
>so fat his penis is basically sucked into his body
ewww
>tfw 6'7 146lbs
im not even that hungry desu
>Do you mine if I save this image?
You have my permission
>implying
I wear 32 jeans, have 17 inch arms, and squat and deadlift over 500lbs you twinkshit
man, his lower back was even fat. figure that one out.
started here when I was 20
Reminds me of another fellow poster who posted their ass
Are you talking about this guy?
ibb.co
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
how do you say "I like to eat dog" in your hoho language
Has high manlet picks ever worked out? Domi is pretty good, and Gaudreau was a steal because he dropped a lot.
I'm weary about manlets, but even more so with 6'6" no skill tards.
Thanks friend.
Here is a favorite. It doubles as a reaction image.
>tfw he banned you on twitter for asking if he ever licked morgan webbs feet
Whats up bros?
didn't he have an entire photobucket with pictures of morgans feet?
Martin St. Louis. Best captain New York has ever had.
>its gross all over again
yes. dude was convinced he was """"""""skinnyfat"""""""""
Marner is like 5'9 at best
I'm seriously considering rooting for golden knights along with the sharks.
disappoint in the pens desu