SECRETS THREAD? SECRETS THREAD

SECRETS THREAD? SECRETS THREAD.

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or not

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I got to massage my cousins legs and hips tonight XD

did he get a boner?

No she didn't but I did

I botched my finisher on purpose just so my booker/trainer changes it.

I think there's something wrong with my dick. Like at the tip if you look at it my urethra has like a split in it where one hole goes to my bladder and one hole goes to nothing and I'm really fucking concerned. I brought it up to some friends after a night of drinking and talking about random shit and they all were like "Nah man we don't have that"

I'm a virgin but I have had a few opportunities, sometimes I was right there about to do it

I love my wife, but I occasionally fuck hookers, and I had a mistress when I was working overseas.

>really concerned
>chooses to bring it up on Sup Forums instead of with a medical professional
pick 1

I am human not a ferret, my secret biggest

One step closer to her pussy

these days if you can choose what gender(s) you want to be then you can be a ferret if you want to and no one can say otherwise unless they want to be sued and put in jail

I'm not medically concerned about it. I don't think I'm gonna die or some shit. I am kinda curious on if my dick is deformed somehow tho. Why would I call up my doctor to be like "Ay my dick looks weird" when I could just talk about it with you cucks anonymously

at least post a pic so we can help diagnose/laugh at it

So you have the answer to the question is my dick deformed? Like this is basic shit

If she lets me I would be in heaven

my gf taught my 10yo niece how to shave her pussy

This was hard as fuck to take soft, but here. Laugh away

Bitch look at the picture and help me

Wtf you talking about?

lupus

Your f2f is a keeper.

my uncle sucked me off when i was 12 and i liked it

f2f? i dont listen to hip hop..

I am pro-wrestler and my booker/trainer forced a stupid tall guy finisher on me. I screwed it up on purpose so he would give me a new one.

so last week?

what the fuck is a finisher

A move that normally ends the match but in modern wrestling its called a signature move. Its a move that is famous for being used by a wrestler.

i dk but it sounds pretty homosex

lol

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I bought condoms for my 12yo niece

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I don't get trans people. I don't have any ill feelings, only confusion

are they really even "people?"

I showered with a 9yo girl earlier tonight

Up for debate, I guess. I mean, they are human by the loosest definition affordable, so there's that

yeah, it's just easier to pretend they dont exist. live and let live

i tried girl shoes and I liked it a lot

i fucked my current gf’s 4 best friends, she only knows about two. pic related: gf.

you should try putting your penis in a girl's vagina, you probably wont like it but u never know.

i went to vsiti my relativse and when my garndma, i got a. i didnt mean to thuogh

your gf has fucked your friends as well

steadyhealth.com/topics/2-holes-on-penis

weve all been there

sometimes i wish, but she’s about as asexual as they come.

Well shit...

not normal, tip didnt develop all the way, interesting

Maybe its something vestigial? I wouldn't worry too much; if it hasn't caused problems so far, it's unlikely to do so in the future. I'd still bring it up with your doctor though, better safe than sorry.

I had to make some adolescent boys strip naked and expose different body parts. I feel bad because they looked embarrassed.

nice

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OP is a fag.

her age?

I masturbated a 9yo earlier tonight

wtf you guys don't choose your finishers yourself?

Childhood ruined.

C'mon just because someone has a mental disability doesn't mean he stops being human. He's just less of a human, okay?

I enjoy fapping on omegle type sites with girls of a questionable age

you should try putting a dick into your asshole, you probably won't like it but you never know.

I am in deep, gay, pure, romantic love with Sengoku Nadeko from the Monogatari Series. I'm pretty young, have a job, and I'm going to college in the fall. I'm successful and happy. Just in love with a cartoon character.

A rather unpopular opinion I also hold true (first user), but apparently diagnosing people is a hate crime nowadays, so I just keep quiet. Dysphoria people, look it up

I can do the charleston so, so well, but no one deserves to see it in all its glory so I only do it alone, usually in the bathroom

Science is not a popularity contest.

If you have a condition that makes you want to cut your dick off, your mentally ill, it's as simple as that. If you want to mutilate a perfectly healthy body because your brain has some fucked up problem with it's appearance, it's not a fucking problem of the body. It's a fucking problem of the brain, and that's the most obvious thing ever.

A208045

I been fapping to this guy's videos for a couple days now

who hasnt

yeah, well I'm a white male in collage, so my "opinion" on the subject wouldn't matter. Godspeed user, you glorious bastard

My brother touched me when I was young, he would wait until I was asleep and would touch my peen. Sometimes he would grab both his and mine and rub them. I always faked being asleep because I wasn't sure of what was going on. He is 10 years older than me. Last time he did something like that I was 9.


Years later I found out that he did those things because he was abused by our uncle, which explains why we never went to visit him, walked away if we ran into him, why my brother would look terrified if someone mentioned him and why he punched said uncle when I was around 7, he [the uncle] was passig by the park where I was playing and started ro talk to me, saying I was a pretty boy, my brother came in that moment and just punched him square in the nose and dragged me home.

I have never told my brother that I know what he did and how it made me feel. He was in therapy for a while after he finally accepted what had happened to him. He is married now and has two daughters.


I must confess that sometimes I worry and pray that he is not hurting them in any way.

well, hide your power level for now Sup Forumsro, but know that the times they are a-changin'...

Every morning my housemate leaves for work before me,
The front door has barely closed and im in her room sniffing her freshly used panties from the day/night before. If she's in a rush and im quick enough they're still warm.

Shes not much to look at. Butterface and tits with a bit of a sag, But they're big and i would like the vent my frustrations about living with her and take it all out with some good old fashion hate sex.

She doesn't wear a bra on hot days, and occasionally wears white cotton tops, fabric clings to her breasts as she lays on the couch.
She also smells a bit musky.

(Pretty sure shes gay though so i gave up trying things with her, plus dont wanna date just wanna fuck a few times whenever im bored)

You "had" to come on man you with your Sup Forumsros be real with us

interesting job you've got there.

I'm currently dating a fit 9/10.
great hair
looks after herself.
tall
could use slightly bigger rack but the sex is pretty good.

I still message my fat slam piggy i was fucking before her and get her to send me pics to jerk it too. Girlfriend has to go away for work in a month. Tempted to go slam that piggy but really like the girl im seeing.

I just get diamond hard thinking about fucking fatties : (

>i regret getting my prince albert: the post

wat

He says you should admit that you liked seeing them naked, because why would you post it in this thread otherwise.

I have a hard time shitting so I always have to put toilet paper around my finger, and stick my finger up my ass to trigger a bowel movement. Even then I still spend forever in the bathroom because my body hates me and just won't let me fucking shit no matter what I take to help it or no matter what I eat.
I hate myself for it.

This is getting so old. Who cares?

No they're not

I have car shaped finger with a little friend of my best mom inside

I spread my wife's nudes and doxed her on Sup Forums. Now anyone can Google her name and find them. Fuck videos too.

I don't find these threads entertaining anymore.

Why?

...

Because it made my dick hard. I came buckets when they found her and started posting her social media pics in the thread.

Same. I was too much of a pussy, and still am.

that's what we use alcohol, amphetamines or cocaine for, kids.

Why would you want to have sober sex in the first place.

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doesn't work like that the prince

bf let me fuck his twin as a one time thing, i constantly have dreams about doing it again. i want to get double teamed by them, twin in the back and my bfs dick in my mouth doggy style

Snail best girl

used to have my balls and cock licked by dog, used to blow my cousin when we were both in our 14, used to jerk on childporn, used to swallow my own sperm.. I organized a round up with police to catch two guys, i was pretty bad ass acting and they never realized i was part of the team.. occasionally i suck cocks.. i guess its all..

i sent dickpics to all the hot girls i knew
alot of them dont talk to me anymore
one of them now fucks me regularly

my father molested me, but the worst part is I kinda liked it, and I hate myself for it

My roommate had his GF come visit him this weekend at school. We all got drunk. He passed out. I fucked his GF five feet away from him, and she told me shes been wanting to fuck me since we met.

Some were good looking, but I felt bad because they were embarrassed.

I suck guys off at a gloryhole at my local gas station

After 5 yrs I meet my ex and I'm still into her QQ