>be me
>fuck gf in the ass for her first time
>went in slow
>she was in pain for a while and complained a bit afterwards
Later
>decide to see whats up with that
>get a dildo
>stick it in my ass
>not that hard honestly
>mfw it doesent even hurt
Why do women complain so much?
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uhhh....are you me?
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4 off from sweet a check em.
that means your gay dude
Used to fantasize about dicks and traps and whatnot, now im pretty turned off by them needless to say, but moral of the story its easy to stick a dick in your ass
Greentext it user! Tell us how it went
>her ass
>your ass
>same thing right?
Silly nigga
>To lazy to greentext due to being on phone.
Fucked my gf.
Put dick in her ass
She complained it hurt.
Called her whiny bitch.
Told me that I couldn't take it.
Whatever.
Got crazy idea later to make mold of dick.
Made mold of my own dick with dick molding kit.
Fucked myself in the ass.
It hurt, but I took it like a champ.
Gf is still a whiny cunt.
Nothing out of the ordinary.
>dick molding kit
Couldn't just find a similar sized dildo? Had to go tthe extra mile to be a petty faggot huh?
Also this:
Damn where do you get dick molding kits
Literally any sex shop/major online sex toy retailer in your country
NOBODY ANSWERED HIS QUESTION!!!
Now you like getting fucked in the ass.
It's because you were relaxed, you were the one doing it.
If your girl relaxes and you get the angle right, she'll have less trouble getting it in, less pain, and she might even enjoy it. Go slow, communicate, and make it romantic.
However, if she's clenching (which she probably isn't doing consciously, you have to ease her into it). it's gonna hurt like hell and give her a bad experience.
Help her relax, light some scented candles to set the mood, have a bubble bath and fool around with her in the tub, grab her from behind and kiss her neck, caress her sides/thighs with your hands. It also really helps most girls relax if you use a vibrator or your fingers on their clit.
>>get a dildo
>>stick it in my ass
you were born to be a fag
>be OP
>have heterosexual relationship
>fuck her in the ass not the pussy
>wife complains
>fuck my own ass
>no complaints
>realize I'm a complete faggot
>Got crazy idea later to make mold of dick.
>Fucked myself in the ass.
Certifiable proof OP is always a faggot. Fucks himself with his own dick
Just because that worked on your son doesnt mean his wife wont see through the ruse
>trying too hard
That's not gay, seeing as it's a form of masturbation. Now if I thought about guys while I did it, now that's gay.
>form of masturbation
>involves fucking own ass with mold of own dick
>not thinking about guys so it's not gay
Nigga what are you imagining then? It's a bear? A pony? Skeletor?
That’s gay. You’re gay, OP!
yeeah females are crying cuncers what else is new?
bet you still lick the bottoms of their feet and beg them to piss on you.
Only when he pays for it faggot
I'm not imagining. I'm watching porn and jerking off like any normal guy. Only difference is I got a mold of my cock in my ass. So its totally not gay.
> jerking off
> like any normal guy
> difference
> got a mold of my cock in my ass
One of these things is not like the other
Probably normal guy.l part. At least I'm not a faggot.
Considering you have trouble with syntax this may be in doubt