TSUNAMI WARNING FOR CALIFORNIA

TSUNAMI WARNING FOR CALIFORNIA

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

SAVE YOURSELVES

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its real, go inland or climb a high hill immediately

lol just swim faggot pussy ass nigga

100 foot tsunami waves will crush your bones, each wave weight about 100,000 tons

who would win

1 tsunamis or 1 bones

HAHAHA I was praying something bad would happen to 'murica, you racist faggots pieces of shit.

You deserve this, and more will come.

tsumnani wins, unless bones are in skeleton shape

1 skeleton or 1 tsunamis

but who is skeleton?

...

Kill them all Poseidon!

Watch*

The warnings are further north.

triple spooked

>MFW not American

Skeleton wins

That's cool. I hope we get some nice video footage

>being this much of a faggot

Fuck cuckifornia.

Calm down England.

>being baited this hard by another obvious American

Anyone in 604/778? Tsunami.gov says we're fucked. Maybe I'll finally be able to afford a house.

Don't be an idiot. Tsunamis cant happen in the US. They only happen in Japan or other Asian countries, they have different types of weather over there.

1 americas or 1 skeleton

Oh Boy! Let's see some fireworks!

fuck california

Felt that in alaska. Nearly shit my self.

>racist
>Cali
You realize Cali is probably the most liberal state in the US right? Getting rid of them would only make more racist repubs

Surf's up!

Also California is not under a warning, they are under a WATCH. There's a difference.

Won't somebody think of the oranges?

SAME EXACT THING

IT MEANS WATCH OUT FOR FUCKING TSUNAMIS

The rest of the world is gonna watch you drown on telly cunts, enjoy

I saw you in another thread about this pic being unrelated

but who will pay for your welfare?

>tsunami puts out forest fires

Without California, there would be no more Hollywood movies, or Google, or Apple.

Google and Apple can go suck an egg, I actually like movies though...

FUCK YOU NIGGER APE

damn west coast you intense

Good

The Daily Mail are calling it Tsunami Bob or samantha or sumpthin like that

If you need easily digested information check here
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5301629/Tsunami-alert-8-2-earthquake-southern-Alaska.html

Nigga you dont got TV in Afrukah

lol its actually hpening waters receeding

BOI IT GOIN DON

no tsunami

ptwc.weather.gov/?region=2&id=hawaii.TSUHWX.2018.01.23.1110

all is well
you fucking lemmings

Why would an quake in Alaska trigger a tsunami in California? Makes no sense, California is miles below Alaska, also there are 2 states in between plus thicc ass Canada. What utter nonsense.

Oh hell yeah I love a nice show, global warming is actually pretty cool desu

What are the odds that California gets hit with an earthquake today?

>Harbor officers report water reciding from our harbor. Citizens should remain in place and wait for further updates.

yes please do stay inside. DONT run for the hills

400%

Please use this link and tell them "if you felt it"

ptwc.weather.gov/ptwc/jump.php?site=earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/dyfi

raid the tsunami warning center with reports
go.

Fuck.

it's a russian torpedo nuke that did it.
i'm a russian spy, so i know about it from my friends russian spys.
russians did it
hillary was right
hillary is sexy
hillary having a seizure and coughing up bits of luminous green plegm into your mouth is sexy

>stay inside goys, the water cannot penetrate cheap sub-standard housing materials
run for your lives!

Just got fresh update, odds just got even higher. Around 420% probability now.

>420%
you moron, there is no probability over 100%!
will it happen? 10% change, low. 100% chance, definitely gonna happen. 420% it will happen over four times …. ??? it's fucking bullshit. stop raping probability in %

theres a 100% probability u are retard

Idk user those odds seem pretty high

The only certainty.
Is that you fucking love fprcing Sixx' LOGs done your throte.

Not quite correct. 100% only means it will very probably happen. 420% means it is over 4 times more likely than just 100% chance. The higher the number the more chance of it happening.

>%
Damn those odds are high af

MAN THE GIRLS!
RUN FOR YOUR WEARY WIVES!

Run. Kill women and children who get in your way everyone is equal now.

oh no. 30 million dead mexicans. the humanity.

Nice dups

>implying there will be over four earthquakes
It's been fun knowing you all.

>ic
you bleeding idiot. if a doctor says "there's a 100% chance you'll die of AIDS" it means you will die. there is nothing above 100% in probability calculation, you fucking idiot.

worst that can happen is, no more shit movies from hollywood for some time.
thanks tsunami!

Nope. If he says you have 420% of dying of AIDS, you will probably die 4 times quicker than just 100% chance.

good. wipe all those faggots, niggers, and spics out

no you idiot... 420 is much higher

So you are trying to say that there isn't a 100% chance you will die? I got news for you buddy, everyone dies eventually. I don't care how special you think you are, just because you can manipulate statistics it doesn't mean you can cheat death.

you can't die from AIDS.

humanitarian aids helps people

>ic
no you fucking idiot, you can't get high on 420!
how many times have i told you!

>So you are trying to say that there isn't a 100% chance you will die?
do you have massive problems with comprehensive reading?

Are you retarded? HIV can’t kill you, but once it develops into aIDS it will, unless medicated which will slow it down...

doesn't california have the MOST welfare in the country?

That doctor just wants to sell you medication. Tell him you don't believe the AIDS scam, and continue having unprotected anal sex

I'd say there's a 170% chance you have massive problems with comprehensive talking

>the state with the biggest population has the most welfare
shocking

I’m in Cali this was an hour ago when does the tsunami get here? I understand it has to travel

show me where i said that a 100% chance of dying means there is a chance of survival left.

user means aids doesnt kill you just your immune system
everything else is what kills you

every major studio has production facilities in NY too.

its coming from Alaska, it takes 2 hours to get to Cali from Seattle by plane, so maybe 4 to 6 hours?

it's going by bus, so you have plenty of time and by the time it hits the cali coast, it will probably have been stabbed to death by a hobo druggie.
RIP tsunami.

34% of nations welfare recipients live in CA
12% of nations population lives in CA

sandiegouniontribune.com/news/politics/sdut-welfare-capital-of-the-us-2012jul28-htmlstory.html

Well see right there you brought survival into it which makes it a complex equation, so now we are only at 100% out of a possible 200% possibility. I thought you were previously trying to tell me there is no such thing as a possibility past 100% but you proved that wrong right there in your own post

The only racists are the people who point at white people and call them racists.

San Francisco Fag here. That was redundant.

Waves expected right at sunrise, 6:20 AM.

I live downtown tho, so it ain't going to do shit to me. Apparently the bay is draining in advance of this. There are mutlippe helicopters around the city right now.

Alaska fag here, in Anchorage
how fucked am i?

34 + 12 =46%
your numbers dont even add up to 100% lol, try again

According to current statistics you are already dead

anyone who lives in Anchorage is already fucked due to having to live in Anchorage, a tsunami can only improve your conditions

>it's nothing

dude remember the thailand tsunami

"oh the waters receeding oh well ill be safe here"

U WONT

i fed the troll

Fuck it's the 100% guy again, get out of my thread

There is no wave. Calm down faggots.

>According to current statistics you are already dead
quattro dead actually. 420%

San Francisco is built on dried up mud, when that tsunami hits the muc, it will liquify and then all the land will sink. It's a known risk and it's about to happen, take BART to Mt Diablo or something like that