Hardcore Henry

>Wake up
>Haley Bennet is your wife
What do?

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Go back to bed. I don't ever sleep well.

eat ot her bum hole!

Freak out a bit about my reality drastically changing over night, then thank God I woke up in a universe where I have a hot wife and hope nothing awful happens, as is likely if I'm in a movie

gonna go with this

>Wake up
>have wife
Can't think of anything more horrifying tbqh.

being a faggot

Use my robo abilities to fuck her while doing a handstand. She'd be standing up normally, I would be handstanding and I'd be balls deep in her ass

Discount JLaw > full price JLaw.

more like JLaw 2.0

>wanting a wife

why not, bro?

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he left his wife for a lesbian drug addict who cheated on him repeatedly

he wasn't married to her

Probably just the events in Hardcore Henry. Right down to ______________EZ__________________

Ask if she can give me a Bane voice module instead of my own.

youtube.com/watch?v=CW5oGRx9CLM
I'd rather have this cutie

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youtube.com/watch?v=zkRNmL8ZZk8

A million times this. Eat it till it's raw.

she is so fucking sexy

Cate's nose looks huge in that pic

what movie is this?

imdb.com/title/tt0758766/

her neck is MUCH slutty than jlaw, they definitely upgraded

>ywn be this guy

I wish she had an anal cream pie video

>Wake up
>See this standing over you

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>going full bush
Disgusting. Have some fucking decency and trim that shit.

Give it a kiss.

Castiel!?

Holy shit, my mouth actually started watering

pretend like I don't want it so she'll grab me by the hair and shove my face in it

Let's see the forearm hair first!