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Shut up faggot this is Pittkino and Banakino

why was he so angry that his cousin died?
who fucking cares so much about a cousin dying?
lmao waht a pussy

>cousin looks a lot like you and was trained by you
>wears your armor which literally covers almost his entire face
>sprints to battlefield and dies
>get pissed off
>go to kill ebil prince who murdered precious retarded cousin

Why was Achilles such a crybaby stupid ass piece of shit?

Pretty sure in the poem it was his fuckbuddy

It was always his intention to fight Hector. The only reason he went to troy was to increase his fame, and his stature as the greatest warrior in the world.

His cousin was his best friend, so he was genuinly distraught, but it was also an excuse to challenge Hector directly

This. Too edgy for 2009 (?) audiences, apparently.

>these two faggots haven't actually read the poem
>letting their homo propaganda slip into Ancient Greece yet again
I can't wait for this meme to die

Watched this movie in history class on last day of school.

Re-enacted this scene in the football field after school let out.

Was one of my favorite high school memories of all time.

Did you read it ? Is it possible for you to prove that they were not ? ( not guy from before, just curious, I have the books but several thousand pages to read )

Because he had trained him, and was obviously really fucking close with him. Think best friend/little brother combo.
Also Patroclus was his bitchboi fuckbuddy

Because hes a selfish murdering gloryseeking assclown. Thats the character. Thats the whole point. Hes a cunt, but you know his name.

yes, I have
if you want to skip around it just go to any reputable source from any university in Europe
nobody, not a single professor that specialises in ancient history will tell you they were lovers
homosexuality wasn't as rampant as they make it seem in Greece at the time

2004

The poem itself is ambiguous but people in 500BC were saying they were fuckbuddies, its hardly new.

Did Orlando Bloom ruin what was supposed to be 10/10 historykinos like Kingdom of Heaven and Troy? inb4 KoH didn't happen

Alright thx. Also, do you recommend one of the books ( Iliad, Odyssey ) ? I had a friend read the first during vacation, she said certain chapters were plain boring.

how is virginity going, bro?

He was fine in this. This movies problem was being too classical cinema. It was kind of hamfisted and corny. But that's not so much its fault as it is of the source material. I mean it's the original corny warrior poem.

You can't really get a better movie out of the Iliad than this, ever.

He speaks the Truth

Orlando was perfect in this. The whiny Romeo-fuckboi who gets his ass handed to him in a fair fight, mans up a little, but just a little, and gives Achilles an ignominious death for extra tragedy.

YOU SACK OF WINE

Troy isn't even bad, most people are simply butthurt that it didn't have trippy god shit from Iliad. Hence they didn't call the movie Iliad.

unless you have an active interest in history or philosophy it'll be boring
I just enjoy it because I study history, but even to me some filler bits are a bit out there
plus, there's a non-stop repetition of the same theme over and over again
here, have a video to illustrate it
youtube.com/watch?v=aofPdMbXzUQ

Odyssey is a bit more straight to the point

>ambiguous
for whom? unless you already have that image of Greece where everyone was like the Sacred Band of Thebes, it won't be ambiguous

In the book, Patroclus was the older one, which means Achilles was more than likely the bottom, kek

Odyssey is quite readable
Iliad is 300 pages of people stabbing each other in dicks (I'm not joking, there're at least 30-50 dickstabs in the book). It's a very dull poem

Go read how Achilles speaks when he mourns Patroclus
Then go read how Andromache speaks when she mourns Hector.
Theres just similarities. And i dunno just the way Achilles is in general around Patroclus is evocative. Its like watching LOTR and trying to not see the slightest bit of gayness between Frodo and Sam.

>the most beautiful man alive
>played by Brad Pitt
>the most beautiful woman in the world
>played by Diane Kruger
Literally 10/10 perfect casting

Thx to you both !

Not if Achilles didnt want to be.

>You gave him the honor of your sword. You won't have eyes tonight; you won't have ears or a tongue. You will wander the underworld blind, deaf, and dumb, and all the dead will know: this is Hector, the fool who thought he killed Achilles

How did the movie get Agamemnon so wrong? In the book he's a great king who gets tragically cucked by Achilles, in the movie he's fat Hitler

that's literally because you're committing the act of imposing modern standards to Ancient times
it's about friendship and love between two friends
I can 100% guarantee you that if Tolkien was alive and he was shown LOTR he wouldn't have picked up any gay vibe between the too
I had the privilege of being introduced to the Iliad before knowing what homosexuality was so it's no wonder I don't see it

it has plenty good and colorful stuff
>Achiles fighting the scamander river
>the shield of achilles
>sarpedon being flown away in the thick of battle
>the gods dispute
>the listing of ships

dickstabs (in the groin area) are usually the most lethal

Why did they completely cut out gods from this movie ?

Hector should have mooned him and gone back to fucking that fine ass wife of his.

Helen of Troy miniseries did it better desu and without a ton of makeup

He was shit in this but wasn't that bad in KoH.

Yeah, DC KoH would have been GOAT with a better lead, but it was still great. He was so fucking out of place in Troy though. Bana and Pitt carried the movie well enough in spite of that.

AAAAACCCCHHHHIIIIILLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

Never heard of pederasty or ancient Greece? E'erbody back then thought they were lovers.

Fucking Heracles was fucking dudes and she-dudes left and right

WATCH IT ACHILLES

again, not as rampant as you think and the sex wasn't that prominent
to fuck someone in the ass in Ancient Greece was to establish that someone as someone much lower than you

even thigh-fucking was not something accepted between equals

just stop with your self-insert bullshit, mate

>what a pussy
>once his cousin died he went on a massacre of everyone to the point even the Gods took notice

I don't know if you'd even want to see this guy face to face after he lost his cousin

>to fuck someone in the ass in Ancient Greece was to establish that someone as someone much lower than you
Not really. Pederasty was quite prestigious, especially between students and teachers. Socrates was a known boipussy aficionado

Ugly nose

>talking out of your ass
good to know I can ignore you and not bother anymore

>good to know I can ignore you and not bother anymore

I know that it bothers you to know this, but those greeks were gayer than your dad and almost as likely to be fucking children too.

FIGHT HIM SON
FIGHT HIM

>bothers you
why would it? I've nothing against homosexuals you faggot
what bothers me is that pillow biters such as yourself are digging hard to insert this modern notion of homosexuality in Ancient Greece
read a book, dipshit

>FIGHT HIM SON
>FIGHT HIM

I wonder how hard it was to drag is drunken ass to set every day?