TRUMP GENERAL - MAN HANDS EDITION

TRUMP’S BIRTHDAY IS ON JUNE 14TH. Tweet a picture of a handwritten/homemade Birthday Card message dedicated to Donald Trump here:
twitter.com/Trumps_Birthday or [email protected]

>Delegates Trump: 1,239
(Hit the needed 1237 on May 26th)

EVENT SCHEDULE
donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES
>Trump Memorial Day D.C. Biker Rally 5/29/16
youtube.com/watch?v=Is-VB73O6nw
>Trump kisses the banners of The Remembrance Project Moms’ children at Anaheim Rally!
youtu.be/fAMZTD_2Jss
>Trump Supporters Thanking Riot Cops in San Diego
twitter.com/BabesForTrump/status/736626581863563265
>Trump in San Diego, CA 5/27/16
youtube.com/watch?v=ljKFZchvV8U

INTERVIEWS
>Katrina Pierson full Interview with Chris Cuomo 06/01/16
youtube.com/watch?v=3j6nND0NxnU
>Trump on Hannity 5/31/16
youtube.com/watch?v=C6nGxq99dC0
>Trump Veteran’s Donations Press Conference 5/31/16
youtube.com/watch?v=nqNnxCO0uVU
>Ben Carson on Fox & Friends 5/30/16
youtube.com/watch?v=DF0FwG0c4vk

ENTERTAINMENT
>Can't Stump the Trump Update
youtube.com/watch?v=Jjrc3H-TE0U
>Donald Trump 2016
youtu.be/XuIMdo77o8g
>Jeb BTFO by Family Guy of all things
youtube.com/watch?v=EHSCiBvsm7w
>Hillary Clinton EVIL REMIX
youtube.com/watch?v=vqYJRc0TJkQ
>KINSEY: Everyone is Sup Forums
youtube.com/watch?v=pmgGe_QUId0

TRUMP RALLY PLAYLIST:
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

SGOPET:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
imgur.com/a/VzlEf

TV/LIVESTREAMS
sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
pastebin.com/BxSqb0Sf

PREVIOUS

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youtube.com/watch?v=ls9S7ny7mWQ
strawpoll.me/10369607
youtube.com/watch?v=khqJRmTOmNE
youtu.be/keKcHoXzFTo
breitbart.com/texas/2016/06/01/3-men-break-border-security-front-breitbart-texas-washington-journal/
lawnewz.com/high-profile/exclusive-law-firm-behind-trump-university-lawsuit-gave-big-money-to-the-clintons/
reddit.com/r/awoo/
youtube.com/watch?v=AxPzszdkAKo
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Trumptards will pay 2000$ for some shitty birthday card, you can't make this shit up

keep it up and you delusional cucks will reache r/sanders levels of delusion

Under budget and ahead of scheduel, Trump would not approve of this. Go and buy with that money The Art of the Deal or something

THIS IS AWOOOOOVMENT

>Mfw I will eventually have to watch David French rallies for my series.

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awoo~

Woah!
New shitpost gypsy. Keep it up

Is he voting for David French?

What are Bernie Sanders odds of winning California?

Believe it or not Trump's winning at the polls

Please leave a message at the beep

You have to #DrenchFrench

youtube.com/watch?v=ls9S7ny7mWQ

reminder trump is for the people

MAGA HYPE!

BIRTHDAY CARD -- MOMENT OF TRUTH RIGHT HERE -- ARE WE GOING AHEAD WITH IT OR NOT?

DON'T BE A BUNCH OF CHEAP CUNTS!

*** VOTE *** VOTE *** VOTE *** VOTE ***

strawpoll.me/10369607

*** VOTE *** VOTE *** VOTE *** VOTE ***

I will ask for a cost breakdown.

>2000$
Why its so expensive?

ANEWWW AWOOOO

Holy shit
he has rallies?

>Libertarian Party confirmed for going full retard

>he thinks he's clever

I hope good.

Say what you will about that commie, I hope keeps winning and weakening shillary's claim.

Could imagine if the impossible happens and he wins the nomination? The absolute devastation Trump would produce in debates. Call him Comrade Sanders right to his face. Fuck it would be glorious.

50/50. His odds of winning the nomination? 0. The look on Bernie supporters faces when he loses? Priceless.

If he's running, I would assume so.

If not, I'll just make fun of him for not holding rallies.

Why are we starting to drop off again?

Don't use the throw away chopsticks. Made in china from recycled garbage and what not. Get some reusable metal ones.

There are Bernie stickers everywhere here, but then again Pasadena is a liberal hellhole. It's 50/50 right now. Maybe 60/40 for Clinton.

Guys help Trump stump David French and Bill Kristol.

See 13:33 he promises to vote for Trump.
>youtube.com/watch?v=khqJRmTOmNE

Given Trump's good relations with female workers, lots of highly paid (and generally higher than male) female execs, how does Trump general feel about Breadwinner wives?

If your wife earned several times more than you, would you take the househusband role? You could spend your days redpilling your kids with a good education, doing trades and crafts and bettering your self, doing a part-time job if you wanted, writing, whatever you wanted.

All you'd have to do is keep the house clean, cook good meals, and let her throw you around the bedroom when she gets home.

Sounds good right?

Breadwinner wives are the least likely cheat of both wives and husbands of both types by the way.

>that barcode

Trump can't be stumped

Or he'd be BTFO'd

Why can't shills see?

*beep

I'm still trying to go to a Hillary Rally. Can you imagine the people that would show up? Does Clinton even Rally, bro?

How about you post what fucking printing company you landed on and how you came to those overpriced fuckers.

nothing disrupts the discussion of Trump in Trump general more successfully than anime. i know 4chin is weeb central but anime on Sup Forums was a rarity until these generals began shopping hats on everyone's waifu

it degrades the threads and there's plenty going on right now that could be discussed. anyone who avatarfags with anime is a manchild

It's possible. Won't do him any good though if he still splits a bit less than half of the delegates with Hillary

Fuck off faggot, no one is giving you money for a "supposed" birthday card, you have a higher chance at the subreddit for sanders to swindle money from idiot anons

voted NO!

>scheduel
Although I'm pretty sure that we can find a cheaper way, fellas

He shouldn't.

pls no steal

How about you stop being a socialist bitch and let people spend their money they way they want.

>His odds of winning the nomination? 0.

Rush speculating on his show today that Hillary gets yanked after the convention, and replaced with Uncle Joe.

Doing it after the convention, when Bernie's followers have "dispersed", to minimize blow-back from them.

go back to syria faggot senpai

He's trying to get votes from the Berners and deny Hillary the nomination. Him and Stone are friends.
At least I hope that's the plan

Seriously, Trump would love that instead of spending $2k on a card, his supporters
DO IT YOURSELVES, UNDER BUDGET AND AHEAD OF SCHEDULE

I called five Manhattan print shops. The first one hung up as soon as I said Australia. The next three had no idea how anyone could ever print a card that size. The last one also couldn't do it, but recommended these guys that do specialty design and printing.

Pollsters are probably leading questions to influence outcomes to make things seem Hillary slanted.

youtu.be/keKcHoXzFTo

advice considered and discarded.

have a nice day Hansel

>let people spend their money they way they want

you must be a NIGGER because this is exactly what niggers do when they get food stamps or some other shit you cuddle them with

>spam the same anime picture every thread
>people get tired of it
>woah look at these shills lets double down on our autism

>Hes back

I honestly hope Bernie wins the nomination. I rather have him win democratic domination than shillary. I honestly like Bernie, shillary I don't like at all.

Figured you'd be able to answer that for us.

We make reddit pay for it and alocate some space for them.

>canada

>"wew lad, Let's check in on the David French rally"
>cut to an empty park on a summer day

Rush Limbaough? LMAOing @ your media choice senpai. And that would devastate our chances of winning, so clearly they won't do that

If anything he will siphon more Bernouts than cucks, I don't see the problem with him running.

>73%
He must have done the isidewith quiz

i hate awoo but i think i hate you more

Because the fire needs MORE MEMES

Open up GIMP
Start shoop-da-whooping some Hillary memes
Ask not what Sup Forums can do for you but what you can do for Sup Forums!

AWOO!

How goes it Trump General?

whens the next video

Yeah, because you know Bernie would get blown out against Trump. inb4 polls. No Socialist is getting elected president. Not yet, anyways

>#Nevertrumpers shill for "muh third parties" and lolbertarians, hoping to steal votes from Trump
>Johnson goes left and steals democrat votes instead

Poetry

breitbart.com/texas/2016/06/01/3-men-break-border-security-front-breitbart-texas-washington-journal/

>Obongo's America

get the fuck out of here you reddit shill

Polling data also has a latency in regards to current events. I'm expecting a sharp increase in trump after yesterday's press conference / anal raping

>spending that much money on a card

If I was an American living in new york, I would do it for less than 50$ materials cost and then hand deliver it to Trump tower on the 14.

That would be more retarded desu. If the Democrats want to do that they need to do it at the convention or right before to minimize blowback.

>lolbertarians

Awoo to u

You need a company that does displays for things like trade shows. They regularly do displays this size.

>Breadwinner wives
>Being this beta

abunch of facebook peeps blocking me for giving counterfacts to their reddit memes

so purty good AWOOOO

Did you not see the trailer I uploaded yesterday (and is in the OP)?

Threadly reminder the law firm behind Trump U lawsuit has given $675,000 to the Clinton's since 2009:

>lawnewz.com/high-profile/exclusive-law-firm-behind-trump-university-lawsuit-gave-big-money-to-the-clintons/

It's almost like he knew what he was doing. He's going to take virtually nothing from Trump.

Can someone photoshop Trump as Karl Franz riding Deathclaw?

>you're a nigger because you spend your earned money on things, just like niggers do with food stamps

Are you fucking retarded?

It's gonna be a back and forth. Everytime Trump hits the rallies or news, more people get to know him. At first, maybe not a lot will pay attention. Those that do, may have questions. So they go back and for, back and forth, but slowly, Trump picks up more and more. So, it'll be an up and down thing for a while.

There is a grey area between printing a word document and paying 2000 dollars for a birthday card.

Is...whoa. Are the lolbertarians secretly working for the God-Emperor?

You did a good job.

Any updates on the Traitor party?

Look at his flag and you'll have your answer.

So look I don't think your card is that great an idea and I'm really skeptical that you would even get the $$ required from people on this Zimbabwean money printing website
BUT
If you did I'd say when crowd funding for the card anything over the 2000 mark should be donated to vets so no one profits off this and hey it'd be a great birthday present too I guess you could say...

Ok back to forever lurking

Shame he talks like a retard.

Maybe, maybe not. Kristol has floated him, but stuff I'm reading so far today is saying French himself hasn't affirmed that he is actually running.

>im the reddit shill

PROOF THAT AWOO FAGGOTS ARE REDDITORS

reddit.com/r/awoo/

Cropped out the relevant part

youtube.com/watch?v=AxPzszdkAKo

He is only 73% retarted

It's true though
Real people save their money into a financial nest-egg, let it grow over time, and spend a very small portion of that growth on frivolities. How many of you niggers actually spend your own direct income on vacations? Or even credit cards?

Ok buddies. First thing would be to know what EXACTLY are we paying for. 2000 bucks is a lot for a bunch of autists.

I recognize this shill

I would also like to add that I printed a coloured A0 paper for literally 20$

is that shit plated with gold?

>Beta
>Having a woman provide for you
>Have a loving wife who devotes her life to you
Inb4 muh definition of a man is that he has to wagecuck b-because...because he does!

Or do you want a woman to give your kids a shit education?

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Always good when they get super mad. True colors are showing this election cycle

David Morrison is a cuck of the highest order and i am ashamed to have had him as chief of army during my service


posting more commies

I can't stop laughing at this holy shit.

Here's the breakdown. These guys must think they're printing lawsuit depositions on it.

Instead of Bernie running independently, Bernouts and maybe some Cruz people will vote for him, thus majorly fracturing the Dems will negligibly impacting Rep, and thereby handing Trump the presidency. Sounds good.