Daily reminder:

Daily reminder:

When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex.
Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities .
It was over before it even began.

Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about

Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of jock friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity. Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.

THIS WILL NEVER BE YOU
ITS OVER

Damn nigga your depressed
life is not about all that! just take somemore drugs, then everything is ok (:

t. loser

you wanna try not posting this every fuckin day?

when i was 15, i was playing video games every day with my gf, before and after we had sex.

jocks were cookie cutter faggots who mostly had daddy issues

...

Bump

Lol football. Want to get mountains of pussy. Play guitar and play in band be mildly attractive. You will drown in the pussy

Me in High School:
>Football Player, but not athletic (benchwarmer)
>Actually a Punk Kid
>Hung out in the A/V classroom watching Netflix and playing Diablo III
>Gamer, closet Otaku
>Straight Edge
>Heavyset
>Lost virginity at 17 in my car
>Had a hidden knack for acting (theater)

Me now:
>21
>Comm Media Major
>President of Anime Club
>Producer of Campus TV show about Vidya (Think X-Play or Attack of the Show for gaming)
>Lots of Friends
>Diverse Musical Taste
>Still dress Punk and have Punk mindset though
>Smoke cigars
>Drink to get drunk, but only every so often-- not an alcoholic
>Still Heavyset
>Slept with 7 people, with a 7.9/10 gf for over a year

Pretty happy.

Me in High School:
>Football Player, but not athletic (benchwarmer)
>Actually a Punk Kid
>Hung out in the A/V classroom watching Netflix and playing Diablo III
>Gamer, closet Otaku
>Straight Edge
>Heavyset
>Lost virginity at 17 in my car
>Had a hidden knack for acting (theater)

Me now:
>21
>Comm Media Major
>President of Anime Club
>Producer of Campus TV show about Vidya (Think X-Play or Attack of the Show for gaming)
>Lots of Friends
>Diverse Musical Taste
>Still dress Punk and have Punk mindset though
>Smoke cigars
>Drink to get drunk, but only every so often-- not an alcoholic
>Still Heavyset
>Slept with 7 people, with a 7.9/10 gf for over a year

Pretty happy tbh

When I was 15 I was in a ska band, raiding 3 times a week and fucking my current wife.

I quit reading your thread.

Lol. Life isn't just about getting bitches my dude. Just go and do what you like to do, just have a good time. Obsessing over women isn't going to get you anywhere.

cant you just establish a friend circle to peddle this retarded bullshit to?

Huh. Shit. Sorry for double-posting, everyone.

Tired as all hell. Mate's 21st was last night, so this is one of the rare occasions I had mentioned.

"sorry i copy pasted this story twice and changed the last word "

Nah, I went to post it, and forgot to type "tbh". I added that in, was told that I fucked up the captcha. Re-did it and posted. A really easy mistake to make, actually.

>looser at captcha
>looser at writing a couple words
>looser in real life

fuck off

Aight. I need to get some sleep anyways.

bruh you could say that exact same thing for someone who did all that stuff and then just got older and graduated
so life is over for everyone virgins and jocks then
or the actual best time is being 30-50 with hot wife who wasn't a slut fucking jocks in highschool

Most jocks after highschool become Fucking losers lmao

So much wrong with this thread.

A. The amount if sec in high school is wildly exaggerated

B. Many many many people find their style in college.

>tfw I lost my virginity at 18 and have fucked 15 women since then
>still autistic/socially awkward as fuck
>don't care at all
>lmao

Nobody was unaware of 15 year olds having sex but you, OP.
Also
>Life is all about being YOUNG and cool
45 year old who still wears his class ring detected

Dude, that guy in the pic WAS me 10 years ago. Don't presume to know anything because you obviously know both jack and shit.

let's pretend we never saw this thread before

A loser happy with its shitty life instead of a loser being depressed and lookin up to people just because they have sex.

I'm 33 and lost my virginity to my high school sweetheart. She had never put anything inside of her pussy in her entire life. I turned that prude into a cockwhore. btfo op

Lol, all of those “peaked in high school” jocks are either used car salesmen, realtors, or insurance salesmen with fat guts and receding hairlines. Still basking in the glory of yesteryear, their high school sweetheart wives left them, and they aren’t smart enough to get a job that pays over 50k. If you are young, don’t strive to be the cool jock. It’s so temporary, you will win in the long run! Do good in school, and develop your social skills. I guarentee you will be married to a hot sexy milf someday. And be nice to the not so hot women you meet in your teen years. They will turn hot later in life and have brains and beauty.

4ch needs to bring back the sage function.

If only I wasn’t such a shy faggot and fucked one of the half dozen girls that had a crush on me. Maybe then I wouldn’t be a 26yo virgin that lives at home with his mother and doesn’t work because anxiety issues. If only I could get a second chance at being a normal human and getting to experience what should have been the best years of my life.
Does anyone know how to time travel?

It’s not too late. 26 isn’t that old! Pull up your pants, go to school, or just get an entry level job somewhere and work your ass off, get your own place and start asking some ladies out! It’s as simple as it sounds. Or just stay at your moms and keep feeling sorry for yourself.

Because this is the true standard of living, surely.

To be a drawn out high school stereotype...

I was a beautiful young man, but had a personality consisting of toxic disgust/indifference towards all mankind which very quickly stripped the wind out of the sails of those trying to pursue me.

The ones who hated themselves enough to see past my personality issues, but were otherwise smart enough and diligent enough to sneak past my contempt for normal people became my friends/lovers, but generally became lost to their own self-hate.

And getting STDs was not your chance of love because you don't have any jock friends to boast about in school as the presidents coins your group the walking deceased.

Me in School:
>no sports
>no subculture
>no interests
>normal build
>virgin
>no knack

Me now:
>24
>engineering major
>no subculture
>no interests
>no friends
>degenerating music taste
>don't smoke
>don't drink
>lost virginity at maybe 22 or 23. to a tranny prostitute
>slept with maybe half a dozen escorts
>never had relationship

not happy =(

>Drink to get drunk, but only every so often-- not an alcoholic
sounds like drinking problem to me
>Slept with 7 people, with a 7.9/10 gf for over a year
men don't count, it should be minus one for every man who fucked you

Same shit here, user, except I'm 30. It feels so wrong to be in the position that I'm in because I'm not ugly, and I'm a musician (a fucking good one too), but I've just stumbled into so many pitfalls along the way (a few of which were health related).

I used to want to get married and all that stuff, but now I've completely decided against it because the people who missed out on the best years of their lives always have a mid-life crisis, and I wouldn't want to put someone through that kind of turmoil. I just want to be a hedonist now to make up for it.

i agree dude

Hahahaha, I enjoy seeing this post.

OP, is a mad troll. 95% of Sup Forums gets butthurt by this post.

>having sex instead of playing WoW and obscure Japanese PS3 games
Sounds shit fampai
Also every self proclaimed 'chad' I've met is an egotistical ads hole. Would rather be a virgin and a good person tbh

You’re 100% right. Once I lose some weight and get back into a proper sleep routine I’m really gonna try to make a change this year
Same here. My whole life I wanted nothing more than to get married and start a family but now I dread thinking about seeing my kids go through the same shit I have. If I ever have kids I’ll probably adopt or inherit some from a single mom I’ll most likely end up with.
Midlife crisis is just one of those things most people go through. You’re already aware of it so just be conscious about it when it hits

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

I was pretty popular in school had a shit ton of friend's hanged with the kl kids played sports, video games done all the dumb shit im 24 now and a fucking loser. Work temp jobs on construction sites, depressing as fuck i cant do it for long, now i just watch youtube and lurk on pol, if i could do it again i would concentrate on getting an education, and make something of myself feel like joining the army is my only option now

This kind of self delusion and denial will only ride with you so far. Deep down you KNOW you fucked up, it's honestly better to face it sooner rather than later so that you can be a functioning sexual human being and not the creepy weirdo everyone avoids at work because he gives girls "creepy" vibes

Being better than some asshole chad doesn't make you a good person btw

> brags about getting highschool pussy while in highschool
> clearly never went to university where the real plundering of highschool pussy begins
Your future in short order:
- all your jock friends will never change
- your best years are behind you
- your highschool sweetheart has a 90% chance of becoming a roastie
- you're going to be saddled with kids before truely savoring life
> enjoy that 50/50 chance of losing half your shit by your mid 30's

I know OP is copypasta.. but probably also still in highschool too.

e_e I dunnow man can't tell if some of this shit is sincere ether way 8/10

You are correct, I was and I still am exactly that. But I have a friend just like me, and we have too much time on our hands and we are both huge assholes. We noticed that the passwords to enter the online register were always 1234 and only the username changed, but they were all consecutive numbers (3345; 3346; 3347 and so on). So, one day, on New Year's Eve we decided to brute force the online register. We spent the whole night trying every combination and we ended up with the anagraphic of about 200 people. If someone did something wrong to us we subscribed them to all sort of pay services, making him/her pay.

Not looser than your mom though

Honestly I didn't fuck up. Sure I never had sex but hey I had some fucking great times with friends and I wouldn't change a fucking thing.
Also yes I get being above stereotypical 'chad' types isn't an accomplishment but I do try to be a good person simply because I believe that I should treat others like how I want to be treated.
I'm perfectly happy with myself because I am me.

Weak bait

Me in School:
> moody as fuck cuz parents divorced and left alone/abandoned for long periods of time (weeks)
> no friends
> tested highly, failed most of my classes
> original spear fishing master-race of fucking hot chicks from other schools via chatting them up over the internet (before it was creepy to do that)
> fucked easily 30+ 6 virgins
> into sports, but couldn't ever participate because of failing grades
> no drugs/smoking/drinking
Me now:
> 43
> independently wealthy -- won the stock market lottery
> no friends
> weight fluctuates a lot with my emotional state
> drink once in a while to stay "social"
> spear fished a scorching hot Asian while touring Australia -- somehow she was a virgin still (in before bullshit! She used to be chubby)
> getting married in July
> still moody, less violently
> biggest fear is finding out I'm just the worthless sack of shit I was back in school

OP please stop being a virgin

I had this in high school but I wasn't a jock and we didn't look at the stars but we hung out at the lake. Maybe it was because I was the black dude that hung out with a bunch of white kids and the girls got curious. Oh well, it was a good time, wouldn't go back to it though.

Stale copy pasta Kys fatass everyone knows ur a virgin that's mad at the world

>being white and playing football

lmao. better hope some CFL team needs to fill a spot in their practice squad

>I'm perfectly happy with myself because I am me.

Still so young, still so fresh and naive
One day you'll wake up from your delusions and you're gonna remember this thread because it was your chance to wake up early and get working on being a normal human. Unfortunately when you do wake up it will be too late

Depends on your state. In Texas and Florida those all white school are pretty beast. In New York not anymore

>Hey dude you're happy, you're just deluded and not a normal human being
This sounds a lot like projection user...
Anyway I'm gonna go play Yakuza 0

Stop trying to ruin the happiness of a person. This is what trolls do

Yeah just like you will never know what its like to fuck a 19 year old with your wife.

Channeling m'y inner US retard, Writer this article, feel good about myself

it is a projection, completely
you sound exactly like me when I was delusional

Why does this get posted every day?

Yeah, yeah, life is all about being a popular, virgin fucking jock.

Until you graduate high school and have to sell propane and propane accessories. Hope you married that virgin girlfriend.

Me in High School:
>Football Player, but not athletic (benchwarmer)
>Actually a Punk Kid
>Hung out in the A/V classroom watching Netflix and playing Diablo III
>Gamer, closet Otaku
>Straight Edge
>Heavyset
>Lost virginity at 17 in my car
>Had a hidden knack for acting (theater)

Me now:
>21
>Comm Media Major
>President of Anime Club
>Producer of Campus TV show about Vidya (Think X-Play or Attack of the Show for gaming)
>Lots of Friends
>Diverse Musical Taste
>Still dress Punk and have Punk mindset though
>Smoke cigars
>Drink to get drunk, but only every so often-- not an alcoholic
>Still Heavyset
>Slept with 7 people, with a 7.9/10 gf for over a year

Pretty happy.

>7.9/10 gf

What are you, trying to sell her? You put 7.9 because YOU like her, but there's no way in hell she's an 8. Admit it. There's no shame in it, but she's a hard 7, if that.

Imagine being so baseless as a human that your main concern is your pussycount. Why do your friends care so much about your dick, you gay bro?

when i was 15 i was fucking whores and shooting heroin

>diablo 3
>highschool

No wonder you lie so much, you’re an underage faggot.

When you were 15?
>Can't legally smoke
>Can't legally drink
>Can't legally drive
>Can't legally have sex
>Still living with parents
>Still in education

Sneaking out at night? That one made me laugh. Underage confirmed. .

2/10 for effort. Same old bread

>7.9/10 gf for over a year
>7.9
>7(POINT)9

Your gf is a chubby pale brunette girl who loves not only anime (even though she doesnt understand it) but moreso she's a disney girl

>Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about

OK Uncle Rico. If your best days of your life are in HS you're in for a long, sad life that will end in suicide in the dumpster out behind the Cinnabon you work at.

beta user confirmed

not this thread again, I was fucking your mummy OP when I was 15 and sorry Sup Forumsrothers he's mah mistake

upvoting this

Spoiler, she wasn't a virgin, she fucked a gay dude

when i was 15 i was shooting whores and fucking heroin

Why are so many people responding this shit. It pops up Mon thru Friday every week, and is obviously a product from a Russian Troll factory. Why waste your time feeding the communists?

Because they sure as fuck can't feed themselves

Me until 17:
> Normal kid in HS
> Have friends
> Virgin, but it was still normal
> Good grades
> Fucking good at boxing
17-21:
> Health problems kick in
> In short: skin, liver, tyrhoid and kidneys all fucked
> I can't sprint, lift weights or anything
> Somehow lost virginity at 19
> Quite a depressing period, all day at home doing essentially nothing
21-25:
> Recover at 21, health is right
> Get in shape, recover hobbies
> Finish Bachelor
> Move out of my parents'
> Finish Masters
25-now:
> Few friends, but of good quality
> Have sex 20 times/year on average (no stable gf)
> Shitty job, I hope I can find something better.

Most high school relationships lasted less than a month OP.

I didn't lose my virginity till I was 19 and that was with a girl I ended up dating for 2 years, it was worth it.

OH FUCK HERE WE GO AGAIN

Lost my virginity at 13.

...

>high school
>Diablo iii
Post disregarded.

OP is projecting again

>Not doing both
At least WoW was good back then

>When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, already having sex. Having a huge group of outcasted friends.

fixd

Two of my bullies who were jocks both died of OD'ing on drugs lmao

OP, stop watching so many movies and get real, faggot. Don't blame your short comings on that fantasy of what you think the real world is based off of cheesy chick flicks.

Hello kid, i know you came here during the fappening with all the other cool kids, just lurk, we don't like you.

your glory days are dead and gone, mine are ahead of me. ha ha, fuck you faggot.

..... says the fucking virgin 15-year-old. biologically, you're wrong, by the way, fuckface. we enter our primes around 21-24, not when we're fucking infants in high school.
and trust me, by the time you reach this age (23), you'll be pretty jaded by the whole idea of "innocence." Trust me, by definition, virgins are NOT good at fucking. You don't know it until you've fucked a virgin AND a non-virgin, but there's sexual experience you gain through life, through various partners and hook-ups and whatnot, that's pretty indispensable in sex as a whole, and it is quite obvious when someone hasn't had those. Not that that's bad or wrong, but it is simply TRUE. Virgins mostly tense up, get anxious, and lie still during the encounter (Depending on how sexually explorational they were before they lost their virginity, though considering it's a woman, and she could've had sex anytime if she wanted, she was likely not too into it) and usually don't last that long before the pain overtakes them. Sometimes, it shocks them, and they stop right away. This is, obviously, even after proper foreplay and an emotional connection/trust, because it's all they know how to do at that point in their sexual journeys.
By the way, everyone in high school is failing in the course of life, because whether you were like me, generally an outcast, unloved, or like a few of my friends, jocks, big-time big-boys, nobody is getting nearly as much play as everyone says/thinks they are, and it makes no difference whether you are or not.
At 17, I lost my virginity and didn't have sex again after that until I was early 19 (Long story). At 23, I have had sex with 32 women, five (Maybe six. . . . One girl seemed to be lying, but who cares -- we were pretty drunk) virgins, all of which were the least pleasant of my experiences.

TL;DR -- OP is a faggot.

When I was 15 I was having sex, and I've been a fat fuck since I was a child. Get over it, loser.

I was infamous in high school, I was never cool but I was the king of the weird kids and got pussy and turned down more. You just need balls and bitches will follow. I wasn't very good looking either, skinny fag until the summer after then I had a bit of an athletic build and now after 3.5 years of lifting, I have a very good build and my partner count slowed down and I'm happier now.
Do your own thing, there's way more to life than pussy. Like having 2 1080ti's and a vive.

I believe you op, the important thing is that you believe it

I think someone peaked in high school.

i'm not an attractive male and I was having sex at 15

sounds similar to me user, life aint bad

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