REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

IT'S OVER JOHNNY

Heres hoping for a female rambo.

She could be an Iraqi veteran.

Black female reboot with her shooting up a bunch of cops.

better be a transgender black muslim from Brooklyn fighting nazis in ww2 played by donald glover otherwise who cares? another patriarchal machismo fantasy.

NOTHING IS OVER

So any trace of originality is gone forever from Hollyjew?

only the first one was good.

SO YOU BE SAYIN

wasnt Rambo 5 being made?

member rambo?

Why do you even have to ask that?

>They won't even do the shower scene
>Instead she's gonna flip her shit over nothing

>implying irak or afghanistan are PTSD tiers

this is going to be shit

I'm hoping Idris Elba plays him

I wouldn't object to a reboot if this time they do a more true version of the novel.

Because sometimes they tried to push at least somewhat original concept. Today everything is a remake or a sequel.

I memeber!

Totally ok with this if they follow the book exactly

>Ariel Vroman

Had to look him up. Turns out he's directed some absolute dog shit.

I dont understand the issue here.

Thia will be interesting to see from a psychological stand point on what a woman would do to rambo's script.

>Rambo and Commando are getting remakes

JUST FUCK MY CHILDHOOD UP HOLLYJEW

Can't wait for this shit industry to implode.

YAY REBOOT #418748

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your culture is over

I will never understand why you people feel so threatened by the opposite sex

NOTHING

>reboot
>female director

>if they follow the book exactly

yes, because Hollywood is famous for following books exactly

>the new Rambo is a black MtF transexual
>Instead of Vietnam, Trauma comes from being misgendered in small midwest town
>Final scene is the evil, intolerant church being shot up as the tranny screams "love wins".

I COULDN'T FIND HIS LeeeGS! HIS LeeeeGS!!

>neckbeards autists getting triggered because they think this film is gonna be directed by a woman
>pretty much confess they dont know shit

top kek

Shit it up

>Rambo reboot
>Female director

So Hurt Locker Comes Home?

can you shut the fuck up alreade?? Always the same shit "it's gonna be a trasnexual pansexual black to white to black feman that fights the patriarchy" with your snarling tone. Remakes are shit because they are shit.

Found the faggot.

Director is a dude, but we still don't need another rambo.

nothing is sacred

>taes over Rocky franchise
>takes over Rambo
I can see it

>ad hominem

The only good part was when he cries at the end. Are they going to make him cry about the war in iraq or something?

I was thinking the same thing. The original First Blood is outstanding, but I always kind of wanted something that cleaved a little closer to the source material.

If this movie ends with Rambo killing himself, it'd also head off any potential sequels and let it just stand alone.

Is it your first day on Sup Forums you triggered queer?

what are you a bigot? spotted the drumps supporter. it's called progress not a "remake".

He'll be crying about Trump, but Obama will save him

The director isn't a female user.

fuck he looks like he really has FAS here

>If this movie ends with Rambo killing himself, it'd also head off any potential sequels and let it just stand alone.
Which is why he won't.

but isnt it funny how quickly triggered some idiots on here can be at the thought of a female director?

>all female Rambo reboot

you ready lads for some vagoina action ?

Chloe MOretz as Rambo?

WHERE DID THE HAIR GO?

someone needs to do a shoop of her head on rambo like right now

He's named (((Ariel Vromen))).

But this is shit news anyways, fuck jewllywood.

>No movie where Rambo and Matrix team up

Why isn't this a thing?

this desu, i can relate to this

Fuck you Creed was good.

Sly wasn't that big back then.

Mike Pence should start with Sup Forums users.

compare Rambo's monologue in the end to the ending scene of the german movie The Wave.

Rambo says that "back there" (i.e. during war) he was in charge of equipment worth millions of dollars and "back here" he can't hold a job PARKING CARS.

The socially awkward kid from the class in the Wave turns pretty capable during the experiment and the teacher comments on that after the incident with the gun is over.

Now watch another movie, Day of the Jackal. What is the premise there? A group of army officials detest the end of colonisation and hire an assasin to murder DeGaul.

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>Ariel

what shitty parents

Imagine his horrible childhood at school

>this nigga is named after a female teenager mermaid

Or he could go to a normal non-public school and have peers that know that Ariel is a jewish male name.
Now THAT would be hell.

it's a big IF

>posting this before anyone even brought up SJW's
wow you're triggered

So tell me, what will be his inevitable cameo in this movie?

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No Missing in Action remake?

>complains about sjws
>but gets triggered over stating the fact the director is male

talk about being triggered.

LOOK AT ME
I'm the colonel now

The pilot of the chopper that goes down 5 minutes into it.

We specifically don't need a reboot of Rambo.

Even the planned prequel Rambo with Shia LaBeouf would've been better.

I mean, I can just go watch the original Rambo, the new movie won't make the old Rambo disappear, but it's still very unnecessary.

The Director isn't female but The Hurt Locker and Zero Dark Thirty were good movies. Kathryn Bigelow isn't a bad director and I think I could even trust a new Rambo to her.

What would even be the poit of reboot? The original is just dude shooting up some cops in the woods. What new you can even bring to it?

Make him black.

Only a jacked goose is acceptable.

Why not just CGI in Idris Elba over the original Rambo?

>THOSE FUCKING HIPPIE MAGGOTS CALLING ME A BABY KILLER AND SPOUTING ALL KINDS OF VILE SHIT! BUT NOBODY KNEW THOSE GOOKS BETTER THAN ME! WERE THEY THERE? DID THEY KKNOW THOSE YELLOW BASTARDS ERADICATED WHOLE VILLAGES? HOW WOULD THEY FEEL IF A REGIMENT RAPED THEIR SISTER? HOLDING SIGNS TO HO CHI MINH! FUCK THEM AND THE RED PLANE THEY FLEW IN ON!

they could never remake that today

Somewhere out there is an alternate universe First Blood with Keith David

>So tell me, what will be his inevitable cameo in this movie?

As colonel Trautman of course

No, taht chick from Resident Evil and 5th element.
>multipass

The goose doesn't seem manly enough for me.

Who really cares about a Rambo remake?

Rambo 2 and 3 were really bad, so I don't really see how the legacy of the series can be tarnished any more than it has been already.

The only good Rambo movies are 1 and 4.

Yeah, call it The Two Johnnys or John2John or CoRambo or Jenny's First Blood.

>doesn't seem manly enough
First Blood Rambo was a long-haired mindbroken drifter who famously breaks into tears by the end of the movie.

Name one actor who is.
The manliest I can come up with is Chris Pratt and he's only a fraction of 80's Stallone.

fucking ass scars?

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I hope she dies violently.

YOU JUST DOn'T TURN IT OFF

No one's talking about SJWs except you dude. Someone just sperged out at the possibility that the director was female for no reason.

He doesn't look completely male either.

Cate Blanket will play Colonel Trautman

>Trautman

Mike Pence is mentally handicapped and that shit literally doesn't work.

It's going to be Leslie Jones.

Fucking commie jews, it's always the same with them, kill traditions and clarity, and turn everyone on everyone. They do it everywhere else, but with the films it's so painfully obvious.