27 year old NEET here ask me anything

27 year old NEET here ask me anything.
- doing this for the past 10 years since i was 17
- haven't worked a single day in my life and don't intend to
- i get unemployment money and i use said money on games, drugs, hookers, anime merch
- all i do everyday is play games, watch anime, listen to j music
- my only real friend is the guy i buy my drugs from
- i live with my parents and leave the house maybe once every 3 month

Good start buddy. 36 year old NEET here. Never worked, got my own apartment, 1200 Euro per month in welfare. Slightly alcoholic.

> i'm from germany. where are you from? a nordic country?

Sweden.

why havent you killed yourself yet?
why are you such a faggot?

> i only get 415 euros unemployment money every month... 1200 euros is so much wow are you on some kind of disability welfare?
> why should i? live is awesome

Yep, increased welfare because of my diagnosis.
It's like early retirement.

don't you get bored?
is there no driving factor?
no constant sense of meaninglessness?

> got diagnosed with what? if you dont mind answering. i dont think i could get more money here in germany with a disability

Did you get started on trading cryptocurrency yet? Could of made some money already.

How. Do you get unemployment if you've never worked a day in your life? Genuinely asking

Do you live in the states??
How do you do this
Please enlighten me, user
I am tired of being a wagecuck

Your parents failed.

I hope you eventually reproduce and that you and your kids are forced to live in squalor your entire worthless life.

Why would I get bored? I spend my days doing things I enjoy like fishing, cooking, watching moves, photography etc etc.
Social phobia, possible Asperger and anxiety.

> i actually dont get bored like ever. i play/watch 18 hours a day and sometimes forget to eat and stuff.
> i looked into it and couldnt decide what to buy haha
> here in germany you get 415 euros no matter what. doesnt matter if youve worked or not
> im from germany
> i hate kids and dont intend to ever have some fuck kids man they only cost money and i get nothing from it

> i hate kids and dont intend to ever have some fuck kids man they only cost money and i get nothing from it

Imagine how your shitty parents must feel about your worthless ass

I also dread the thought of a 9 to 5, 33% of life wasted working.
How do you do it? Do you live in Sweden or something?

Do your research and slowly gain knownledge, I've said it before but I've turned my $1k to over $10k. I'm 18 and its already life changing money. You're really missing out on a huge opportunity here.
Invest into Bitcoin first then start looking at other coins like Ethereum Litecoin. Right now I'm invested in a company called Neuromation, hoping this will make me loads of money on Febuary the 15th.
Its really possible to turn your $1k into $5k in a matter of weeks. Honestly invest into ICOs.

Normally I'd make fun of you, but as long as you're happy; good for you user.

>Do you live in Sweden or something?
Yep

I want to be a NEET too but my parents would kick me out plus they would kill me if I went on welfare since they are proud people. 20 year old broke college kid

> my parents get some of my money every month and dont say anything they just let me be
> iam happy yeah thanks
> do you also mine this stuff? you need like some much gpu power to mine
> if youre from a country where theres good welfare you get paid an appartment/flat

(not op)
I've made my fair share on ZEC/XBT and mining, but the accounting overhead for taxes in Germany only make it worthwhile if you have like 2k+ EUR initial capital or access to a gpu pool of 15+ cards. Also, unless you're into data analytics / api scraping / tsdb management trading doesn't scale particularly well. It's also generally high-risk, but how much of a negative that is a matter of taste.

yeah I live in Ireland, I'd get put in a house surrounded by scumbags and druggies, they are the kinds of people in welfare houses here.

Yes I mine but only on the side.
I make 98% of my money from investing as a trader.
I wake up anytime I want, sleep anytime I want while making money.
There's always ICOs to x5 or even x50 your money in a month. Its what I did when I only had a little bit of money

Ronneby?

> i got 12k bank but i dont wanna invest in something thats risky af and if the state finds my money i dont get my unemployment money
> i can only speak how it is in germany. here you can choose where you live as long as its not too expensive. they pay for your small flat whereever it is
> ?

just checkin if you live in the same shit hole as i

PSA: While ICOs are nice capital multipliers, they're also in some legally problematic territorry in germany, particularly in regards to taxes.
There is also the issue of risk management — which amounts to essentially getting out before the other suckers buying worthless tokens.

BTW, I hope you have discreete gpus for each of those miners, you're paying like 10% driver overhead otherwise. Oh, and nice tast in anime.

25 yo neet, only worked like two months, live a friend, sometimes I go out

does the NEETing fall under Hartz IV?

Just mining on my gaming pc. Planning on building a dedicated one, a mining rig soon.
I just throw in 1k, since its not a lot of money I don't mind risking it. I have a 100% winrate on my returns, you just have to know what to look for.

> yo bro were all connected by our NEET hearts you are never alone dont forget that
> yes i get hartz4

i could move to germany ig, I used to be able to speak good german, I haven't spoken a word of it in 8 months and I'm nearly clueless in it

the last six months have been weird since I ve been all the time sorrounded by people, since the house I live in is like the hood house and everyone comes iny unexpectedly and it really help me to socialise, I even almost got laid.. almost

>could move to germany
>I'm nearly clueless in [german now]
Not like that's stopping anyone else from moving to Germany these days.

OP answer me this, it's important, how happy are you with your sex?

> i dont know if it works like this. like you just move here and get money and shit but on the sencond thought all those refugees get money aswell.
> the only people i really see are my parents, my drug friend and my hooker i always order to my house

Describe your relationship with your hooker. How did the first time happen, how many times have you seen her, what's she like towards you?

I think because I'm an EU resident I am entitled to german welfare if I move to germany

I`ve never pay for sex, not because I`m against it but because Im poor. Ive also almost stopped doing drugs cause I cant buy them, so no more weed, no lsd, no sleeping pills and no more cocaine for the last year, only when someone is willing to share

I don't want to be one of those fags though, If i move somewhere I want to actually fit in unlike the mudslimes

uh oh, i better emigrate before brexit. how easy is it to claim benefits/disability if i don't speak german?

> the first time i ordered her it was awkward af and we didnt really talked so it was just: she arrived, talked about money, got things done and she was gone. had her about 30-50 times already and she makes mad cash off me and we really are kind of friends now. i payed 120 euros per hour at first but nowadays i pay like 60 euros per hour and sometimes she even sleeps over

>I`ve never pay for sex, not because I`m against it but because Im poor.
I'd never pay for sex because I can just fap. Sure sex must be better, but that much better? like, $50 or more better?

>and we really are kind of friends now.
What's that kind of friendship/relationship like?

How old is she? What's her life like?

>and sometimes she even sleeps over
In your bed? With sex in the morning too?

Have you ever got freebies?

I'm not sure since I haven't actually done it. but it's too late for you already i think, the EU will have talks about English people living in eu after brexot and I think you needed to emigrate like 4 months ago lol

>Sure sex must be better, but that much better?
> like, $50 or more better?
top lel, m8. I like your attitude.

> if you are just in for the money to NEET why would you want to fit in? doesnt make sense and its not that hard to claim the benefits here... do you think any of these refugees know a word in german?
> frieds like talking in whatsapp about how shit her day was and stuff. she is a waitress and always tells me how stupid it is there. i think she is 21 or 22 not sure but she told me once. yes she sleeps in my bed between all my waifu bodypillows hahaha and i got a shitloads of freebies alrdy

deppends on who you fuck, sometimes its just barelly better than masturbation, sometimes its a like 1000 dollars betters

Actually I meant how happy are you with your gender.

>money to NEET why would you want to fit in? doesn
:D

>sometimes its a like 1000 dollars betters
Ok, with whom is it $1k better than rosie palms?

sounds better than my life

Didn't mean to write the first bit of greentext...

>she is a waitress and always tells me how stupid it is there.
Why does she need to work, what with the whorin'?

>yes she sleeps in my bed between all my waifu bodypillows hahaha
Lol, what does she think of it?

Do you ask for freebies or does she just offer sometimes after a paid session or what?

dont know who she is, but it not about the looks, its about how she makes you feel during sex and what she does to your cock

I want to fot in in the little things, like when i go out for food or whatever

Ok, what does she do and how does she make me feel?

>ywn be a german slag who doesn't have her own house and just sleeps round with the last of her friends she serviced that day

the only girl that actually made me feel good died of an overdose, so i dont really, nevermind

> wtf is that question? why shouldnt i be happy as a men?
> she is not a prostitute more like a private hobby whore. so she just does it whenever she wants and no ones forcing her to do stuff. if she sleeps over i get 100% morning sex for free. never said anything to my bodypillows or my weeb room
> maybe but i actually dont think so

I'm sorry user. What did she do to make you feel so good?

living the life ayeee, just occasional depression right?

Because neets who avatar as anime girls are often lowkey trans.

i want to be a neet but i have loads of friends and go out drinking often and i go to college and I kinda have a gf, i just want to stay on my computer all day everyday

> i might have some more serious shit. sometimes i get mad hallucinations and hear shit thats not there like phone ringing and stuff or my meal speaks to me so yeah
> i guess this is true but im not a trans or want to be in the near future not that i have anything against them tough
> if you are from a country with good welfare you could try a month of NEETdom and maybe you like it or dont

post pics of weeb room

well, sometimes I remember her as the best person on earth and other times as the worst bitch ever, she had bi polar disorder and schizophrenia, so she was like a yandere girl, though I think no ever cared so much about me like she did, maybe too fucking much to the point of sick relationship

i saw your thread before. you have a bunch of weeb pillows and the hookers are amused by your room. also you said your mom is nice to the hookers or the hookers are nice to your mom i dont remember which. i wish i wasn't in the USA so i could also live the NEET dream

Why don't you want to be a girl? Why are you happy as a man?

so you have schizophrenia??? with the right meds and power of will you can have a good life, I have two friend who allucinate shit, hear voices and takes med, one is doing fucking great and the other is always in his house drinking and always gets into trouble when he goes out cause he`s too drunk to function like a human beeing, so there`s hope man

>also you said your mom is nice to the hookers or the hookers are nice to your mom i dont remember which.
op talk about this, how does your waitress fwb/whore and your family get along?

100% me but: 26, no hookers, got some real friends

I already finished my beer, and I feel like its not a fancy moment to open my black label johnny so I`m getting drunk whit this "white wine red fruits coctail" and I feel like an old woman, but the shit its tasty

Why are there even hookers in places with such high amount of welfare? Do they just like to fuck random people?

> some of my pillows
> yeah they actually think its my gf haha i havent told them its a hooker. sometimes they talk about useless woman shit like perfume, cosmetics, work. kind of sad if i think about it that your mother thinks her son has someone haha.
> not really sure about schizophrenia but some symptoms are there yeah but you get not more money or anything here i believe so theres no benefit for me seeing a doctor.

>i get unemployment money

How were you able to get it?

This girl got 120 euros an hour, no tax, and that's from a neet, not even someone wealthy.

>they actually think its my gf haha i havent told them its a hooker
lol, that's hilarious. i wonder what it's like for her, the hooker.

yes they do, some of them at leat love the job, others do it so they can afford a roof and food, but some girls just love the dick, or love the money and dont mind the dick

I have all of the above and my country doesn't give 2 fks , envy you user :((

the benefict is to stop the allucinations, the voices, and the feeling like everyones after you or that kind of shit

Where did you hire her from first?

How did you get talking?

good taste, user. good taste.

> you go to the center thats for your city, fill some shit, wait 2 weeks and you get your money. germany cuck but wealthy country.
> she has the deal ever with me. gets payed almost weekly to have, gets birthday/christmas presents from my parents.
> these thing dont bother me that much if im being honest. just that sometimes if youre not ready for them you kinda panic.
> i looked for some prostitutes online and got to a site where i could order some girls and she was listed there. liked her body and everything went from there. after the first time i told her i'd order her again sometime soon and she gave me her phone number because she had to pay some fees to the site that i ordered her so she didnt had to pay them. i just sent her a message and she comes over now

>you go to the center thats for your city, fill some shit, wait 2 weeks and you get your money. germany cuck but wealthy country.

I'm in the US so I don't know how hard it would be.

>I'm in the US so I don't know how hard it would be.

you stupid nigger you're never going to get anything like that in the usa. to get unemployment in the usa you must have paid into the system by working within the last year. even then you only get enough money to be super poor.

Why are you Europeans such lazy degenerates for?

How often do you see her?

im not european, retard. i was explaining the usa unemployment system because im american

How do you have money?

Are you log poster?

what kind of thing do you see, ear or what are your delutions???

> if its viable to be lazy in europe people are exploiting it simple as that
> i guess you havent read the thread
> like 2 times a month sometime even 3 times depends on how horny iam. i could message her and she stand before my door the next hour
> wtf is a log poster
> i see like some thing at the edge of my eye: bugs, weird lights, shadows turning to human like figures.

Log posting

i'm jelly that girls can get paid for sex

>is forced to stay with 415 euros no matter what


user, I think I may have a solution to that problem