Greetings traveller

Greetings traveller.

kiss jester

TAVERN NIGGAS

JUMP THA CHASM

fuck jester

"go west"
"but there is a wall in front of you"
"go west"

marry jester

You need the winged sandals to make such a jump.

Well worth it mate, well worth it. She's cute

drink delicous Barrie's Red Cola

Order a round of drinks.

fuckin...

aye, but at what cost

pat...

a dildo up thatchers dead arse

Go to where Falconhoof drinks, and kill the shit out of him.

How hasn't anyone done a twitch channel of this yet?

...

TWENTY'S PLENTY

because we're in the 21st century gramps

AH FUCKIN REMEMBER MAIR THAN ANY CUNT

i saw him standing outside a betfred in maryhill today. had a weird eye contact moment.

WRONG WAY DOWN A ONE WAY STREEEEEET

Missed opportunity mate. You could have been the subject of a comedic story of some kind. Next time follow him around and stealthily cum on the back of his head or steal one of his shoes or something.

[literally me]

get troll
put troll in bag

AYE, BUT AT WOT COST?

You missed out on the fans first forever guarantee.

Get ye flask

HES TALKIN ABOUT THATCHER

I'm asking a simple question, yes or no?