My little cousin is staying at home since a month ago and my life has become a living NIGHTMARE

my little cousin is staying at home since a month ago and my life has become a living NIGHTMARE

He walks around the house half naked, tries to slidd on me when I am watching a movie, gets into my room at night constantly to the point I now have to sleep with my door locked...

basically he sexually harass me 24/7, yesterday I was super tired and when I went to my room he was there inside my bed saying she was 'scared' because some horror movie and asked to slidd with me in my small twin bed, he went super mad when I kicked her out.

I am 36 he is 27, can't move alone yet. I told mom about this and she just laugh and says "is just a kid"
what can I do, moving alone is not an option yet
pic related is him

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>kill self

>grow up

First user was right, Kill self.

Mature much?

Suicide is the answer faggot.

youtu.be/8SIqZ0aDZ0I

look at this crazy channel i just found, he is so fat lol

I don't understand that text but fuck your cousin.

>He walks around the house half naked

>he was there inside my bed saying

>she was 'scared' because some horror movie

>she was 'scared'

>she

daddy is not here to samefag, your thread is dead :)

Nice passive aggressive smiley face, reminds me of a 12 year old girl

It sounds like you should suck a log of shit out of his ass

I think you're right... I just don't want it to ruin our relationship or my mom to find out.

Suicide.

This is the most logical answer

owo
daddy i need 4chanpass to logpost
owo

>slidd on me

Is this some new lingo im not familiar with?
Wtf does slidd mean?!

>thinks I have a Sup Forums pass
Kek
Double Sixx's logged.

>slidd
Like slidd a log?

>
>This is the most logical answer
LOGical

...

When you make up as story, at least be consistent with the pronouns. Your cousin changed sex a few times.

>he
>she
>he
>she
Get your fucken pronouns straight you colossal faggot. If it's a dude (im guessing it is) fucking bend over like the diminutive ass licking cuck that you are or if she's a girl then stop being such a pillow biting faggot and fuck her already

(You) didn't understand

Creamy dubs logged...

can I get a quick rundown on this guy?

You don't get it. He wants to slidd a log. I mean I kind of want it, but i don't want my mom to find out

FUCK ive been away from Sup Forums too long..

Quick Logdown:

-Rothschilds and Bogdanoffs bow down to Andy Sixx
-His anus is In contact with your lips
-Possesses psychic-like abilities to brew you a unique log specific to your favorite tastes and textures
-Controls your throat with an iron but fair sphincter
-Direct descendant of the ancient royal log-line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Logdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of shit-log research facilities on Earth
-said to have 215+ LQ, such bowel movements on Earth have only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented log-sharing capabilities
-They own Nano-log R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Logdabots inside you right now
-He learned fluent French in under a week, and then ordered everything off of the menu to create new European flavors of shit
-Nation states entrust their log reserves with him.
-In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. Eternal log slidding down your throat

Don't worry, here's the quick logdown

I get it. You're a cunt and this is yet another log thread

>Large fields full of waving, healthy blue-green herbs

mfw

Nah mane Bogdanoffs are the true reptilian kangs

DOUBLE SIXX'S LOGGED
THROAT CLOGGED

Dump

This.

Grow up.

Age a bit, will ya?

The guys logdown earlier with the Martian cities and governmental log reserves Lolol that's why I browse b thanks for being cancer treatment guy

You're 36?
You're living at home?
Your mum refers to a 27 year old as "kid"?
What the hell does "slidd" mean?
Are you mentally challenged?
What the hell?
No, really...
What the hell?


Pic unrelated

You have to be 18 to browser surf this internet website. Did you hack your mom's parental control?

>slidd
Moving smoothly along a surface.

Murder him in cold blood, the less humans that walk this earth the better

Beatings. :D

That would be "slide" though
The past tense would be "slid".
Look it up yourself.
conjugator.reverso.net/conjugation-english-verb-slide.html

Probably yes to all questions. OP should go into madhouse.

That site is obviously run by Dani Filth. It's spelt slidd.

you're cousin isnt andy biersack

You can use the form "slidden" which I suspect is a bit archaic - hence "slid".
English isn't your first language?

It's Andy Sixx*
English is my first laungage in just telling you the correct spelling is "slidd" all sources that claim otherwise are owned by Dani Filth trying to make me look dumb

Looks like Dani Filth is succeeding, doesn't it?

Grow up, streamer.

IT'S SLIDDING BABY, YEAH!

Shrink down, coagulator.

Sorry, this is an 18+ website. Go drink Dani's ice cold piss somewhere else.

The go-to insult when language- and conversational skills fail.

bump for fun

wtf he looks like a gay emo fag, set up a cam and publically humiliate him until he commits suicide

This is animaterr man speaking.
I had a video uploaded yesterday where I read this while a song from the matrix played, but because JewTube is full of logless faggots it was blocked in some countries. I'll reupload without the offending song today

>page 6

daddy with 4chanpass cant help
>muh army of 2 ppl
>we wuz kings
>we legion

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cant even clogg 1 thread