What was the media covering up?

So Sup Forums, what was the media covering up by playing the Chewbacca Mask video and hyping it up for a week?

What was happening that they didn't want to report?

Who is this girl oh my god she is a cutie

She's ugly as fuck. The fuck is wrong with you cunt

All I know is her name is Marly, and her pics (all clothed, assuming Facebook pics) have floated around Sup Forums for a while.

>you are now aware you should ignore everything the media says is "going viral"

Anything they say "goes viral" is not, they just want it to or they have nothing else to report on.

>Ugly

Ok bud, head on back to wherever your jelly ass should be.

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Marley Pulz

So.. you are saying it was just a slow news day??

Nah, don't buy it.

What was going down that they needed to spread this around?

>A leaf

Stop prepping her bull, cuck

Sharpie in pooper.

Trump

>bull
1st: I'm not PM Trudeau.
2nd: the only Bulls we have in Canada are Moose.


Don't you have an Abbo and various creatures to cuddle with?

yuk

big tits are not in now a days, the 80's maybe but not now. She probly has a huge bush too

???

Pretty sure you guys already have 24/7 coverage of him already. That's not what Chewbacca Mom would have been covering up.

nu-males please

too much tits

No. We have men in Australia. Cuddling is for your girlfriend after her bull destroys her.

Those tiddies are YUUUUUGE!

Jesus Christ I'm such a sucker for fat tits

Trump will make big tits popular again! (you know, like back when America was great)

CANADA YES!

clearly has the fat gene

look at those thighs and arms.
will be a full blown fatty in about 5 years or 1 kid, whichever comes first

I would happily murder any of you guys for this titcow.

Mother of dragons

I know what you mean. Nice tits never really get old.

>Chewbacca lady laughing video gains popularity on its own because it is funny
>like any other mainstream normie meme
THE REPTILIAN CRYPTO JEWISH ILLUMINATI ARE DISTRACTING US FROM THE REAL STORY WHICH IS FLORIDE CHEMTRAILS IN OUR .22LR

>Chewbacca lady laughing video gains popularity on its own because it is funny

I still can't understand the humor in that video. I watched the whole thing waiting for something funny to happen.

Until then I would crush that pussy every second I get the chance to!

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>fat gene

Likewise user.

They may sag a bit, but who cares.

>They may sag a bit, but who cares.

True. It's only disgusting when titties looks like flapjacks. Instant boner kill.

Nice feet too.

Why does that matter?

>nice ears too