>Walk down the street
>See this
>Wat do?
Walk down the street
turn 360 degrees and walk away
Fap?
>360 degrees
>walk away
nigger
Yell "FAKE AND GAY" and keep walking...
New fleshlight
Find the other half and have some fun
check if warm
>yes
drag it to my apartment
>no
drag it to my apartment
would fuck but I need to know if the other half has big tits
well, waste not want not and all that
newfag
newfag
newfag
Check my map because I'm walkin' in circles.
puke in my own mouth and swallow it so avoid leaving my dna at the scene of the crime.
Bottom half works.
Spray fabreeze and fuck it.
Call to the police and pray, like a good user :3
see if it will fit in my backpack. otherwise run home and get the car and hope no one steals it before i get back
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you nigger
fuck her feet of course
This little piggy went to market...
question to myself why the flesh is cut exactly in line with the seam of the panties hmm....
say "aw gross she's menstrual" then walk away while people stare at the person who laughed
ok Sup Forums, here's the other half
now you gotta choose
id go "yo.."
But what happened amigo
yeah what happened?
Would fuck bottom half and never call top half back again
bottom obviously
dont wanna feel weird sucking some tits with her dead gaze thats sick
she commited suicide by jumping
got struck by a nice spiky fence on the way down and got torn in half
dude that is so metal
>drag bottom half to top half
>wrap top halfs arms around me and pretend she isnt dead
>fuck bottom half while playing with top halfs tits
>get arrested because im doing this in public
worth it
Weeeeelp ... thats it.
I'm done with Sup Forums now.
seems highly unlikely even if she did land with the fence between her pelvis and the bottom of her rib cage, she have to had jumped from like the 10th floor or more to have it sever her spine completely.
Kek. Never come back pussy bitch. Tell all your friends
Oh man! It seems like you found a dead body, good thing you found a good watermark for the picture.
Also, Cute Dead Girls? Pretty creepy.
newb, like youve never seen a half naked chick before
Oooooh watch out everyone we have a spine doctor in the house
wow It seems that it was not such an instantaneous death :S
That's what I read. Here's the bottom half before being unclothed.
Can someone help me identify what is the organ that unfolded all over the place there?
do you mean an orthopedist?
its small intestine
why did they unclothed her?
Seems a little unnecessary. Not like they are going to perform any kind of life saving procedures or anything.
>Never come back
>Tell all your friends
lol'd
who unclothed her and why?
and why would they remove the pants?
looks like intestine. Not sure if it's large or small though
because she is a piece of art
I would clean and worship those dead feet and pussy all day and night until they rot
Well this looks intentional. Look at the clean cuts on the skin on the torso.
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Don't get smart with me big boi
small intestine as they said.
there's a fart near the foot (literally).
This is the only correct answer
one of us had to
there we go! a little duct tape fixes everything!
no dude flex tape is the superior adhesive banding
If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
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she clearly jumped, the trauma was massive. she broke her right arm in several places, she probably landed on something sharp.
It looks like her colon stayed intact, which saved the medical examiners from having to clean up a lot of fecal matter.
childhood memories
Why would a cutie like her killed herself?
Welp, time for another drink.
get out my pyramid hat
Clean out the organs
take the lower half home, fuck it, cum in it.
skin it, chop the calves and quadriceps up into manageable pieces, wash them, then marinate them in a nice tangy sauce before grilling them over a BBQ. Have her with some mashed potatoes and green beans.
Fucking score, the only half you need.
Eat everything inside, make clothes of the skin.
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Quickie before police arrive
>does quickie
>police show up
>forensics show up
>coroner shows up
>finds jizz stains
>traces DNA
>gameover
but by all means, go for it
So they wouldn't get blood on them
Homeless guy needed new jeans
to see her pussy, duh
Lose my virginity
My nostalgia
Suck those toe!
LOL, but pull out and cum on her face!
invest in bitcoin
clean my shoes and call the butcher
Wish I had a drink to wash it down after I am finished.
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But you wouldn't be walking away. 360 degrees is turning all the way around and continuing from where your initial reference stood. I believe you meant to utter 180 degrees. In which case I think you would be able to walk away successfully.
Attempt cpr
Looks like a halloween decoration
Also nice dubs
start trying to fuck my way through from the top, my ultimate goal is to see what it looks like to have a dick emerge from a vagina
chekked and kekked
>traces DNA
to what other crimes?
it's not like they ask for a DNA sample when you renew your driver's license. At best they'll eventually get enough common crimes to figure out who it is but at that point it's just to get a court order to get a DNA sample.
Found the newfags.
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hey pal you just blow in from stupid town
Do this
Perfect
kek
kek
>being this nignog
Being this new. So young and fresh. I want to fuck you. It would be like fucking a cloud of watermelon juice.
This might be counter newb. Fucking psyops.
This guy knows his crime scenes.
This
fuck it and if anyone asks
She can't yell rape if she has no head
Ask if she's ok, jesus man, would none of you try to help her?