There is no reason to bother with porn if you are not a virgin.
There is no reason to bother with porn if you are not a virgin
Chase Russell
Grayson Sanders
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Tyler Morales
Hi friends.
Carson Kelly
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Colton Stewart
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Jackson Richardson
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Isaiah Roberts
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Angel Morris
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Samuel Jackson
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Nathan Perry
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Carter Perry
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Josiah Roberts
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Thomas King
come check out our server
xGPAxhK
Christopher Campbell
It's just the two of us bud. Where'd everyone else go?
Jacob Sullivan
discord?
Jacob Nelson
I dont care about other people.
Blake Turner
That's the spirit
Henry Watson
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Austin Scott
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Brayden Lewis
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James Richardson
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Kayden Garcia
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Jonathan Roberts
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Grayson Hall
Try being a husband with a kid and pregnant wife. I get laid twice a month if the fucking stars align buddy
Caleb Sanders
I'm so fucking stoned I just posted in a fur thread without realizing until it was too late
Jace Miller
You already got sex. You can just fap to the memory of you having sex. Plus you have memory of what it felt like so it makes it extra easy.
Jayden Brown
i slipped on some black ice last night and hit my head pretty hard off the pavement
Anthony Butler
Thats what you get for being a snuck up little bitch and keeping your nose up in the air not looking where you're goin.
Adam Watson
snuck
James Jones
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Samuel Jenkins
it was literally black ice on a black parking lot in the dark, pretty much invisible
Ryder Gomez
Keep telling yourself that.
Benjamin Bennett
That was my sex life creeping up on you and enacting revenge for bein a lil bitch.
Elijah Long
zzz
Christopher Reed
Well I dont have sex so I dont have a memory to tell myself that.
Andrew Jenkins
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Carter Foster
Sex is entirely over rated.
Levi Gomez
Thats exactly what someone who wants all the sex for themselves would say.
Isaiah Mitchell
Must suck to be an incel virgin tard.
Anyway hi, Zary.
Lincoln Bennett
hi squashy
Connor Edwards
How are you doing, darling?
Adrian Gonzalez
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Cooper Richardson
could be better, how about yourself
Nicholas Ortiz
I saw. Hope you're alright.
And I'm well. Just got home an hour ago.
About to play FF15.
Julian Barnes
>believe virgins are cursed to be oppressed by society
>refuse sex
Oliver White
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Nathan Richardson
The bitching he gets to have from being a virgin is borderline orgasmic for him.
It's been like this for about 5 years.
Hudson Lewis
No one will have sex with me no matter what I do. That is why I am waiting for a sex doll to become affordable.
Luis Harris
Probably your shit personality.
Ryan Gutierrez
Dunno, you have a pretty shit personality and you fuck ass on a bi-weekly basis.
Samuel Thomas
i should be, idk i feel kinda slow mentally right now, and i got work in an hour and a half
Jordan Cox
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Christopher Garcia
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Mason Powell
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Thomas Carter
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Jacob Nelson
Speaks volumes about yours~!
Well have a hug before you go.
*Hug*
I'm off. I just wanted to give you some affection.
Parker Howard
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Chase Evans
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Ryder Sullivan
you're the best, have a good day
Luke Peterson
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Benjamin Murphy
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Julian Rodriguez
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Robert Jackson
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Chase Watson
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William Moore
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Jeremiah Russell
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Cameron Smith
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John Lee
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Thomas Adams
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David Lopez
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Jaxson Stewart
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Gabriel Butler
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Ayden Cooper
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Robert Morris
i wana die lme
Caleb Carter
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Jayden Ward
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Luke Rodriguez
zary sit on my face until you crush my skull pls
Nathaniel Powell
I need this big mitherfucker in my life
Hunter Allen
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Lincoln White
sure just give me money to fly to aussieland
Kayden Richardson
Just ask some of the refugees to help you out
Ryder Watson
nah too much work, and they're icky
Joshua Richardson
You'll have to give up your house and job for one soon for that thought crime kiddo
Cya in 10 years
Robert Anderson
not even my house, it's my parents
Asher Gray
Their inheritance now
Grayson Cruz
nah
Gabriel Smith
Life is pain though
Just end me tbh fam
Thomas Sullivan
Professional virgin here, what's up fags?
Cooper Roberts
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Lucas Roberts
Already got one of those
Matthew Carter
life is litty, fam XD
Carson Russell
Ive been playing dinosaurs with friends which has been nutty
Had a job interview today and it was pretty shitty so Im pre bummed
Matthew Perry
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Elijah Wood
good luck on the job though
Christian Robinson
i doubt it a lot
Its also super far away and i'd need to drive 50m each way
When are you going pro in overwatch
Elijah Rodriguez
sounds aids
OW also sounds aids, i've never played it and likely never will
Adam Ortiz
id bant more but im tired af
cya ahkmed
Caleb Taylor
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Mason Robinson
I need some of this
Jack Watson
An ass to fill with your seed?
Hey, how's the head?