Show me /tell me something fucked up. Sexually. I'm a horny girl and Sup Forums hasn't impressed me yet

Show me /tell me something fucked up. Sexually. I'm a horny girl and Sup Forums hasn't impressed me yet.

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Tits or gtfo

Yours first.

the financial system is essentially magic and all the governments and experts are just guessing and hoping, same as you

picture unrelated

Ugh yes YES
Tell me more about our hopeless economy...I'm so hot

never said economy you autist, we're talking global financial system as a whole

honestly if you're not gonna listen there's no point me being here I'm leaving

Noo babe wait! Teach me your cynical ways, you know it turns me on

I love that pic, the dirty toilet, the rope, the naked wtf man on the bath tube, the creepy old lady, the dirty towel, the fucking creepy wallpaper, its such a cool combination

Uh... Like artistically or sexually? O. O

artistically speaking

how do you feel aobut jim carey because I used to mastrubrate to him as chile

I am also a fan

I too masturbate while I imagine Jim Carrey as the entire country of Chile.

It is a wonderfully bizarre photo.

thanks for making me feel more nornal anin

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wut

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May I please have them all

And I think i might be falling in love with that woman

this. learn the rules whore

Fake girl

I'll give you this final one user

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>I'm a horny girl
You know the rules

batheinmymilk.com

>off by one error

No no

It's just going to lead to gore.

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You're welcome, blessed child

this is so highly specific it intrigues me

It's super fake tho

hmm, it looks yummy.

I have so many regrets about this thread

Where did you get that picture of me? Only my mom was supposed to have that.

Showed it to my fuck toy, her initial reaction was "straight into the cervix?! doesn't that hurt??"
Told her it triggers an orgasm instantly, now she's curious enough to try herself, haha

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REGRETS

Oh stop being a pussy

I am a pussy. Nothing wrong with that.

>play at home poker game
>friend of host comes over late, drunk as fuck
>she goes upstairs and passes out on couch
>I go upstairs to "smoke"
>See shes passed out so I tap her on the leg to see HOW out
>she doesnt move so i unbuckle her belt and unbutton her pants
>Slide my hand down her pants and feel her shaved pussy
>play with her pussy good and she doesnt move an inch
>someone went to bathroom downstairs so i get nervous theyll come upstairs
>leave her there, pants undone and all and nobody notices shit
>fap material for spank bank for weeks

Senior year of gym teacher got groped

Her idea was to get our class of horny adolescents to work as a team, we had to lift her up and put her down successfully, like a trust fall more or less.

Lucky for us most of her bodyweight is her lower half, being the virginfags we were it didn’t take long for us to take advantage of the situation, we started grabbing handfuls of that glorious bubble butt while lifting her off the ground

if you follow that url the page has a link at the bottom that goes to the dude's facebook. he's unfunny and gay looking

Class was entirely male

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So what, you touched a butt. Big deal.

We pulled her cheeks apart, after a few minutes she demanded we put her down and they dropped her

I've had worse things happen to me, I'm not impressed.

Like, what were you expecting?

heavy-r.com/video/134213/Naked_Man_Hanged_Upside_Down_And_Dismembered/

browse this website for fucked up porn. It used to be one of my favorites. I don't use it anymore.

I don't know, not somebody's high school locker room story lmao

Mary it's just higher each video

This was mostly a joke anyway but ya'll are real fucked up with some of this shit

A lot of everyday people are in secret.

I'm good, user. O.o

Well you did ask for it, and /b delivered

Probably true. Definitely.

I was molested in middle school in broad daylight and nobody saw. a guy touched me like I was a woman. I didn't think to tell anyone. now when I get horny, sometimes I get angry. how turned on I am correlates directly with how angry I become. also, I don't want to be touched while in this state.

you're not gonna find people cutting off girls' heads and literally fucking their skulls. everyone here is just like you, just a little bit more or less fucked up in different ways

you asked lol

I was expecting people to post bondage type stuff and then people just started joking around and I was pretty content with that. Lol

>bondage
>fucked up

How old are you anyway?

could be an average femanon thinking she's edgy going on Sup Forums.

>bondage
You wanted fucked up and to be impressed and you expected bondage? Oh baby girl, such innocence is adorable, leave this place and never come back, you are too pure.

I wish you could blow me then let me watch you get fucked by a dog. Degradation is one of my top tier fetishes. combine it with beast and its an A+ compbow

If OP doesn't leave, she's one of us

So she knew full on what she was doing?

but the rules

I'm sorry that happened to you. Males getting raped is a serious thing. I went on a date with this guy and he told me about his abuse as a kid. The date ended with him wanting me to punch him in the face because it turned him on. He was really into bdsm and wanted to hit and choke me too. I realized I have a rough-play fetish because I've been used, raped, and abused in bad ways by guys for years and now that's become normal. I never wanted that and I stayed a virgin until I was 21. I don't really have a solution to all that, but I fully plan on seeking therapy and I support everyone who does. It would be good for healing spiritually for you too.

the rule is everyone online is male and gets treated equally. The only way to get special treatment is by showing tits. You don't have to show boobs if you're a girl you fucking newfag gtfo.

mods are coming

Is that a KID??

Refer to OP faggot

>Is that a KID??
No that's CGI

I do what I want

Still ew, come on.

>come on
What? The topic is still "fucked up", isn't it?

you have a lot to learn...

stick out your tongue.

now what?

This is the random board
That means everything that doesn't have a dedicated board is suppose to be here
Which means the most degenrate shit you'll find easily
Posted by the most degenerate people

actually the rule is everyone on the internet is male so if someone states otherwise to get special treatment they have to show tits and timestamp since OP has declared that 'she' is a femanon she has to prove it

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Mods. They come.
Stick it out.

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My former gf would ask me to open my mouth, she would then proceed to spit or drool into my mouth then violently make out with me before I knew what to do with it.

I never asked to be treated special because I'm a girl. Your rule doesn't apply.

just stating the fact that you are a femanon means you are asking for special treatment so
Tits or GTFO

>horny
>rule doesn't apply

But you still felt like you needed to mention it, why is that?

Nah. You can go. The rest of us are having fun.

Why the fuck not

REJECTED . send back to the kitchen. that has been chewed on

FBI confirmed

>The rest of us are having fun.
actually im really sad