This is a thread for all newfags ask any questions you may have that you are scared to ask in other threads

this is a thread for all newfags ask any questions you may have that you are scared to ask in other threads
think of this as a newfag haven of some sort

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encyclopediadramatica.rs/Perfection_Girl
encyclopediadramatica.rs/Topkek
encyclopediadramatica.rs/Doubles
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Am i an hero?

what's this?

too soon

As a person whose been here since ‘11
I’m still curious as to why we can’t say ‘lol’ saying Kek or Zoz doesn’t change it... we know what you’re saying
But fucking why?

Am i still a newfag after two years?

An inside joke for newfags to giggle.

Some dude was taking pics of a stoned/drunk gal, had sex with her only to realize she died mid way through

Would you?

Only if you suicide

op here read this.
encyclopediadramatica.rs/Perfection_Girl
yes
its just a meme
encyclopediadramatica.rs/Topkek
like saying "wewlad" or topzoz

Can someone teach me to orange text?

do a 360° turn and walk away

I get it’s a meme, is it just more of a meme to not be allowed to say ‘lol’

if you try saying lol you will be struck down with weaponised autism

you can use lol or whatever no one is stopping you

newfag

I have only said lol once in my 7 years on here
I learned quick after that

faggoy

lol

hey i like that word
kek

I've been lurking here at least since 2015 but I rarely reply to threads, nor do I open new ones. It seems like my newfagging will never come to an end.

There is no orange text. Ignore all references to orange text. Flee from the orange text.

Besides sage, what word could you type in fields to flag posts?

why is the Andy shit eating meme getting so popular?

Do you like to taste my harbl?

>popular
has it ever been?

noko can return to the thread you started
automatically
also on some boards you can make use a trip code if you want to be a fag

Im a new fag, how does you use green text.

use the meme arrows
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>newfag

This is for newfags, not fagfags.
No. God no. That's why it keeps getting reposted. It's a terrible attempt at trolling. I'll give them 2/10 for the persistence at this point, though.

>meme
>arrows
>makes
>green

'12 newfag here. I'm guessing it's just to be different from normies and other cancerous sites. Sup Forums isn't the place to be emotional and go hehe, ex dee. Rather we attempt to shitpost like we don't care, piss people off and have luls internally. But using either is fine, if you know when to use it, which is pretty much only when making an ironic shitpost.
Are the threads mined by fbi or not?

I'm a tripfag on other boards and I get pissed off with tards trying to force user

what is dubs and trips

you pass Sup Forumsro.

Its just like the old desu threads, but more autistic.

There will always be something like it.

How to triforce?

how do i triforce

I still dont get it. How do you get green text to appear?

Newfags can't triforce.

>arrows?

how do you post an empty post?

Who can actually see our IP addreses?

What is ‘based’?
What does ‘sage’ mean?
Thank You x

Can someone fucking help me with the green text. No one is giving me a straight answer.

Change the color settings on your monitor

who was moot?

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>Use the meme arrows
>>>>

last two or three digits of a post number
see

what's a triforce?

based means good like based poster saying that you are an "ok" poster
if you type sage in the options field the thread wont be bumped meaning you just took up a space in the thread without bumping and it will most likely be pruned or deleted
> use this arrow before posts to turn them green
mods
moot is the creator of Sup Forums

Why do people here sometimes send mean messages here even though everyone is really only interested i being kind to one another and engaging in intellectual critique of a wide range of art and photography?

I guess everyone is going to keep trolling me with the green text.

you have to delete a folder on your computer called system32..
this will then enable green/red text

do u no de wae?

Ultra newfag here, what are dubs, trips, rolls, and how do I triforce?

Where is that.

>I guess everyone is going to keep trolling me with the green text.

Numbers at the end nigger

Because raging edginess

everyone here is generally trying to be as mean and edgy as they can to fit in
> >
>>>
use one of these arrow to turn it green
> green
not green
dont do this. it will fuck you windows up
dubs are repeating digits
encyclopediadramatica.rs/Doubles
usually read from the end o the post

Could someone please explain the lingo used here (eg dubs, trips,bumping etc)

Don't listen to him.
You have to take steps first or you'll cripple your browser. See the picture I have attached for directions.

there's a board for that

How do you do it seruoysly. Cant find system32

bumping means posting in a thread when you post in a thread you "bump" it meaning it goes to the top and is more likely to be seen

dubs
encyclopediadramatica.rs/Doubles

Someone bring spider man in here please.

Where is id heaven when i need him most?

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>shit

if you have to ask, you are

>what
What

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Faggot

a 5 monkey experiment

Thank you.
Do you know the origins of ‘based’ and ‘sage’?

3/10 user, 3/10.

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>delete system32
It's not 2007 anymore, fag. Get some new material.

Fuck off fag

Hey man, no one caight on

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sage dates back to when boards were created
you type it in the options field its the opposite of a "bump"
if you sage a thread and post in it it wont be bumped and hence wont be moved up or noticed
based is a meme based god

are traps gay or not? i dont get it

very

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Not a new fag, been here 5 or 6 years but wtf is up with that Andi log shit? Did he do something with shit?

Awwwe look at little Timothy, being a big edgy boy, using the computer on his own for the first time.
Careful now, go check the lunchable you were heating in the microwave. It might burn.
You dont wanna get mum upset, especially after you convinced her you're old enough to use the microwave on your own.

WE
WUZ
>newfags don't know what's next

do you know de wae?

Why so many dicks?

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What does odds, dubs and all that shit mean

some newfag who hates him started posting a few months ago

all for you, baby ;)