Will the first man on Mars be American or Chinese?
First to Mars: USA vs China
Benjamin Reyes
Jace Campbell
India
Eli Mitchell
probably india, designated shitting planet
it will be the first human to ever take a dump on anther planet
Ryan Young
Indian
Oliver Young
Chinese, america just have other priorities right now, like building the great wall of Trump and kicking the illegal imigrants out of your country.
Brayden Flores
China will do all the hard work
USA steals hard work and sends some autist and claim they did everything
Josiah Perez
DID I FUCKING GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO TALK YOU FUCKING MONKEY
HHUEHUEHUHUEHEUE
GO EAT A FUCKING BANANA AND DON'T EVEN TALK ABOUT MY COUNTRY
Parker Jackson
that much autism
weew lad
Tyler Adams
its the red planet not the brown one
Jeremiah Long
China uses copies of old soviet tech and copies of stolen US tech. China won't get to Mars until someone else dose first, then they will make a cheap badly made knockoffs.
Jason Hughes
Nice try pajeet
Michael Hernandez
>DID I FUCKING GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO TALK YOU FUCKING MONKEY
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE, so edgy!
I will laugh really hard when Hillary Clinton cheats her way into presidency and transform your country in a SJW liberal paradise in which daily gay pride parades are mandatory!
Now go shove a few more burguers down your throat and pretend that im just joking and this is not the grim near future of your country.
Ignore him, he is just in denial, thinking his country is still #1.
Matthew Bailey
SpaceX
Jaxson Rogers
Was not disappointed.
Zachary Brooks
ayy lmao will invade solar system and blow it up before any earthling land on it
Chase Rivera
True but China also doesn't give a shit about individuals. They'll happily send their taikonauts on a one way death trip while the US is still trying to figure out how to make a round trip safe.
Dominic Howard
>send their taikonauts on a one way death trip
provided they can even get them out of orbit.
Jose Kelly
First man on Mars will be Poland
Owen Turner
This would actually be a great thing!
Hear me out.
We should fund India to send the first group of colonizers Mars, I mean completely fund them.
They get there, do their thing and bam we have a nutrient rich soil after the fertilize the shit, literally, out of the planet.
Charles Clark
This makes sense, too much sense
James Allen
>designated shitting planet
Sebastian Kelly
>it will be african woman.
>Sup Forums will implode.
White man on suicide watch.