Let's assume Terry Crews is going to be starring in a Netflix Original Series

Let's assume Terry Crews is going to be starring in a Netflix Original Series.

If you have the power to decide what it's about, what do you have it be about?

(Also someone should archive this thread & come back in 6-9 months)

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just a camera guy following him around

have it about him coping with the crippling isolation of being self aware blackie with big fingers and a small phone and an unyielding desire to see joan baez in concert because her quacker philosophizing has really touched him in the way his grandmothers soulful rendition of happy birthday did as an unappreciated teenage breadwinner.

gay porn. 26 episodes per season, 15 seasons. Hardcore.

Barracuda in Punisher.

We can call it
>Terry Kinos

he is a mississippi padlewheel captain on a luxury gambling boat. every episode he resolves problems with the crew and passengers, and sometimes solves crimes.

Science fiction blaxploitation show where he goes on space adventures and beats up aliens and makes sweet chocolate love to the alien women.

Maybe has a robot sidekick? Undecided.

Can I go back in time and make him Luke Cage?

yeah i loved pluto nash

A follow up to Everybody Hates Chris where Terry Crews stars as Chris Rock's elderly, dementia-suffering father who never leaves his nursing home. Chris Rock guest stars in four of twelve episodes.

His life before the Spice.

It will be called try and the last episode will be his mind willing his body after a stroke and phantasmagoric season finale to spell out the minimal amount of letters to enunciate his name and his clone who has usurped his vacuous unsatisfying life will rustle his lenny kravitz sons wavy hair and say "turry. Turry" as the camera pans up and away spasmodically following the flight of terrys recently departed soul.

Redman as his robot sidekick C3P-DOPE, he is a servant robot that got implanted the memories of an 1980's gangster.

Also Kat Williams as a space smuggler and Dave Chappele as an insane Emperor from a distant planet.

It's just Luke Cage again but more over-the-top and camp and with Charlie Murphy playing Cottonmouth and Dave Chappelle as Rick James playing Pops

A mockumentary of a Mike Tyson-esque boxer. Getting out of prison, having a failed return to the sport and trying to use what fame he has left to become a successful stan-up comedian.

It's just two straight hours of Terry Crews motor boating Kat Dennings' chest and caboose.

Kyle Brown is a great suburban Dad: He's a master of the barbecue, of home repair, and of playing baseball with the kids. But sometimes Kyle can get a little... enthusiastic. Like the time he installed solar panels on the local water tower to give the whole neighborhood free power. Or the time he hired a Baltimore Oriole to teach Kyle Jr. how to swing a bat. Or the time he assembled a flying lawnmower from a hangglider and a buzzsaw so he could trim the top of his neighbor's elm tree. Yes, Kyle always has good intentions, he's just a little too... enthusiastic.

Show title: "Enthused." Comedy. Coming to a laptop near you in fall 2017.

him going on a pokemon/anime style TO BE THE VERY BEST type show where he goes to korea, to be the greatest E-Sports champion of the world.

he already has a youtube channel devoted to his gaming and computer builds.

I don't care about Terry Crews. He's loud, obnoxious, unfunny, and has zero acting or comedic chops.

>its about a guy, a family man, whos struggling with his online porn addiction
>it starts with him finding his life in ruins
>wife wont let him see the kids and is talking about divorce
>job is up in the air since he doesnt seem to show up for work
>loses track of time during his hours and hours of edging
>it will follow his downfall and then his redemption
all it needs is a title
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A former pro football player who's suffered several concussions and has to rebuild his life after blacking out and beating his family.
He undergoes experimental brain treatment, and in the second season he has psychic powers that he uses to travel to an alternate earth where the jim crow south never ended.
It's called Trauma.

HAHAHA WUUUUUUT

what kind of porn do you think he was addicted to?

space bawls 3, a tribute to space bawls 2.

Wrecking Crew, the newest Marvel series about a guy that obtains the crowbar equivalent of Thors hammer and his struggle with morality as he succumbs to villainy in order to save those he loves from the pressures of the modern world.

Basically Marvel does Breaking Bad.

Product Placement driven Old Spice show where he gives the stuff to betas then they fight a monster of the week represntation of un-manlieness

Alright guys it's OP again. He's actually getting a series. My friend is a cameraman & got hired to work on it.

They start filming next month. It's going to be a "smaller production", or so he says. So it won't be cape shit

Captain Planet

>If you have the power to decide what it's about, what do you have it be about?
his jerk off porn addiction

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>If you have the power to decide what it's about, what do you have it be about?

He is the GM of a 'new fitness' style gym with hipsters, deadlifts and crossfit. He oversees a crew of chads, stacys and burnouts while trying to still achieve GAINZ