Adventure time, Sup Forums!
Rules:
>dubs decides next course of action
>trips decides next course of action and always succeeds
>quads wins the game with their action
>OP will shoop the action and provide a narrative
>rerolls allowed, but discouraged because fuck you
>inventory: sword, shield, torch
>there are three paths: left, right, middle
>wat do?
left
go left
Middle
go right
Climb a tree
Fall on sword and an hero
fuck the paths and blaze a trail through the woods
Jack off then go left
roll
righgt
Shit on the tree
You decide the best course of action is to take the path to your right. Surely it will lead to adventure, treasure, and glorious XP.
After traveling for only a few minutes, the road comes near a stream which quickly turns into a river. Eventually the path leads you to the mouth of a cave.
>wat do?
Shove sword in ass and enter
kek
enter the cave
Before heading inside the cave it's best to equip oneself for danger. You carefully place the sword tip first into the ground and shove it up your sphincter.
>Bee Style Activated!
You cautiously waddle into the cave...
>almost quads
lighten torch
goes home and ends this thread.
You waddle inside the cave, thankfully it's still pretty easy to see by the entrance.
But wait... what's that...?
Click to echolocate my surroundings
save game
take a massive shit
NOOOO
then initiate tard rage to fend away any incoming faggots
Enter river and use massive shit as a floatation device
Oh shit! It's a goblin! And it looks hungry!
You immediately shit yourself, dislodging your sword from your sphincter! The goblin stares at you menacingly, getting an eye for your defenses. It won't be long before it lashes out at you.
>wat do?
Lmao why
throw shit at goblin, then put sword where it belongs
swing the shit covered end of the sword at it, holding it by the blade
Shit in hand and throw it at goblin.
Shove my stinky turd in the goblin's mouth
attack the goblin and force him to eat the shit
turn around and shit in goblins eye
kys
heheheh
Suck that goblin dick
attmpt to fart on goblin balls
autistic screech and start jerking off towards the goblin
Cock punch the goblin.
nice
Topkek
suck your shit into your mouth with the sword an then spit it at the gobloin like a shittie caca spear
dig a hole and put your dick into the ground
You get close in an attempt to give the goblin the good succ...
...
What happens if someone rolls quints?
Enslave Goblin with your +10 magical cock sucking powers, ride goblin like a horse.
>The goblin succs you
forcefully felate the goblin, then bite it's dick off for critical damage
Punch his scrote and run away like a little girl.
Barrel roll towards its dick
grab his girthy goblin cock and go to town on it
...and it chops your fucking head off.
What the fuck did you expect?
Challenge the goblin to an oiled up naked wrestling match a la gachimuchi
Dubs = revive cus palidin shit and give the goblen some sloppy dopey ass dome
:3
Not.much
Come back from the dead and regrow your head, Kick the goblin in the dick
>rolling for resurrection
Relroll cus paldin
ok can we have an actual adventure this time without faggots taking shits and sucking off goblins?
this
Reincarnate as goblin
And lukt number 3n
WE BACK IN IT
no
Roll
Then it uses your head as its personal fuckhole. Because why not?
New Game? Y/N
Y
ye
N
Y
y
trips
N
no
Resurrect
Adventure time, Sup Forums!
Rules:
>dubs decides next course of action
>trips decides next course of action and always succeeds
>quads wins the game with their action
>OP will shoop the action and provide a narrative
>rerolls allowed, but discouraged because fuck you
>inventory: sword, shield, torch
>there are three paths: left, right, middle
>right leads to a cave where a goblin killed you because you're incontinent
>wat do?
Y
Go left
kill self
Backwards
mid
re
Go right
succ off the gob
Go right and pretend to be a spooky ghost to scare the goblin
kek
Put our faith in the holy father Jesus Christ and begin our life as missionary who wants convert goblins form savages to believers!
Go to the location of death and retrieve souls
You head down the right path, eventually finding a stream that flows by the wayside which eventually turns into a river. After some time, you come to the entrance of a cave. All the while you're traveling, you're pretending to be a spooky ghost and yell "Boo!" at any passersby. That'll show that goblin!
You faintly recall there being a goblin or two inside this cave. Perhaps some preparations are in order...
lighten the torch
Enter the cave as a ghost of vengeance and rip the goblins heart out with your bare hands
Shove sword up butt
Prepare my boipucci for a good ass fucking
Smear own shit on face as camouflage
your friend Jared Fogle comes along and offers to join you on your journey
Take out sword and speak in Japanese to waifu pillow
Enter water and see how long we can hold our breath
KEK