Met your mom yesterday pal

met your mom yesterday pal

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*unsheathes katana* Hope you know who you're messing with bud.

saw you in your room bud. you were shitposting i guess.
drank lots of your mom's milk
ha ha ha

shes not my mom just some dumb whore who follows me around

your mom said you were a decent kid. why speak ill of your mommy?

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My moms too fat to fuck people and she's a terrible mother.
Next pointless thread?
Seriously think of anything creative.

kek butthurt
>creative
then go to some other board m8

NOOOOOO, don't take away mummy. I was mummy's good boy! Everything was perfect until you showed up!

bet you never made your mom happy like this

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Well, actually...

I know, I was there
remember that bit where she made you wear the blindfold~?

your mom's milk cans were on display for everyone m8

Do go on, esteemed gentleman

he is just crafting lies m8.
i will show you what his mom and me did

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*tips fedora*

who is this artist??

What the hell were you doing in my moms grave you sick basterd

takasugi kou

your mom was alive and bouncing nicely on my cock, you mongrel.
what the hell you did with your sweet mother?

Nice thread