Thank you, here's your license back, drive saf... Say, do I smell marijuana in there?
>yfw
Thank you, here's your license back, drive saf... Say, do I smell marijuana in there?
Anthony Martinez
Nathaniel Kelly
>mfw
Austin Bailey
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Oliver Morris
no way officer
Josiah Stewart
No that’s my ass
Jaxon Lopez
N-no sir.
Cooper Kelly
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Benjamin Reyes
...
Alexander Powell
...
Gabriel Morris
"bork bork bork"
Nicholas Rodriguez
...
Anthony Smith
It's for "medical" use.
Xavier Wright
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Andrew Roberts
i's does nots has any of the marijuanas ins my car, officer
Nolan Collins
NO! it’s my marijuana flavored vape.
Benjamin Evans
>COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN, HUH?
Austin Myers
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Eli Rivera
This exact thing happened to me. Managed to coolface.jpg my way out of the situation, but I was shitting myself all the way home.
>There was an ounce in the trunk
Jordan Smith
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Camden Foster
It's jus pizza.. I had pizza..
Jeremiah Barnes
Yes, officer. I'm just returning from the dispensary where I bought a $5 gram legally, and the state got it's tax money that pays your salary. Have a good day yourself!
Christian Bell
>mfw
Kayden Thomas
Umm, what's marriage awanna?
Jonathan Walker
Can't kill me if I kill myself
>mfw
Elijah Bell
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Jack Martin
nope, do you wanna check and waste both our time?
Carson Cooper
"No ya dumb cunt"
Elijah Parker
what license you fucking idiot
Josiah Rodriguez
"Do I look like I know what a marijuana is?"
John Nguyen
yes you do... want some? there is a store that sells it right down the street.
Anthony Mitchell
>do you wanna check
Silly user, you do of course mean “am I being detained?” or “am I free to go?”
Jose Butler
Ain't checking shit unless you wake up a judge, now let's play "Piss Off Your Sergeant".
Aiden Ross
If your car (according to the cop) smalls of weed it will justify a warrantless vehicle search.
>There are people on this board RIGHT NOW who doesn't know we live in a police state
Cameron Price
No police state, if you smoke weed don't do it in your car.
Jaxson Parker
>smell like weed all the time
>no weed on me ever
?"i smell weed get out i want to search the car"
>empty monster cans
>empty monster cans
>empty monster cans
>empty monster cans
>13 mm wrench
>13 mm wrench
>10 mm sockets
>set of dirty work clothes
>set of dirty work shoes
>spare parts
>me laughing like a maniac the thole time while they search every inch of my messy car and finding nothing
>DIDN DU NUFFIN
Dominic Long
You're missing the point, if you don't consent to a search of your car, all the cop has to say is "I'm sure I smell weed in your car", and hey-presto. a visit from the probable cause gnome and warrantless search fairy.
You're left on the side of the road yelling "m-muh rights, muh freedom" while the cops clean out your car for anything valuable as part of some shady civil asset forfeiture scam.
Kayden Carter
no sir since im not a disgusting drug addict
Ryan Rodriguez
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Elijah Wilson
Yeah, do you want any? I've got extra
Kevin Perez
Turn on my recording app Bambuser, which streams video to a website so I can view it later (so cops can't just go into my phone and delete my video)
Then when the cops ask to search my car I say "I do not consent to a search"
Jack Gonzalez
>mfw
Zachary Watson
W-what? No weed here, s-s-sir. Just p-passing through.
Connor Powell
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Christopher Mitchell
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Caleb Rodriguez
>Oregon
Connor Cox
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Brandon Collins
see
>Implying you have rights
Ethan Morris
Most of the cops where I live make close to $70k, they ain't going to steal a few shekels from a car. I have never had a cop say he smells pot in my car, if he did I would have him call a supervisor. I hate the police but I am always amazed by how well they treat me when I get pulled over.