41 years old

>41 years old
>not married
>no kids
Why?

why the fuck would any sane person get married and have kids

have you ever been around kids? it's fucking horrible. they never stop screaming and they are somehow always sticky

Why doesn't he just move into a suburb in utah get some hot mormon wife and have a few kids? Embrace the american dream? Guy is a fucking creep

Because he's smart.

gay

Gay. Calling it.

Allegedly, he's gay and has been lowkey dating Tobey Maguire for a while now.

>mormons
>good americans
Ha

They literally vowed to destroy the American government after Smith was killed.

Why doesn't he just rape a different teenage sex slave every night and then snort coke off her corpse before passing out on a bed stuffed with all his previous victims hair?

>falling for the marriage meme

Reeeeee this

Because of California's bullshit laws.
If it weren't for that a lot of actors would have Muslim-tier "families".

damn spidey is gay?
damn spidey is 41 years old?
wew

he has a love of gay BBCs

I'd like a son one day but I don't want to deal with having a nagging wife.

because botches just be after his cash

Tobey is probably bi while Leo is fully gay. He's hesitant about popping the question because he feels Tobey would fuck him over in the divorce and marry a woman.

he saw what happened to Brad Pitt.

I want to ____ that Leo

didn't some tabloid recently say he had like a dozen hot girls with him at a club at once?

>getting married
>even rich celebs get JUST'd and alimony'd

>get married
>have kids
or
>have fuck tons of money and bang any woman you want
Leo made the right choice in life.

what is this from again?

>bang any man you want

FTFY

He's evolving into Orson Welles.

have a frank discussion about the fundamentals of Christianity with

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

/thread

60 is the new 30 for men with money

Why would he want to get JUST'D? Also why buy the cow when he can get the milk for free?

There's not a real reason to marry and have kids in 2016. Even a man as successful and comfortable as Leo recognizes this.

yea tobey was 27 playing a highschooler in the first spidey

Because he's a famous and respected gazillionaire who can literally do anything he wants and fuck just about any woman he wants.

Why in the fuck would he ruin his life?

He can still a Clooney when he gets old, bored and lonely anyway.

He's gonna marry Tobey when he fades into obscurity.

>be rich and famous
>have the ability to fuck virtually any woman you want
>tie yourself down to one
The real question is why do so many actors fall for the marriage meme?

Well Kate Winslet's always married to some other asshole. They'll probably get together in their 70s or something depressing like that.

Who could possibly agree with that. Are you expecting rich people to live to like 120 now?

He's only ever loved one woman and he didn't get her, he's given up.

what do they talk about?

pussy pack rules state to not get married or have kids

They can already make it to 100 if they don't get cancer. In forty years 120 sounds feasible.

it looks like he's wearing one of his dad's suits. he'd be rich as fuck, why couldnt he just afford a tailored suit?

>why didn't i get a oscar for the aviator
>stupid bitches won't leave where are the hot guys
>i rather be shit posting on Sup Forums

marriage is a mistake

It's Leo's suit. His suit is at the cleaners with "stains."

If you even live into your 80s these days, as a man you're probably going to get cancer by your 90s.
Where are you getting these futuristic age ideas?

even a quick trip to a tailor to fix the cuffs would make it 1000% better

fuck he could fix it himself with a needle and thread

there is no excuse

Faggots leave.

at least non of us have to worry about cancer that was induced by vd

>why couldnt he just afford a tailored suit?
Because Raimi was only paying out for one type of outfit for the red carpet.

> fuck any woman you want or fuck one woman and raise a bunch of ungrateful kids who will be taken from you when said woman's lawyers tells her that the marriage has lasted long enough for her to take half his shit in court

Ishygddt

Life expectancy rates are gradually climbing decade by decade. It is mostly speculative, but by the time Leo is closing in on his eighties, chances are he won't be as likely to die as an eighty-something in the present time (assuming he doesn't get cancer or whatever).

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Too many qaaludes

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Ironically, Beckham is married with kids and he's never looked better.

>Leo and Tobey should leave the thread

user, please.

test

reported for ban evasion

He only fucks butts

Ask Jack Nicholson

A better question is why to actors/athletes worth millions get married?

those not on the spectrum pair bond, its a human thing

bcuz he didn't found the one yet

You'd go childfree and single forever too if you were a rich movie star and you saw your best friends get their fucking lives torn apart by the media and their ex-wives in divorce cases.

This has been proven wrong countless times.

>subscribing to these old fashioned ideals

You're either too fucking old to be on this site, or you're in the bare sliver of youngfags that actually managed to drink the Boomer kool-aid

all these edgelords who don't want kids and a wife

who's gonna take care of you when you get old huh?

>burnout marriedfags constantly making threads like this

You fucked your life up because you thought it would make you "more adult." Now you get to deal with it.

i have two siblings, one of them will end up with kids

then uncle user can move in and troll from the basement

Even pre-nups don't totally prevent losing your money in a divorce. It's better to stay unmarried if your net worth is over 10m.

Btw he obviously has kids somewhere. Those things aren't going to be public information.

>Not waiting until you are AT LEAST 45 before getting married

It's like you want everyone to know you're a fucking retard OP

Why does anyone get married?

You really think I'm going to jack up my life over some bullshit that is decades away?

And anyway, most marriages don't even last that long anymore. What fucking century are you from?

my parents have been married for over 30 years, sorry I don't come from a broken home Jamal

>I'd like a son one day but I don't want to deal with having a nagging wife.

You can buy ovum now user.

>ywn be rich enough to implant a working artificial womb in your boyfriend and fertilize the ovum naturally

I never understood why 4channers are so worried about women taking all their money, like you even have any to fucking take KEK

>has a good hairline
>buzzes his hair anyway
For what purpose? He looks way better with fuccboi hair.

my fucking flanks

Posh was grabbing too hard when she fucked him up the ass

This is the most likely story
Out of all the women, she and him are tighter together than a DNA helix tree, then they broke up and the scar never really healed. Even with the stupendous amount of vagina tossed at him.

Or she's his beard

He just gets fatter and fatter.
Another ten years, he's going to look like Orson Welles for real.

He has a "feed me" fetish

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he has dandruff lmao

Not quite

fashion innit?

he wore the poorly fitting suit so that his wife doesn't look out of place in her horrific toilet paper dress

because since titanic hes in love with kate

easier to clean after sports

>because since childhood he's in love with tobey

FTFY

this is fucking sad
>hes thinking about kate
>probably will bang the blond one thinking about kate
>this bitches think they have a chance to tie him up
>sadestpictureever.webm

i have those same nikes.

I'll pay people using all the money I didn't waste on a wife and kids. Now go watch another Disney movie.

For reasons nobody here will truly understand because they aren't in the position where they can fuck any women on the planet.

If I knew I could do that I would never marry either (I think).

t. married retard

Marriage and children is unfortunately a meme.