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southern women are trash

gib prads gf

based perds

The following teams will receive my blessings:

- Predators
- Senators

That is all.

Why marry one when she can just fuck them all?

just woke up lads, what did I miss?

also

>pongs

>rags

lundshit collapses at the last second to allow the based super snes to WIN

>waking up at 8pm

what is your problemo

yes, it snowed last week.
30 degrees yesterday
now it's storming
now it's actually cold

fucking your sister all day wears me out

...

IF YOU'RE LOOKIN FOR ME

ISLES!

Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron.

who /wild/ here?

She is likely a lesbian,
I've creeped her whole instagram before and there are boyfriend pics that I've seen. That or she is just keeping him secret which means he isnt famous. But now that I think about NWHL players making at most 20k a year she probably does have some sugardaddys.

is anyone as mad as me?
I'm so fucking mad.
"FUCK

>Kessel's a lesbian

Really?

She's not really that attractive.

Ban incoming

new incoming

great post lad

are you gay or something?

post your:
age
height
weight
favorite team

>21
>6'3
>186
>snes

Pretty pissed rn, lads.

well it's time to move out of my apartment
bunch of shitskins moved into my floor and for some fucking. for some reason they all prop their doors to the hallway open all the time making my place smell like shit from their poopy cooking
Is it some sort sort of cultural thing of theirs to leave their doors open?
I'm thinking of throwing a stink bomb or lit fire cracker into one of their apartments

>all those comments about the refereering ruining the integrity of the game
but I guess all those years of oilers wasting 1st overall picks never mattered

god the oilers are such a shit franchise

36
5'2"
280
Oilers

55
Five six
325
Lightning

>tfw they're retiring carleton the bear because he's white and toronto isn't white

Here friend. The injuries gave me some relief. The fact Granlund had a broken hand and Zucker had a hernia. Their best line was compromised. But then again most hockey players are playing through something by the playoffs.
Kaprizov's snuff was a surprise though. I feel like he will bust and Greenway will become a 3rd line grinder. I think the team only has a year or two left in their window, if its even open.

27
6'8
285
Pens

fatties arent welcome

you could try telling them they're stinking up the floor

>21
>spending Saturday night on Sup Forums
Stop wasting your youth and lying about your height

why is the nhl.com player so fucking shit? i just want to watch the highlights

31
6.3
240
Oilers

he's white, he'd probably shoot up the apartment building because someone forgot to turn their lights off and he's too autismal to talk to them

27
6'3"
187
isles

so the caps finally realized that ovi should only play during the power play

25
5'11"
174lbs
MinneGOATa Wild

Two questions:

Should I go buy ice cream (Ben & Jerry's)?

If so, what kind?

Hockey related because it's cold.

>sticklet

>26
>6'2
>221
>wongs

Stfu gook

>being so short you lash out when somebody says they're 6'3

6'3 isn't even that tall you insecure manlet

Yes
Either the Bernie Sanders one or the Stephen Colbert one

>22
>6'1
>180
>sabres (caps when I need to root for a real team)

Remember, just like in hockey, you have to deduct 5 inches from everyone's posts.

Do you mine if I save this image?

Sorry for posting this one but you cannot have what little good there is in the WNHL without the bad.

25
5'11
220
Hurricants

Who's reading for some kino at 8pm?

>sabres
i'll never understand why such a shitty team has the highest tv ratings in the nhl. is everyone in buffalo crazy about hockey?

>scored a literal even strength goal tonight
although you are kinda right desu

25
6'0
180 ish
canucks

>tfw 5th pick again

point is, he doesnt need more than 15 minutes a night

2010
233
5'2.5"
Hawks

22
5'6
120
Pens

>31
>on Sup Forums

hahahahaha pathetic faggot

post butt

who's ready for kippers to post butt?

>wasting his 20s on Sup Forums

genuinely surprised and pleased /hoc/ is not full of the morbidly obese

act like you don't enjoy 8 & 43 doing their best hanson bros impression out there
(but seriously i'd be okay with PP and OZ faceoffs being his only deployments)

who do you want for 5th?

#teammeatandpotatoesrasmussen

It's because Buffalo has literally nothing else.

26
6ft 4in
260lbs
Sharks

>Juolevi over Tkachuk
jesus christ

In the Pens thread a day ago 90% of the people said they were 5'8" and obese

Some reason, now they're saying they're 6'4" and 220 pounds of pure muscles.

Hmm.

hes fun to watch, he's just a one trick pony that everyone on any good team knows how to deal with.

crosby can work anywhere, ovi basically has to set up at the red dot

@75753374
Reading? I was about to continue 'Nemesis Games' but if you are about to post butt it can be put on hold.

Are you going to post butt?

Yamamoto

>Virtanen over Nylander/Ehlers

jesus christ

27
6'4"
160lbs
Jets

Yamamoto will sell tickets because of his name, but he doesn't look Asian at all. He's no Kariya, who looks Asian even though his mum's white.

>6'4"
>160lbs
are you on the verge of death?

24
6'2"
225
Penguins

some will lie but consider that one dude also posted nudes of his fat ass i think they are in the minority

>6'4"
>160lbs
jesus dude, EAT

Yamamoto is literally better than Patrick and Hischier. If he was 6'2 he'd be a consensus top pick. Some team is gonna get him in the second round and win the fucking lottery.

>yinzer
>fat
checks out

Yo dude, don't remind me of that guy pls.

>so fat his penis is basically sucked into his body

ewww

>tfw 6'7 146lbs
im not even that hungry desu

>Do you mine if I save this image?

You have my permission

>implying

I wear 32 jeans, have 17 inch arms, and squat and deadlift over 500lbs you twinkshit

man, his lower back was even fat. figure that one out.

started here when I was 20

Reminds me of another fellow poster who posted their ass

Are you talking about this guy?
ibb.co/nskF1Q

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

how do you say "I like to eat dog" in your hoho language

Has high manlet picks ever worked out? Domi is pretty good, and Gaudreau was a steal because he dropped a lot.

I'm weary about manlets, but even more so with 6'6" no skill tards.

Thanks friend.
Here is a favorite. It doubles as a reaction image.

>tfw he banned you on twitter for asking if he ever licked morgan webbs feet

Whats up bros?

didn't he have an entire photobucket with pictures of morgans feet?

Martin St. Louis. Best captain New York has ever had.

>its gross all over again
yes. dude was convinced he was """"""""skinnyfat"""""""""

Marner is like 5'9 at best

I'm seriously considering rooting for golden knights along with the sharks.

disappoint in the pens desu