Sup Forums whats troubling you tonight?

Sup Forums whats troubling you tonight?

im slowly deciding when i wan't to get off and then what i want to do afterwards. i either wan't to fap or idk... im not that horny but that always keeps me up which i don't actually wan't to do but im bored. but i need to sleep soon to get back on schedule.. tough decisions...

crypto is tanking again

I've never had a normal functioning family and the only thing that keeps me from ending it is my gf.

I'M FUCKEN HORNY

I'm afraid Bitcoin is gonna crash before I cash out. I put all my money in that shit and if it does crash I'm gonna be totally screwed.

Rekt threads. Why such an influx lately?

what the fuck is stopping you from cashing out? it's obvious BTC is done for now and it's only way down ahead

Im under a mountain of school loan debt... I wanna put a baby in my wife... can't put a baby in her till I have a house... can't get a house till I'm out of debt...

No one has a normal family. Don't tell your gf that, you will lose her. I had a gf for five years and that was a component of me losing her, the other part was my asshole remarks when I spiraled into depression. Never tell women what you're really thinking about.

Got a pounding headache because I'm stressed about my dog getting arthritis among other things. Also we might need to neuter him to lower the risk of testicular cancer and I don't wanna cut off his manhood

Take some Advil and make sure the dog gets the best medical care you can afford. Dog life is more important than human life.

>thought my gf's family liked me, opened up to them and was starting to grow close
>found out recently that they don't like like me and only put up with me for the sake of my gf

LOL dog life is more important than human life? Fuck off you hippy faggot. I am going to eat a dog from the kennel because people like you.
Human life is invaluable you cunt.

no friends irl or online, been on Sup Forums all day, feel like a loser, plan to an hero by end of february.

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>Dog life is more important than human life.
what the fuck

Kek nice b8

does your gf still like you?

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newfags, why such an influx lately?

Tf u sure? I'm 18 and I've been with this girl for 2 years ? I mean she s been around them before and knows how they are? And we've been through alot together like some deep shit

fuck off i know im on Sup Forums but at least im not fucked up to the point where i kek at someone getting gored. w/o newfags there wouldnt be Sup Forums today. just as there wouldnt be america without niggers

Can't decide if I want to ask out this friend of mine. I'm really into her but can't get past feeling like if we were actually together I wouldn't be happy for various reasons beyond the scope of this.

Probably just going to roll with it next week because nothing's worse than the not knowing what might be/could have been/should or should not be. But I hate that I'm walking into what's basically a guaranteed social gut punch.

Fellas I've got a situation

My friend is trying to set me up with a foreign exchange student and I want to try to hook up with her because she seems like a great girl. But since she is an exchange student she's just gonna leave and the end of this term.

Should I go for it and at least experience what she has to offer and experience the inevitable heartbreak or just steer clear?

yes, but I am worried she is being two-faced like her family members, especially because we've been having problems lately.

Yes I am fucking sure. I lived with my ex over five years and saying shit like "I couldn't live without you" or anything semi suicidal subconsciously made her want me less. We still fucked all the time(multiple times a day) , but I have no doubt it makes women desire you less. My friends and I have shared experiences, coming to the same conclusion that you should only show women the side of you that is strong. My ex eventually made her family hate me because she told them some of the disgusting shit I said about how they are white trash.
it's not untrue, but I shouldn't have said it.
So ya keep that shit to yourself or tell a counselor. She does not want you to be a self conscious approval seeking dweeb.

as a purveyor of rekt threads, I seldom lol at them.
Personally I am fascinated by them as I am on the safety committee for my workplace and they help to remind me to be safe and to not ignore unsafe behavior when I see it. Also I have a morbid fascination, not gonna lie.

i'll let you have your fascinations because im not gonna change your opinion, but you understand where im coming from right? im 3 months new but i still hate the threads

i have no clue how to find more awesome stuff
like this :/

loads of work due next week
also entrance exams

and now i cant even rewatch it ;~;

I'm one of the oldest grade oldfags and rekt threads aren't going anywhere. The longer you spend on Sup Forums the more you're gonna get desensitized to them.

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Trying to get a job as a fisherman. Hate my job now. My co workers hate me (long story). I have to go buy a sea bag and fill it with gear and I don't know what I need to put in said bag. So I work my job all week and want to walk the docks every weekend and was going to this weekend but I had people over and stayed up too late and it all sucks.

understood. a little wisdom from an elder. this is how i am every time i see one

It's not going to be real heartbreak unless you're a total pussy. You know it's not going to last so don't expect her to stay for you. Just have fun.
Oh man this is the beginning of it bro. I'm warning you now she is already thinking about how she is going to leave you. Be careful with how you act. Be calm and rational about everything, as to make her feel like a piece of shit if she leaves you.
My ex had seen another guy towards the end of our relationship and after I turned around with my attitude as well as passionate love making she said to me "don't you think a woman can cheat on a guy and hone up to the mistake, then move forward still in love because they were honest about it?" at the time I thought she was being hypothetical so I said something disgusting like "no he should kill them both in that situation, the guy first then her."
Now I realize she was trying to see if she could get back with me and confess this mistake. Honestly if she hadn't gained sonmuch weight since she dumped me I would be okay with this because I know how bad I was to her. She loved me more than I loved her and I made her feel like shit. I still love you Brittany and I hope you're doing well, but we shouldn't ever get back together. You are terrible with money and your judgment about food is disturbing. That being said I'll still pay your legal fees if you are in trouble. As I always have been I'm a stand up guy.

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The fact I’m a grown woman with facial hair.

Sounds like you feel like life isn't moving fast enough for you user. Are you a brave man willing to make that money?

You get desensetized pretty fast tbh.
Not completely, but to the point where random accidents just make you a bit sad.
also lurk more newfag, no one wants to hear your opinion about how Sup Forums should or should not be

The fact that I have nothing better to do on a saturday night than to browse Sup Forums

Damn son. Well shit sucks and I'm not really selfconscious I work out and have a job it's just like damn I have no one but some friends and weed. And my gf has a way more fucked situation or did and we kinda have that connection from going through fucked up shit.

I like to consider myself brave... what kind of bravery are we talking about?

>Not completely
>not laughing

well my neighbor has rooster who do not stop crowing and its 2:04 am and i have work to do early. I don't know how to proceed
help me Sup Forums :(

Worried I fucked up my dick permanently fapping to porn since I went a week without fapping and still took like two hours to finish when fucking my gf tonight.

And her family hates me lol because her entire family is a bunch of "Christians" and have never been confronted for the beyond fucked shit they have done

NEGROIDS are

i hate it when i see one of those fuckin half monkeys on the stream

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I only lurk. Me saying something is a rarity. About 1/20 of the threads i see

My goat died

Well I dunno man. Sell drugs. Not the kids drugs but adult drugs like cocaine or heroine. Or get into waste management. Work for septic companies or pesticide companies. They pay alot but you'll die young. I think you can do th is user. Keep your head up.

Stuck in adead end relatiobship with a uggo fatty that i want to dump. Just want a fun chick to smoke with

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So are the people who laugh at that shit literal psychopaths/sociopaths?
I mean like i get becomming desensetized, but i can't really see at what point youd start finding it funny, unless you literally cant feel empathy.

i just honestly fuckin hate those low IQ, welfare wasting niggers

Knowing that the only girl that i really have a connection with is in love with a douchebag.

Sociopath here. I assume that's the reason I find it funny.

If theyre low iq, can you really blame them?

Can't find a new job.
I'm so tired of this job. I've been here for over a year and I'm tired of the only one that does shit here yet the gm still treats me like an idiot. He only gives the people he likes promotions no matter how dumb they are. Eve n after they're manager they still have to ask me questions about the most simple things. I'm so under appreciated yet overworked

Wow dude you sound just like I did. Except I would also lement about how I was making so much money as a hustler before her. Stop smoking in front of her unless it's with her or after sex. Omg you are me from the past. DO NOT say bad things about her family. She will choose them over you. My exs family abused her, neglected her, and then continued to be white trash into her adult life with me. I pampered her, cooked for her, went down on her, and loaned her money without pressing her to pay me back. She still chose them because they are her family. Again, we lived together over five years and she didn't meet me before being an adult so you have less of a chance keeping your gf.
Proceed with caution.

Get some balls and tell the boss man he's being an idiot.
If he says that the other people are actually qualified/that youre not, show him some fucking evidence (if theyre retarded, shouldnt be too hard to find).
Tell him he's fucking himself over by promoting retards, if he cares about his bussiness and you can actually show him hes being retarded, then it might work

I have a really cute gf rn and we had our first date last night which went pretty great but now I keep thinking of ways she could not like me ex: one of her friends telling her about me posting that pro-life people are “fucking idiots” even though I have no proof of that ever transpiring.

Wat do?

Dump her, did that to my ex a while back and never felt better

Jesus fucking christ u might just be right.... every time I say her family is a bunch of pussies that don't care for her and still hang out with the side that don't believe her and say she has a mental illnesse and my boy would never do that. She always defends her mother and never gives her shit for being a bad mom and even recently her mom gave her aunt a ride like it was all good goody.

user there's humor in everything, just read some of the comments making jokes about them dying. we make jokes to help us feel better about an otherwise serious thing, so no you don't have to be a sociopath just someone who is desensitized and has a dark humor

I'm in love but she's not

that there has been a collective effort to make my life as miserable as possible by having people constantly follow, stalk, harass, provoke, defame me and everywhere i go it's always the same bullshit and am probably a month or 2 away from ending up in the streets

i have nobody in my life but myself and everything i try to do always end up failing and lately i've been losing interest in all the things that passionates me and life feels like a constant struggle just to fucking make ends meet

i don't have a trade, or education higher than high school so i'm constantly limited to dead end minimum wage shitty jobs on top of having to be also constantly harassed at all the jobs i've had in the past 6 years

i know this will probably go unnoticed or that one of my detractors will gladly retort the same pre cooked answers concerning my mental health and honestly i couldn't care less cause i know i'm not crazy and that any of this isn't a product of my brain

i fucking don't know what to do other than trying to save as much money as i can and come up with some kind of plan but even that is going to be a fucking task that will probably end up failing

i don't understand how have i not become an hero yet

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>literal psychopaths/sociopaths
Maybe. All I know is that you can be a little bit of a psychopath/sociopath, a lot, or none. Really, that label isn't at all accurate. It's a number of things that create the iconic psychopath or sociopath. I'm just enough of a misanthrope, and I appreciate a kind of humor, to laugh when stupid people die in stupid ways. Rarely in the rekt threads are the people getting rekt not bringing the rekt to themselves. They're either doing stupid shit, doing stupid shit at the wrong place or the wrong time, or rarely, being normal people not doing stupid shit that just get fucked over in absolutely ass-backwards ways.

People die in all kinds of ways all the time. Pretending people don't die when cars crash into one another at high speeds is just that, pretending. I mean, you have two options in the end. Look away, or look on. Some people can't look on. Some people, they don't want to look on. I look on and sometimes I laugh. Sometimes I gasp, because sometimes the craziest shit happens. I feel bad when I see someone die in front of me in real life, but if they died standing on top of their car naked while it was moving down a busy street, I'm laughing. There was fuck all going on in that brain worth getting down from the car and not being stupid.

This doesn't mean I like to play with dead animals, I just recognize death as a part of life as much as I recognize that some people are going to go out in ways that only belong in movies or TV shows.

I don't have enough nigger memes in my phone

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I mean I get what you're saying, and I often lurk in rekt threads myself, but I rarely laugh.
Only times that I laugh are when (like one of you said) someone stupid does something stupid. And a good joke is a good joke, and it being dark usually just makes it funnier, but I don't feel like rekt threads are exactly comedy.
It's just that most of the time the majority of the threads are filled with sad/anger inducing shit to me.
Like people killing others, or just unlucky accidents. Shit like that just makes me sad/angry, and I feel like to be able to laugh at it you'd have to have almost no empathy.
Not really trying to judge you, anons, just curious as to what state of mind you guys have when watching that shit.

I work underwater. I'm frightened because when I start to get under 500 psi, the 02 starts to cease, and its sudden. And its about 47 degree Fahrenheit saltwater.

well yeah if you're just laughing because you get some sort of sadistic pleasure from people dying then you're a psycho

I guess by that metric I'm some kind of inhuman monster, because sometimes I see the unlucky accidents and go
>wow
>that was incredible
>I didn't see that coming
>is that his arm
>did he died
and I rarely ever got upset at watching crimes happen. I can't even get mad, it happens all over the world, probably even at home. I'm more interested in trying to figure out why that one guy shot that other guy.

Just shave it off.

yeah, idk, I don't really laugh at that shit, but most of the time I just get angry. To the point where I wish torture upon half the people responsible for that shit.
Anyway, interesting that people watch that shit and get way different responses to it.

yeah i suppose it's normal for people to hate the perpetrators but i don't feel hatred i just feel sick and wrong sometimes nauseous, but i laugh at the dark jokes and silly deaths

im a fan of the instant karma ones

people being complete fucking dumbassas and instantly gettng ran over or electrocuted

Next time don't show the interior roof dome light or bedliner of your 1996-2004 ford ranger, people may be able to determine who you are

tbh i just watch rekt threads to become desensitized and morbid curiosity. i just want to feel edgy and like im not a pussy and peerpressure from my fellow channers, but there are times where i won't watch a video because i feel too scared of myself going crazy like into a psychopathic killer mode, or just generally suicidal. i don't really know what im capable of im young and im not willing to find out if i am capable of some things

I moved to Oregon with my girlfriend, her feelings have changed so I have to move back to Colorado. So I'm kinda hurt about that.

it's all in your damn head, no one's buying into your '' i don't really know what im capable of im young and im not willing to find out if i am capable of some things'' bullshit

what do you mean?

are you saying im not a fucking beautiful innocent child?

For some reason I feel like you lowkey have OCD. Better not be underaged.

you're overthinking it
the mere fact of watching gore-y shit won't transform you into some kind of mental case, genes have alot more to do than that in conjunction to one's life experiences and how you choose to respond to what life throws at you
kinda like when you hear your friend damage controlling about fucking this fat chick because he was ''too drunk''

yeah sure, alcohol inhibits your senses but if you fucked that chick, chances are you already wanted to do so but wouldn't do it by fear of what people might think of you

tl;dr
people will always rationalize whatever bullshit they'll come up with to justify their own actions because most ppl are irresponsible, stupid and immature

yeah you may be right im just a worrier about my thoughts, often times i have intrusive thoughts that are not acceptable. i worry alot but it's in good intention kind of like my mom

i downloaded a piss ton of porn and come to find out the faggot renamed every with numbers
>feels bad man

Don't let it consume you. A fun experiment: let something happen without performing a ritual. Congratulations, you're a step closer to breaking your OCD.

People I thought were friends have been going out of their way to not be around me. They were the last two from high school. I'm officially bankrupt on real friends and I'm too autistic to trust myself to go get more, and I don't even know where I'd go to try. I'm a NEET hoping for pure desolation to come my way.

i don't know if perform rituals kek but kind of like when an intrusive thought appears i will condemn it and then try and focus on something else

you know the rules
TITS

That might count as one. Just let it happen. The magic will follow.

The girl I love is dating my co worker and I can't do shit about it except deal with it, I say I can just deal with it but it just piles higher and higher

What state are you in lad?

sorry for your loss user

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