It brings me comfort to be a retired...

it brings me comfort to be a retired, gentle giant marksman wizard who gently trundles through normal draft in the future
trundling through my games is all I do anymore
to simultaneously play every role better than probably anyone in the game i queued up with, but content to farm the same 90 creeps in 10 minutes i've farmed for 7 seasons
i have the most fun that way
it is just satisfying on a base level to efficiently scale and then wield my power in terrible displays of overconfidence and aggression
in complete silence
it is my greatest desire to say not a single word and recieve 4 honors for going 12 and 2 every game in a 15 kill game
you dont have to play a lot to have fun
i enjoy league way more after i stopped caring about ranked
Today
im glad i grinded it though
because now i'm capital G good
and i just have this mastery over every game
where even when i lose, i could care less
i enjoy buying items, and watching other people get unhappy getting mad at video games
talking people off the nigger cliff is super enjoyable
you search for that shen's humanity after he calls his yi jungle a faggot
calm rising tensions
quietly make excellent call after excellent call
you have to be able to appreciate when the enemy team has made several good plays and they will probably win
because you want the enemy to be impressed when you play well
it is merely respect

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Shame you didn't spend that time mastering punctuation.

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>tfw confused but turned on by twitch with nipple
and dick piercing

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what the fuccks wrong with you people?

Enjoying some league the right way.