Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Cara Delevingne standing there
Wat do?

tell her to GTFO because she is annoying as fuck.

Call some black friends of mine and watch them fuck her to a pulp.

2 chopstick right in the hot chick woohoo
>阿妈,快点来录影!!!!!
>阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
》AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

do a 360 and leave

Feed her

Have lesbian sex with her lol

Pay 1000$ to a black neighbour for his service. Watch him fuck her, ask him for permission to masturbate, if he agrees I masturbate, if he doesn't I don't.

take a long stinky poop in her mouth and make her swallow it whole like the log eater that she is

Turn her into a thick ethnic girl

i think u mean 90 degrees u fucking retard

Have consensual sex with her, in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.

Have her take her top off and suck on her tits for a while. Maybe slide a vibrating dick-shaped dildo up her baby chute. Then she can blow me. Twice.

you must be new

did someone call me??

ask her
hey, what took you so long?

That is the cuckiest thing I've ever read.

You're disgusting. Kys.

Fap. Make her watch. Make eye contact as I finish. Leave

You must be even newer

Go to the fridge and retrieve pic related.

I want to fuck your ass.

Oh wait nevermind, just found out you are a girl.

Lock her up for 2.5 hours so we are quit for me watching Valerian.

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Tell her I'm a Jellyfish and hope she sticks her head up my ass

Tell her to call Kendall Jenner over and we’ll have ourselves some fun. The are both gay. Love fucking lesbians.

FUCKING RETARD THAT JUST MAKES A FULL CIRCLE. YOU WOULD BE WAKING THE SAME DIRECTION

U said it best Sup Forumsrother