Confess

Confess

Raped a doggo

I had sex with a dog

I had a sex with a canine

I once managed to suck my own dick and haven’t been able to ever since

oh no

Not this fucking thread again holy shit.

^^^

i boned my pet

Same here, but it was my dog's dick. He was neutered soon after, so I can't really suck it now.

I fucked a puppy

Fuck you.

Had butt sex with Sparky

Dog.

muh hajwaiian sistr

Had intercourse with a member of the Canis Lupus family.

I had sex with Jesus. Jesus is what I called my dog.

fuck

I took my dog to the pound.. .

OP is mad that we're all confessing our dogfucking sins

I honka honka a doggo

I put my hotdoggo in my neighbour's doggo

fucked a dog and ate it's pussy

I cum in my dog mouth

>2018
>not fucking your own dog
I thought we were better than this

manufactured, trafficked and sold full auto glocks to niggers in Ny...now for an actual sin i once went on reddit

Sostuve relaciones sexuales con un perrito

Dog was sick, needed suppository. Dog wasn't really sick, suppository was penis

i rub my cock all over garments that i know my female colleagues are going to wear the next day

r/sexwithdogs, I presume

holy fuck i know spanish

I stole a bagel. Of course by bagel, I mean dog, and by stole, I mean had sex with. And by a, I mean my.

I can't take it anymore,the pressure, this job made me an alcoholic!Sometimes I envy the simple folk.

Dogs don't wear clothes, user.

nah more into forced fellatio on snapping turtles and sexual assault of gorillas ie ape rape

last summer I touched a guy's penis. (I'm a guy)

I had mutual consent sex with gf without getting married...

>holy shit
>I see what you did there

I broke Sup Forums and stopped everyone from creating image replies

I did it to get rid of all these forced fucking memes that normies are pushing. No more LOGics, no more bananas, no more umad whiteboi, none of that shit.

I feel like I've done god's work. I might keep it up until Sup Forums begins to revert back a few years and we lose the normies

How did a dog give consent?

And by gf i mean my dog with a wig, and by mutual consent i mean rape

Handshake

Seriously referencing clash Royale?

Cancee

I fucked my mom in the ass while she was ¨sleeping ¨ she cried but never tried to stop me.

I once had a dog. There may have been intercourse.

I let a human fuck my ass. I'm a dog

I opened a brothel for dog lovers

Son of a bitch

I still think I'm special

I usually have to wipe twice because I didn’t do a good job the first time

i cheated on my wife with a married woman from church. several times. came inside her. AMA

[witty remark relating this to sexual intercourse with canines]

Who would marry a dog?

you sound jelly

I CONFESS TO NO MAN.

Was she a dog? If yes, greentext pls.
If not, get the fuck out.

i pooped in my pants on an airplane once

>is this how you green text?
>also, what do you mean by dog?

Also fucked a dog

Fucked my mom

I sometimes dual wield fidget spinners and pretend I'm Crimson Typhoon from Pacific Rim

I killed my xbox.

Watched straight porn

alright there's the green text

>be mid 30's married 7+ years
>wife cheated on me, wondering about revenge
>girl from church has bad marriage
>ask to go get a drink, we basically have a full on date
>try to make a move, she rejects me
>couple weeks later, be texting
>turns into sexting
>meet in the middle of the day, fuck in my car
>she's been married 10-ish years, never gets laid anymore, tells me first dick she's had in her mouth in over 6 months
>couple days later, we fuck in my bed
>cum inside her
>she wears crusty panties the rest of the day, texting me about it
>2 days later her cuck husband calls me and asks me to stop talking to his wife
>don't stop
>couple days later the wife ends it with me
>haven't talked in over a year

what do?

fucked 's mom too

holy shit my sides

I like trap porn.

I've insert a door knob in my ass, still doing it when horny, im too shy to get abf

I spent 4 years working full time for a company while going to school full time getting like 4 hours of sleep a day so I can get my dream job. Now that I got it, I hate my job but can't bring myself to quit because it would mean the last 4 years were spent suffering for no reason

no memes but I jerked off in church once as a kid

did you at least give the priest a reach-around?

Hit on her at church?

Clearly it’s time to fuck dogs instead, you faggot ass human fucker

Nah, asked her to hang out as friends. We had drinks and flirted for like 2 hours.

I took a massive shit in that bathroom during church as a kid. Felt embarrassed after but know i realize that’s what fuckin bathrooms in a church are for

Didn’t bang out after drinks?

Read the story. I made a move, she rejected me. A couple weeks later she started sexting me

Allowed an ex's little sister to crash at my place after she ran from her abusive step parents.. ended up accidentally fucking her and creating more drama.

No foo im talking after y’all stop talking. Why not just hit in her now after church.
I’m willing to bet she still ain’t getting the dick from her husband

How do you accidentally fuck?
And how old was she?

oh lol, gotcha. don't go there anymore. my marriage would explode if anything else happened.

I confess that me no english watsoever

>ended up accidentally fucking her
>oops , I seem to have slipped and fallen into your cunt dick-first , pumped twice and came , my bad.

i've laughed a bit with the big bang theory

ima fag

i'm fucking my cousin and I am going to marry her. she's three years older than me and the hottest girl i've ever seen. legit 10/10

we started when we were 13. i'm 20 now.

Holy shit dude kill yourself immediately

you should be glad! getting rid of the bitch is the hardest part always, she did it for you, now you can diversify

>coinfess

I bought canya at nearly ath. Just end me, these bags are heavy

i like anime tiddies

i'm fucking my daughter 12y she's the hottest

It's not sunday ya dumb cunt

I asked a girl if she liked me and she said no :(

My gf wants to have sex with J and join in. I am tempted but because of that temptation I just want to watch as I am concerned that I will pump J's womb full of cum.

I use to put some milk in my asshole and let my cat lick it while i masturbate, such a wonderful orgasms feeling that cat tongue.

>10 years old beat 9 year old girl -neighbor of best friend -down a hill in bike race. Got to fuck her in his pool and on top of little tikes slide in backyard. I know it went in cause i kept asking if it was.
>all boys military school at 14. Sucked off and was sucked off by a kid my age but he was tiny tiny in height. Became our little routine for the year i was there. Only time i was a fag
>my friends crackhead mom when i was 17
>i routinely go fuck the Asians at my local massage parlor - pay hunred dah bill
>put the moves on my alcoholic aunt a couple months ago. Got her drunk and stoned
>Foot rub led to thigh rub led to Pussy rub from the outside which led to her violently trembling in orgasm on her back porch at 10pm
>would fondle my little cousins nipples when she was 3 i was 9
>finger banged baby sitter at 8 she was 15
>got scared she would tell on me so i told first that she tugged on my wiener
>ruined her life and she had to move to another town
>finger banged step brothers wife while he was at church camp
>she wilted under the pressure and threw me under the bus
>they are divorced
>fucked cousins wife after seducing over a half year
>still together but everybody knows
>fucked another cousins wife the day after their divorce was final
>fingerbanged her on the back porch while he was out of town on business
List goes on and on. Probably the biggest piece of shit you would ever meet. But we would get along, just a likeable guy til i meet your ol lady.

I mean I didn't intend to.

I usually have a drink or two on Fridays before bed so that I get a relaxing sleep.
She asked if she could partake.
I hesitated because she had just turned 15, but believed her that it wouldn't have been the first time she had a drink.
When it was time for bed, she asked if there was space for her in mine because my couch was one of those square Ikea creations and overly firm.
I have only ever had queen size beds, so I figured it would be fine as long as there was a sheet separating us.
Next thing I know she's snuggling uo to me, and I'm stiff.
Not dick-stiff.. Bodily stiff from nerves.
She asked what was wrong, and as I stammered a bit she kissed me.
From there on out I was done.. We fucked that night and again in the late morning before her sister picked her up.
As I said.. Wasn't intentional or even my idea. But really.. how was I to refuse?

You're right.. That's a lot of p.o.s. behavior.

I hate liking penises