Now, this is a story all about how

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the Dragon Reborn

In west Andor born and raised
On the farm was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out herding sheep all cool
Using the waterwood lakes as swimming pools
When a couple of Myrddraal who were up to no good
Started loosing Trollocs in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and Moiraine got scared
She said 'You're moving where it's safe in Tar Valon'

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0/10 that's atrocious

>0/10
0/10?

Really? 0/10?

0/10?

Zero?

Out of ten?

There were no original rhymes in there whatsoever. It's like he ctrl+f'd nouns and replaced them from the source material at random. No flow, unoriginal premise, tired joke, poor formatting, boring and uninspired picture.

0/10.

Yeah, it's fucking garbage. Wrong board too.
Kill yourself.

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became 0/10

In west 9gag born and raised
On the memeground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out image macroing all cool
Postin some pepes outside of the school
When a couple of channers who were up to no good
Started ratin posts in my neighborhood
I made one bad OP and hiroyuki got scared
He said 'You're moving where it's safe at reddit.com'

Oh, you haven't heard? The Wheel of Time will become a cutting edge TV series. Look for the official announcement coming soon from a major studio.

youtube.com/watch?v=hUQE0-G_GeU

Holy fuck. You actually thought this cringeworthy shit was amusing enough to post?

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the recipient of a rude response on Sup Forums

In west Sup Forums born and raised
On the farm was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out herding sheep all cool
Using the waterwood lakes as swimming pools
When a couple of Myrddraal who were up to no good
Started loosing Trollocs in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and Moiraine got scared
She said 'You didn't even bother to replace the critical words so that this makes sense'

It's like I'm actually on 2006 gameFAQs again.

He's just a typical Wheel of Cucks fan. They are the cringiest faggots alive, worse than Sanic.

Oh, is it?

10/10

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became shitposter extraordinaire

In 2012 Sup Forums born and raised
On the memeground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, shilling IT'S HAPPENING
Postin some pepes outside of the school
When a couple of channers who were up to no good
Started postin bait in my neighborhood
I posted my OC and Sup Forums got scared
They said "You have to go back".

>tfw no shitty WoT soap opera where none of the actors have any idea what's happening

Would be pure kino tbqh.

10/10

∞/∞

NBC bought the tv rights in the 90s and never did anything with them, some unknown entity bought the rights this year and will never do anything with them.

The only group with wheel of time adaptation rights who ever did anything with them is red eagle entertainment and they're bottomfeeders

Fucking garbage post dude

Now, this is a story all about how
Sup Forums got tricked, made look like clown
Now that I begin it,
Please listen with ear
I'll tell you how I shitpost so fair

In 90's born and raised
On the meme landscape was where I spent most of my days
Being depressed and lonely
Loathing myself outside of the school
When a couple anons pointed out the flaws in my statements on Sup Forums
Started hating my home board
I started going on less and feeling disconnected from the only community I ever liked.
Moving back into my hole.

10/0

>not defined in the set of real numbers
was it surreal?

Yet another genuine Sup Forums thread is suppressed by interlopers.

I want Sup Forums and Sup Forums to leave.