Going to thailand at the if this year to fuck alot of whores...

going to thailand at the if this year to fuck alot of whores. ITT we give advice and tell stories of fucking whores in Thailand.

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Have fun op... Just remember to wear a rubber

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OP is definitely a fag.

Say hello to fukin Jeffrey for me yeah?

tinder got me laid in thailand

will do exept when i nut all over their face

The only way to tell if it's not a dude is if they don't get wet naturally. If you see it putting lube up its snatch before you bang, then it used to be a dude. Some of them are that convincing man

i heard. but i also heard that most of them are up front about what they are?

Don't fall for the "I know good place with cheap drink" line should be obvious but I'll mention it in case it's your first time.
Always fix price first. Always!
Always fuck fist then pay. Always!
And just use common sense when it comes to keeping your belongings save. Best bet is to never have too much money on you and keep a healthy relationship with the concierge at you hotel. Just tell him what you're here for in a discrete manner.

no need for rubber if virgin.

>>going to thailand at the of this year to get vanned by the Thai police.

>actually implying thailan has police authority.

kek. bribe them with 50 bucks and ur good.

Also now that some user mentioned it.
Never fuck girls of questionable age.
Never take their drugs. In fact you should never take drugs.
It's not as much of a "do whatever you want and get away with it" country as you might think.
You don't want to end up in jail over there. Especially if you travel work related.

most good hotels come woth a safe so.i am good

ill be checking id.

i hear their id is a bit different to mine in that they are in a different year

Why never questionable age?

I like my tai women with them adam apples

Because rules. Age of consent is 18 when it comes to prostitution. Also why would you want to fuck a kid? They all allready look like under 18 anyways.

>implying underage wont lie and give u fake ID.

happens alot in thai.

devilsdenthailand.com i went here a couple times

Record every session and try to knock as many of them up as you can and post it on pornhub.

> Be me
> Be in thailand for bachelor party with 10 friends
> Launch tinder first hour
> Next hour get 3 bitches in hotel
> Start flirting, kiss, they wanna fuck
> Mfw my friend show me their legs
> Spider leg full of hairs
> Abort.jpg
> Shout them to leave, have party planned
> They won't, don't care
> Leave hotel with friends, they follow
> Party bus waiting for us, get in
> 10 10/10 bitches in it, already paid, checked every week, basically free for all fuck
> Drinks, music, BJ in bus, 1 hour and a half tour
> Arrive to nightclub, vip table, full of 50 already made drinks
> Get shitfaced, makeout with bitches, dance all night
> Mfw some friends get even more bitches
> 15 bitches for 10 guys
> Leave, back in bus
> 1h tour back, even more shitfaced
> Mfw they ask them for id at hotel, no questions about 15 bitches but just want them to leave after
> Get in suite, drinks even more
> Slap bitch in face for fun, they reply
> Mfw they're thai, box thai style
> Other starts getting in their room
> 2 bitches from club got dicks
> No more room left, go in bathroom
> No shit there's someone in already
> Get to the other bathroom
> BJ.mov
> Fuck.jpg
> Slap.raw
> Mfw we're in lebua hotel suite from the hangover
> Sleep.tar

And we're back to "use common sense". Or more specific: if the situation seems sketchy or you have good reason to believe that the girl is not of legal age to do what she is trying to, just stand up and leave.

Sounds like a good fucking time.

And that was just day 1 of a week

before trying whores, try tinder... lots of em will fuck for a meal(5-20$) or free

Source... I spent 3 weeks in thailand last summer... got laid with a different girl each night for free ( and 3 ts... if thats your biz)

Fucked a bitch there, thought she was 18-20, she was 36.
Awesome country

don't do drugs in thailand, and don't get so drunk you lose control. book a guest friendly hotel (google that) or rent private apartment for longer stay (perhaps from AirBnB). else relax but stay smart. thai people are generally very kind and friendly, but there are always a few looking to scam tourists. have plenty of money avail liable. so you can buy your way out of a bad situation (like bribe the police officers etc) .. don't try to negotiate to much on the price for girl, or the barfine, you just end up insulting them and in worstcase you insult mamasan.. mamasan is the gatekeeper to the girls. if you plan on comming back to the bar/club at a later time, consider buying a drink for mamasan and have a nice friendly chat with her , so that she will remember you next time you visit... and you get the good girls then.

This guy know his shit.
Basically you're a farang there, means you're the plague and if you give them a chance, they fuck you up

lol

if you act like a drunk horny wanker, you get fucked up and scammed. especially true if your British or Russian. If you act like a rich educated in-control gentleman, you'll have pussy all over you .

Did they insist on a rubber?

If your Indian... good luck, you are going to need it. most thai girls will not fuck you, even if you pay them to

these guys know whats up.

rubber up obviously.

99% of them are up front about it. Easier way is if they have fake tits they have a dick. Watch out for cops, they will shake you down for money. Although hookers are everywhere it IS against the law there. They blind eye everything

Questionable age to me is 18 but looks under and that's all I fuck.

for fucking prostitutes, you can find girls that do without. but generally they will not. for blowing, which btw is called "Smoking", not blowing in Thailand.. they will mostly do without

This asshole makes thailand sound like a police state. Everything can be bought I this country. Every single thing. The cops. Thanks to the Russian mafia breaking into the thai market even white kids and drugs ffs. Thailand is a crime ridden shit hole and you'd never catch me there again unless my mates drag me.

But for all the shit I've seen on previous including what is obviously a blatant use of children as prostitutes and corrupt asf cops it definitely isn't a place you need to be too careful. Fuck that place.

Also everyone is fucking third world ugly and the entire place stinks like shit and bad pussy. Fuck that place.

Can be said about all women. Indian people are puke.

>Indian
I thought that was black guys?

nowadays, most bargirls will be 20+ a few younger 18,19. the police and military has told the bar owners to not hire the 18-19 yo. but you can find all kinds of girls freelancing, from very young, to pregnant ladies..

its both

often indian's stink and are very cheap. they try to get girls for cheap and share her with their friends.. blacks are no the same. ofcause some girls not like blacks either because of their color.

I would say thailands girls like most 1. korean's japanese, 2. Europeans, 3. Australians (or in that area), 4. american's, 5. middle-easten, .... 98 chinese, 99 indian, 100 thai men

what if you look arab?

Is there any reason not to just go to vegas instead of thailand? Vegas feels cheaper

Vegas hookers are for shit and extremely expensive for what you get vs Thailland.

Whats the difference between the hookers?

Thai girls are extremely submissive if you're nice with them

forget thailand - go back to terrorist school