That's my geeeey! I don't know you!

That's my geeeey! I don't know you!

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"I have abs, you have rolls"
At least I'm not a loveless virgin

LOOOOL

Hey Snarf, can me and my bf come to your guys wedding

We probably won't behave but we'll sure as hell be the life of the reception

yikes

Yikes indeed

I've had too many, yet can still type and complete captcha

Kinda wish I still was a virgin tbh.
Sex is pretty overrated.

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god put my permanent stress relief button in my butthole, there wasn't really a choice

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Hunnibuns will be wearing a bridal thong.

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MEOW.

wem. soup?

Did fucking nothing today, and I'm kinda pissed about it.

Sounds brutal. Can we come?

I'm not kidding btw, we'd like to come to your wedding.

God you guys are so fucking gay.

What did I miss?

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I got to get through Valentine's first.

Old Dunkey videos.

I guess you talked about how I'm pushing a wedding soon?

Yeah, last night(?), when Amy was in the thread. The discussion got onto marriage.

What happened?
What'd you say!
Butt!

why didn't you do anythign?

Wem, if me and Snarf have a wedding; Are you going?

Gae bois

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Told him about the 4 year plan.

Spent the day with family. Had no alone time, really.

Do tell

Me and my bf wanna come to your wedding (Well, more me than him lol)

I think it would be fun.

Tbh Rakrul told me on discord, I wanna go tho. Don't blame him.

I WANNA GOOOOOOO

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The baby made me keep the Korok seed guy dancing for her.

He's got nothing. I learned all of this from my mom after he talked to her and my sister about shit.

Can we come? Pleeeasseeeee!

Cease this gay faggotry!

Nah these dudes are in love, they can post whatever they want.

WTF is wrong with men these days.

They learned the truth. Women aren't worth the skin they're encased in.

Lose half your stuff? Fuck a slimy piece of skin until you get tied down with a kid? Pay alimony when she leaves you for some black dude?

Sounds like you're the one who's wrong my friend.

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Only cats will attend our ceremony. I don't care about the reception.

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Cmooooonnnn

I really wanna go..

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That is a fun position to cuddle in.

Until you get dead arm.

I'm not gay, but femboys...

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You're gay.

But I actually have a girlfriend!

who else has a buttplug in?
Just me?

Probably.

She's secretly a man.

Pics.

Oh, trust me, I checked. I was worried she got a sex change after high school, and thankfully, she didn't.

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He's fat, but cute!

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Hey Luc.

Hello

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How do i tell my bf that i don't plan on losing my virginity my whole life. I'm a "top" in the relationship but after being messed up by an old guy spiking my drink and almost raping me im super grossed out by the thought of even getting intimate.
He says he doesn't care about sex but mentions it alooot.

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>Relationship without sex

Yeah, what do i say i mean. Been with him almost two years now but we havent done anything yet.

What's good?

Excellent.

If there's no intimacy, it's over. You need to have a heart to heart, and if you really love this dude, you should trust that he won't screw you over like that old man. Until you can trust again, there's no good relationship to be had.

Nothing really

Had to go into town today. League was sick and my car was having problems so he had to drive.

Pointless relationship

Dude was like 65 man. Fucked me up a bit, should have never gone to that party.
But Its not even trust it just that, with that being my first experience the whole concept is just tainted to me now. I don't want to lose yeah but that whole issu

We have fun, play video games like space rancher and lol and stuff. Talk all the time happily with no issues really

You can keep talking in circles and defending your antics all you want, but that's the honest truth: Until you can trust someone again enough to be intimate, you won't be okay, and unless your partner is okay with not having sex for the whole relationship (which according to you, isn't true), it's not going to last long.

He will eventually find someone else.

So am i just better off being alone now forever?

Sounds like a friendship moreso than a relationship, to be honest.

Until you can get over that one night, and can move on with life and work out your fears and phobias with the one(s) you trust, yes. I helped my girlfriend get over her fear of kissing. And yeah, one bad experience ruined kissing for her for some time.

You will probably be raped again since you are clearly hot enough for someone to attempt to rape you. So not technically forever alone.

Holy shit my sides

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Well there's been two attempts one was just way too close

I sleep now. Goodnight, fags.

Well dont worry about it. Someone will eventually succeed and claim your butthole for their own.

I don't know you, but goodnight!

Yeah, its also hard to be confident when you got a small dick too so.

How small we talking?